LOGINIt's the weekend and three days since I've been breathing the same air with Mr. Smug face. I took a day off from work to arrange myself into my new space. I stacked my sketchbooks on the small shelf by the door, color-coded because order was the only thing keeping my brain from short-circuiting with the awareness of his smug face across the hall. The apartment was quiet, almost peaceful…just the way I like it. Too peaceful.
Suddenly I felt a presence followed by Ernest clearing his throat behind me.
“So,” he said, casually as if he didn't just barge into my space unannounced in that infuriatingly confident way of his, “we should probably set some ground rules.”
“I didn't let you in,” I said, stilling from my arranging.
“The door was literally open and.. I'm not in yet or do you want me to…” I could hear his footsteps advancing inwards and I turned. He raised his hands, leaning on the doorframe. “stand the hell there,” I said, carefully measured, now facing him fully with my arms crossed. “We should.”
Hands in his pockets, with that same smirk he had on the first day we met plastered on his annoying face. “Okay. You go first.”
I didn't really care about rules since I'd be leaving soon but I had to make sure my stuff stayed in place…my thesis was more important than anything else. “We have separate bedrooms, that’s one boundary so technically no touching each other’s stuff. Everything stays in its own domain. Shared spaces are only for…” I gestured vaguely to the other side of the house where the living area and tiny kitchen where, “…general living. Understood?”
He tilted his head, studying me like I’d just announced war on humanity. “Anything else?”
“Don’t…don’t rearrange my things. Don’t move my canvases.”
“Got it,” he said, hands raised in mock surrender, still smirking. “No touching your precious art.”
I narrowed my eyes. “It’s not precious. It’s…necessary. Like oxygen.”
He chuckled, “Alright, your rules. Fine. My turn.”
I adjusted my glasses waiting for his list which to be honest I don't care about. “shoot.”
“The kitchen is mine in the morning. I make breakfast. You stay in your room if you don’t want to be exposed to my culinary…genius,” he said, smirk widening.
I blinked. “You’re joking.”
“Not at all,” he said, shrugging. “I need space to cook. And you can’t rearrange my ingredients or…”
“Oh! So now you’re the chef overlord? I can't cook?” I snapped, stepping closer and my voice rising. “I can’t believe I have to live with someone who treats everything like a hierarchy!”
He raised a brow, amusement flashing dangerously. “Hierarchy? You mean boundaries?”
“Boundaries?!” I hissed, pointing at him. “You left your gym bag on the couch, your shoes by my door, and you think telling me to stay out of the kitchen is…boundary?”
“I do leave my bag there!” he said, stepping toward me, tone sharp now. “And what?”
I flinched, heat rushing to my ears. “Excuse me? I’m not the one acting like this apartment is their kingdom! I have rights too!”
He laughed but his grin didn’t soften.
I ground my teeth, shoving my hands into my pockets. I felt my chest tighten, a mix of anger and…something else that made me grit my teeth harder. “keep going with your rules. You have infuriated me enough.”
He stepped back, folding his arms, eyes flashing like he was enjoying this more than he should. “Fine. But don’t think a list is going to fix the way you glare at me every time I exist.”
I heaved a sigh. “And don’t think smirking at me constantly makes me…like you. Because it doesn’t.”
He tilted his head, lips curving into a full on grin. “Doesn’t it?”
I spun around and stomped into my room, slamming the door hard enough to rattle the frame. My brush rolled off the table but I didn’t pick it up and somewhere just outside, I could hear him chuckling.That sound, stupid stupid sound.
This wasn’t over. Not even close. And somehow, I already knew that surviving a week, or a semester, in this apartment with Ernest Malcolm was going to be harder than I’d ever imagined.
