CHASE ME, HUSBAND
Yawning, I stretched, blindly reaching for my phone from under my chest.
A notification popped up, and I slid it open.
*HUH, NO. I'M NOT GOING TO GET SAD—DRUNK WITH YOU. LET'S GO TO KARAOKE NIGHT.*
Rolling my eyes, I leaned back.
*NO THANKS. A FROG COULD SING BETTER THAN ME*
He put three laughing emojis, one skull, and a knife.
*MY NEW DATE IS COMING ALONG. HE WANTS TO SEE THE MOST TRENDING WOMAN ON THE TABS, EVEN THOUGH HE THINKS THAT DRESS LOOKED SO FREAKING HOT ON YOU.*