Yoruichi X Male Reader

มีวลีที่ว่า ‘เกิดเป็นลูกคนรวย ถ้าไม่ทำตัวหัวxวย ยังไงก็ได้ดี’ แต่ไม่ใช่กับ ‘เดนีส ศศิภักดี’ เพราะเขาเป็นลูกคนรวยที่ทำตัวหัวกรวย แถมยังไม่ได้ดี จนท่านเจ้าสัวต้องส่งเลขามือทองมากำราบ “ท่านประธานยกเลิกซัพพลายเออร์กะทันหันด้วยอารมณ์เพียงชั่ววูบเนี่ยนะ!” “เปล่า ฉันไม่ได้ใช้อารมณ์ชั่ววูบซะทีเดียว ฉันคิดและไตร่ตรองมาอย่างดีแล้ว” “คุณนี่มัน…” “ด่าด้วยสายตาขนาดนี้ ด่าออกมาเถอะ” “คุณแม่ง! เจ้านายหัวxวยที่สุดเท่าที่ผมเคยเจอมาเลย” “…!…” เซต เพียงชั่ว… 1) เพียงชั่วข้ามคืน (จบแล้ว) พิพัฒน์ x เดนิม 2) เพียงชั่ววูบเดียว (On Air) เดนีส x วินตรา

I had just returned from a business trip. The moment I stepped through the door, I scooped my wife into my arms and rushed her straight to the bathroom for a steamy shower together. We were kissing passionately when, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed something: the toilet seat was flipped up. I froze. Seven years ago, my wife had read a post online claiming that when men pee standing up, bacteria splash onto the seat. She begged me to sit down to pee for the sake of her health. I have kept that promise. For seven years of marriage, that seat has never been up. A knot formed in my stomach, but the bathroom was spotless, so clean it looked staged, not a single stray hair anywhere. Then I noticed the shower temperature. It was set five degrees lower than her usual 43°C. Men like cooler showers. Women like them hotter… At that moment, I knew, Ruby Lynch had cheated on me.

There's an unspoken rule in my household—everyone has to engage in a drinking competition during the holidays. Whoever gets wasted first will have to pay off one year's worth of house and car mortgages for the other two siblings. In the first year, I collapsed after my first glass of alcohol. I had to pay the house mortgage for my oldest sister, Dahlia Zeller. In the second year, as soon as I picked up my glass, I fainted right away. Since then, I had to pay off Jasmine Zeller, my second sister's car loan. For the next 20 years, I've always been the loser. In the end, my wife, Jean McCarthy, is forced to jump off a building because of the huge debt I've racked up. The debtors keep dumping paint onto my residence, forcing me to deter away from it. Ransacked by guilt, I end up damaging my stomach from overdrinking when I attempt to train my alcohol tolerance. As a result, half of my liver has gotten removed. When I'm on the verge of death, I hear my parents snickering outside my ward. "Don't you think we've laced too many sleeping pills in his drink? He almost didn't wake up back then!" "It's fine. He's an idiot who merely thinks he has a low alcohol tolerance. Our family still relies on him for financial survival, you see. We can keep drugging him so that he'll keep getting wasted." When I open my eyes again, I've already gotten reborn in the timeframe when I'm sitting at the dining table in the 20th year.

On the eve of the National Robotics Championship, I smashed my carefully designed bot to pieces and announced my withdrawal. Everyone said I was a fraud who was quitting out of fear of being exposed. Online, the netizens mocked me relentlessly. Only one person, Adrian Cross, the so-called genius of the century, spoke up in my defense, his voice dripping with false sincerity, "I believe in River Lowell’s skills. Only he deserves to be my opponent. No matter what setbacks he’s facing, I hope he comes back to the arena and proves himself." In my previous life, the robot I built was identical to his. No matter how I tried to prove he had copied me, Adrian stood before the cameras, wearing his benevolent mask, and said, "It’s fine. This robot can go to River. I can always build something even better." His fans swarmed me, tearing me apart online, and no one believed in my talent. I swallowed the humiliation and vowed to rebuild my robot from scratch. However, when I was assembling it, the Power Core in my kit exploded, shattering my skull. That same night, I was rushed into the ICU. Netizens clapped and cheered, saying I got exactly what I deserved. That night, my girlfriend, Lila Hart, signed the hospital’s DNR consent form without hesitation. Until the day I died, I never understood how Adrian had gotten my robot’s data or why Lila had joined forces with him. When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the very day of the competition.