By the time I reached the café, my thoughts were tangled and loud that it overpowered that of the annoyingly loud coffee machine. The familiar scent of coffee grounds and baked sugar wrapped around me like a different kind of survival. “Lan!” Marcus, my very loud co-worker, called from behind the counter. “You’re late.” “Existential crisis,” I replied, tying my apron. “Valid.” He said and signaled towards the impatient woman in front of him, “later before I get my ears beaten off.” The café at sunset is warm; golden light slipping through wide windows, conversations layered softly over the hiss (annoyingly loud as hell sound) of the espresso machine. I like it here but the people… not so much. Orders are simple but people are very complex. Milk is steamed to temperature and no one moves my canvases at the back shelf of the store room which everyone; by everyone I mean; myself, Marcus, Hilda but currently hasn't been to work in days and Sam, our manager, who calls it O
I didn’t see him for days which is impressive, considering we live in the same apartment. It became like a silent sport. I left early and he left earlier. I came back at odd hours, his shoes would be gone and his gym bag would disappear. The kitchen would smell faintly of something edible and smug. It was like living with a ghost who protein-shakes. And I hated that I noticed but happy I was, some peace and quiet at least. I just finished having my afternoon lectures, and I was walking towards the grass to sit down and get some air and inspiration, when Karl spotted me before I could pretend I hadn’t seen her. She was sprawled dramatically across the grass outside the humanities building, notebook open on her stomach, pen between her teeth like she was auditioning for a tortured-poet documentary. “Olandria!” she called, squinting at me. “You look…combustible.” “I am peaceful,” I said, dropping my bag beside her. She stared. “You look like someone who lost an argument to
It's the weekend and three days since I've been breathing the same air with Mr. Smug face. I took a day off from work to arrange myself into my new space. I stacked my sketchbooks on the small shelf by the door, color-coded because order was the only thing keeping my brain from short-circuiting with the awareness of his smug face across the hall. The apartment was quiet, almost peaceful…just the way I like it. Too peaceful. Suddenly I felt a presence followed by Ernest clearing his throat behind me. “So,” he said, casually as if he didn't just barge into my space unannounced in that infuriatingly confident way of his, “we should probably set some ground rules.” “I didn't let you in,” I said, stilling from my arranging. “The door was literally open and.. I'm not in yet or do you want me to…” I could hear his footsteps advancing inwards and I turned. He raised his hands, leaning on the doorframe. “stand the hell there,” I said, carefully measured, now facing him fully with my
“I’m homeless,” I muttered, lazily transferring my anger absentmindedly onto the paper I was holding. We just finished our class and for the first time, I wasn't able to even grasp what was taught, which was unusual considering my mind is always preoccupied every now and then with my final thesis and work; but I couldn't just because of that stupid smug face. Karl didn’t even look up from her notes,“you are literally seated.” “I share a room with a man.” That got her attention. I hadn't told her about the verdict after seeing the dorm manager concerning the plumbing issue. She turned slowly, and blinked once. Then twice.“…A man-man?” I rolled my eyes. “Yes, Karl. A male. XY chromosomes, deep voice, annoying laugh, Smug face.” Her pen clattered on the desk. “Oh my God,” she breathed, leaving her seat, hands covering her mouth dramatically as she settled on my desk. “Is he ugly?” I lifted my eyes from my sketching just enough to glare at her. “That’s your first concern?” S
I should have just worked on that forsaken toilet when the issue was milder, if I had, I wouldn't be in this bloody mess. But there I was; halfway down the hall, arms filled with sketchbooks and rolled canvases, my brain still locked inside the charcoal-smudged anatomy sketch I had abandoned in Studio B in a haze to settle into my new dorm, and muttering to myself like a woman possessed. “I swear, if my temporary roommate is loud, I will lose my mind. I cannot deal with noise. Not at this crucial mo…” Thump! My body collided with something solid. My glasses slid down my nose and Mother Gravity chose violence. “Oh…” A hand, not so delicate, caught mine almost immediately, saving my head from what would have been a nasty hit. The contact jolted straight up my arm, sharp and electric, like my nervous system had been personally offended. I blinked. Twice. But I was still hazy, I let the hand pull me upright. “Careful,” a voice said. Low and seemingly amused. “You were abou







