LOGINLindsay Gold finally made it home and was hoping to have a quiet evening and night after her first day as county sheriff. Thankfully, the day was largely uneventful. All the personnel files were reviewed, notes were taken, and a list of employees she wanted to meet was compiled. So far, it had not been a bad day, and hopefully it would stay that way.
As soon as she walked into her house, she could smell pizza. That meant her husband, Wren, made it home first and decided to make dinner. She walked into the kitchen to find him standing in an apron, with an oven mitt on each hand, facing the oven, looking as if he were ready to battle it.
“Hi, babe. How was your first day back at the department?” he asked without turning around.
“It was good. I read all the employee files. I may need your help with one of my deputies,” she answered.
Wren took the pizzas from the oven and set them on the counter to cool. He walked over to Lindsay and gave her a quick hug and kiss.
“If you need my help, this has got to be bad,” he said with a smile.
Lindsay laughed, “I don’t know if that even describes this situation. Let me start by saying that this deputy is highly trained and very good at what he does. The problem is, he is afraid of every woman on the planet over the age of twelve. He can’t look at them or talk to them face-to-face.”
Wren started laughing. He leaned on the kitchen counter to keep from falling. After a minute of uncontrollable laughing, he finally caught his breath enough to ask a question.
“You are telling me that you have a male deputy who is afraid of women?” he asked.
“Yes, I am. If you want to know, I also have a dominatrix who is my receptionist and day dispatcher,” Lindsay replied. “But I don’t need your help with her. I only need your help with him.”
“Wait…your dispatcher is a what?”
“You heard what I said, sweetie. She doesn’t wear leather to work as far as I know, and even if she does, I’m not going to ask a lot of questions,” Lindsay said.
Wren looked at her and said, “I may tease you about this, but tell me what you need me to do to help. Also, as far as your dispatcher is concerned, you are on your own. I have heard things about her. Don’t worry; they aren’t department-related.”
“How do you know about my dispatcher?” she asked with a smirk. “And when it comes to my deputy, I don’t know yet what we will need to do. He may need more therapy than is even possible. I am meeting with him tomorrow, and I will know more then.”
“I have heard things about her from others. I can promise you that you have nothing to worry about,” Wren said.
Lindsay smiled. “I know. I am going to change clothes real quick, then let’s cut those pizzas. Is Dillon home?”
“He is playing video games right now. I will let him know that supper is ready to eat,” Wren answered.
“Thank you, babe,” Lindsay said.
While Lindsay changed clothes, Wren went to Dillon’s room to interrupt his video games. Dillon was the typical teenage boy. He loved his video games and his movies. Dillon was Wren’s stepson, but Wren never thought of him that way. From the very beginning, he had thought of Dillon as his son and treated him accordingly. Wren knocked on Dillon’s partially closed door.
“Dillon, your mom is home, and the pizza is done,” he told Dillon.
Dillon did not even look up as he said, “Cool, what kind of pizza?”
“Seriously, that is the only question you have?” asked Wren. “You don’t want to know how your mom’s day went back at the department?”
“I do, but I will ask her when I see her,” Dillon answered.
“Look, I know you are not thrilled with her going back to work at the sheriff’s department, but she is really happy about this. Can you try to show a little bit of joy about her being happy?” Wren said.
“I’ll try, but this isn’t going to end well again,” Dillon answered.
“Just be nice at dinner. OK?”
“Fine,” Dillon huffed.
By the time they reached the kitchen, Lindsay had already finished changing and was preparing to cut the pizzas.
“Ma’am, put the knife down and step away from the pizza,” Wren said as he walked up behind her.
She just smiled and followed the instructions. Wren always tried to take care of her, even when she did not need it. That was only one of the many reasons she loved him.
The three of them ate and talked about their respective days as much as possible. While Dillon could tell them everything about his day, but rarely did, Wren and Lindsay had a somewhat different relationship when it came to discussing work. Lindsay did have some restrictions when it came to open cases and victims that she could not disclose. Some cases arose due to the adult entertainment surrounding the military base, which she could discuss with her husband but not with her teenage son, for obvious reasons. On the other hand, Wren could talk about almost nothing involving his job. He could not even tell Lindsay what he did because everything was confidential or classified. This was part of what made their relationship unusual. Unusual or not, for them, it worked perfectly. If one did not volunteer something about their day, the other did not ask.
After they ate, Dillon returned to his video games, and Lindsay and Wren settled in on the couch to watch some evening television. While they were searching for something to watch, there was a knock at the door. They looked at each other as Wren got up to answer the door. When he looked out, he saw a young man wearing a sheriff’s department uniform on the porch.