รักของเพื่อน toxic love | คชาxมิรา my bad guy คนเลวของฉัน | คเชนทร์xขนม แอบรัก Lecturer | เซฟxริตา พ่อหม้ายมาเฟีย | ชานนท์xพะพิม นิยาย set เพื่อนรัก มีทั้งหมด 4 คู่ ครบรสชาติเลยนะคะ

“ถ้าเธอไม่ได้มีใบหน้าเหมือนกับผู้หญิงที่ฉันรัก ฉันก็คงจะเอาเธอไม่ลง อย่าคิดว่าแค่ได้เข้าพิธีแต่งงานกับฉัน แล้วจะได้เป็นเมียของฉันสมใจ ฟังให้ชัด ๆ นะ ฉันไม่มีวันรักผู้หญิงอย่างเธอ” วันนั้นเขาย้ำชัดว่าเธอเป็นเพียงแค่เงาของผู้หญิงอีกคน ประกาศเสียงกร้าวว่ายังไงก็จะ "ไม่มีวันรัก" ทำให้เธอเลือกหนีไปพร้อมกับลูกน้อยในครรภ์ที่เขาจะไม่มีวันได้รับรู้ ในวันที่ผู้หญิงคนนั้นหวนกลับมาทวงทุกอย่างคืน ทว่าโชคชะตากลับเล่นตลกกับชีวิตเธอนัก ผลักให้เขาวนกลับเข้ามาในชีวิตของเธออีกครั้ง และอีกฝ่ายยังทวงสิทธิ์ความเป็นพ่อของลูก รวมถึงยัดเยียดสถานะสามีที่เธอเคยต้องการ "ไม่คิดว่ามันสายไปหน่อยเหรอ” --- *พระเอกธงแดงๆ ดำๆ เxี้ย โบ้ *สุดท้ายนางเอกจะเลือกกลับมารักกันหรือไม่ มาลุ้นไปด้วยกันนะคะ ----- เซต Bad Mafia มีทั้งหมด 3 เรื่อง 1. เงารักมาเฟียอคิราห์ (คิณ x อิงดาว) 2. บ่วงรักใต้ปีกทิศเหนือ (ทิศเหนือ x หนูนา) 3. ทัณฑ์รักวิคเตอร์ร้าย (วิคเตอร์ x แก้มใส)

I was sent abroad to work. After three years, I finally helped my fiancee secure a highly challenging and significant client. When I returned home, she drove me out of the house. Her eyes gleamed with disdain as she looked at me while carrying a child. “I’ve got a husband and a child. You went abroad and left me all alone for three years. How could you come back to me? You’d better come to your senses and resign from the company tomorrow!” She trampled upon my dignity and love. Then, I realized that our five-year romance had come to an end.

It's nighttime, and I'm on the toilet with my phone. I fire up Battleborn Arena, ready to grind a few ranked matches. But an unknown number flashes on-screen and cuts me off. Annoyed, I decline the call, and a WhatsApp message pops up immediately. "Run! Edgar just snapped. He's going to kill us all!" My hands tremble. Edgar Maguire… Isn't he already dead?

That night, I returned from a business trip to surprise my wife. However, when I sneak home, I realize my boss is there, too. His smile deepens when he sees me; he tells me he's there to welcome me home because he knew I would return that night. My wife nods and agrees with him. For some reason, I can't help finding the looks on their faces odd.

I helped my wife, Kim Carey, rise from obscurity into stardom, only to discover that she was having an affair with a rising young actor who looked like me. When I asked for a divorce, she cried and begged me not to leave. In the end, I caved in. I gave her three chances. The first time, she stayed up all night to post a public statement clarifying all the rumors between her and Emmett Stone. She canceled all her work and stayed with me for an entire week. The second time, on my birthday, she publicly announced that Emmett was her soulmate. She even released intimate photos of the two of them. She buried herself in my arms and said righteously, "Emmett is depressed. I'm only doing this to comfort him. You're the only one in my heart. This is the last time. Please believe me." Then, she abandoned me in the wilderness, just because Emmett had suffered a minor injury on his hand. The final time, my father was critically ill and urgently needed a huge sum of money for surgery. She refused to even transfer a single cent to me. "All the money has been invested in Emmett's new drama," she said coldly. "Your father won't die that quickly." That night, my father missed the best window for treatment and died on the operating table. My heart was completely shattered. When Kim finally returned home late that night, I asked for a divorce once more.