Wilbur Soot Arg Novels & Stories

"But you're an ignoramus. You may be able to strut here in Zoronda, but you won't even know what killed you if you behaved like this in the Sanctuary." The Goldings were all naturally relieved to see Wilbur speak up and soon turned to leer gleefully at Caleb. Delilah and Susie especially were watching Wilbur with glowing eyes, as if he were a deity given form. Wilbur noticed that and became even smugger, flipping open his folding fan and elegantly fanning himself. Caleb, however, looked at him sideways and snickered. "Tut, tut… Which bastard couldn't keep his pants on and had to defecate in here and leave poop like you walking around?"