The drive back to the sheriff’s department was quiet. Little Bob and Annie sat in the back seat. Lindsay looked in the rearview mirror and checked on them. She could not understand what he was saying, but she could see that Little Bob was softly talking to Annie and holding her hand as if she were one of his daughters. Lindsay thought back to when she had started at the department years earlier. He had known her for many years and treated her the same way, even though she had worked for another department. Little Bob always tried to take care of everyone and make them feel better. That was part of why he was so good at his job. That was part of why she had given him the position of Chief Deputy. When they pulled up in front of the sheriff’s department, Lindsay and Wren exited the car and opened the back doors for Annie and Little Bob. “I got her,” Little Bob said as he began to help Annie out of the car and into the building. “Wren, why don’t you have Bob help you get Annie back t
Lindsay and Wren arrived at the scene where Little Bob and Annie had hit something. When they pulled up, Little Bob was staring at the car before he began to walk toward them. Annie was at the side of the road, bouncing up and down. As she did, her ponytail bounced up and down, making her look even younger than she was. “When you said she was young, you weren’t kidding,” Wren said, watching Annie. Lindsay replied, “I told you she’s barely legal to carry a gun. Did you think I was joking about that?” “No, but good grief, she looks like she’s twelve,” Wren said. “I know. Annie makes me feel old, and no comments from you about my age. Remember, you are older than I am,” Lindsay said. They got out of the car just as Little Bob reached them. He just stood shaking his head. Wren reached into the backseat of Lindsay’s car and retrieved a black case. “I hit something, and it is still there on the road, but for the life of me, there is nothing there,” Little Bob said, shaking his head.
Lindsay did not even finish reading the report; she closed it and pushed it across the desk toward Wren. She looked at him and could see in his eyes that what she and the department were dealing with bothered him. “Sweetheart, I know you can’t tell me about all of this,” she said as she motioned to her desk and the map on her office wall. “But do you have any idea as to how long this is going to go on? I can barely find deputies to replace those who quit because of this stuff. The only deputies whom I know are not going anywhere are the Bobs, Andy, and Max. I hired Annie, and so far so good, but she is fresh out of training and barely old enough to carry a gun.” “I wish I knew, but I have to say what you and this department are doing is a huge help. I don’t have the resources to track and locate everything, and your idea of this map has been more helpful than you know,” Wren said. “I promise I will tell you everything I can as soon as possible.” “I know you will. Do you want to cal
Lindsay Gold was pulling her patrol car up in front of the sheriff’s department and parking when Little Bob began to walk toward her. Little Bob said, shaking his head, “I can’t believe that you hired that girl. She is going to drive us all crazy.”“Let’s go inside and talk about it,” Lindsay said. As they went inside, Cat was waiting for them, and Annie was sitting in a chair beside the desk that Little Bob used. Cat looked at Lindsay and raised an eyebrow as if she was questioning her. Lindsay looked at Cat and then back at Annie, who was still sitting in the chair. The only thing she thought was that it was too early in the day for this. She motioned for Cat to follow them into her office and closed the door behind them. “OK, yes, I know she is young and inexperienced, and she talks nonstop, but she is also here and wants the job. It has been weeks, and she is the only one who wanted it. What else was I supposed to do?” Lindsay asked, looking at Cat and Little Bob. “Anyway, B
Sheriff Lindsay Gold sat in her office, looking at the file of the one person who wanted to work for her. Losing Deputy Keith Abernathy had been a blow to her and everyone who worked for the sheriff’s department. When he had quit, others quickly followed suit. She read what she had in her hands, and she agreed with the decision that Big Bob and Little Bob had made about who to hire. Over the past few weeks, she and the Bobs had called at least two dozen people who had applied to work there in the past, and all of them refused the job. A few who had been working as reserve or volunteer deputies had even said they wanted to quit doing that. Lindsay hoped this person would want to work there for a while, even with all the weirdness that had been going on in the county. Lindsay heard the door chime on the department’s main door. She looked up to see a very short young woman standing at the counter, speaking with Cat, the day dispatcher. She saw Cat turn and walk toward her open office doo
When they reached where Lindsay was sitting, the little creature looked up at them and waved as if it had been trained. They could see that it had blue eyes, almost the color of the ocean. It slowly walked upright to Wren, touched him on the leg with one hand, and held up the other, almost as if it were a greeting. It then moved on to each of the other men and then back to Lindsay, sitting on her leg and lifting her hand back to its head.“I think you have a pet,” Wren told Lindsay.“She will never be a pet. She’s just lonely,” Lindsay said. Randy asked, “How do you know it is a she?” “I will sound crazy, but I just feel it,” Lindsay told him.“Well, it is an almost rainbow-colored flying monkey, so I would say that crazy is the new normal around here,” Randy grinned.Wren asked Lindsay, “Would you be willing to help put this little girl in the van for the trip?” “Of course,” she told Wren. “Let me get up, little girl. You need to go with these men to your new home. I will carry you







