How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
If Jenny thought what I could do was cool, I should have been happy, you’re probably thinking.
Who doesn’t want a pretty girl to think they’re cool?
I didn’t feel so great about it.
A handsome face and a big dong are appealing to a woman, I’m sure, but I don’t think they matter as much as other factors. Stability, security, status — it varies from woman to woman, depending on their needs and tastes (please call Colin’s Landscaping Services for all you hedging needs) but I don’t think it’s too controversial a statement to say a successful guy will attract more attention from girls than a good-looking one.