A deal

Jordan's POV

What. The. Hell.

I couldn't live with this 

How did I let myself fall into the trap of a - a witch!

"Take it back!" I said to Eva, holding her hand firmly.

She adjusted her glasses on her face, a frown etched on her face. What was she mad at?

I was the victim!

"Take what back?" She spat, pulling her hands away from my grip. She succeeded because I let her. She didn't have that energy.

I looked around to ensure that no one was coming. I'd be damned if anyone knew what I was holding with me. Hell nah.

Not even my favourite mother. 

When I was sure that no one was close by, I whispered. "The vee"

She stared at me blankly, not uttering any word. I groaned in frustration, rubbing my hands aggressively on my face. "You don't understand?"

She shook her head. "Not at all. What's vee? Look, I have more pressing matter to address with you and -"

"Nothing is more important than this thing you gave to me!" I yelled out in frustration. "Oh shit, hope nobody heard that" I turned towards the main building. 

A sigh left my lips when all coast was clear. When I turned back to face her, her mouth was wide open. "Holy shit! You.. you are going through the same shit"

It was my turn to stare at her blankly. "What are you talking about?"

"You see, I woke up this morning with a -" She swallowed visibly as she shut her eyes. " with a cock."

Not to be dramatic but at this point, I wanted the ground to swallow me. 

"Can I see?" The words flew out of my mouth before I could stop it.

"Jesus, no! Are you insane?" She moved back, eyeing me in disgust. "Do you .. do you have my vagina with you?"

When she put it that way, it almost cracked me up. 

"Eva. I don't know what I did to you that made you do this to us but -"

She gasped, opening her mouth in disbelief. "You think I did this?" 

I raised my eyebrow at her. "Didn't you? I mean, you were mad at me for not offering you a - see, I can hire you now. Just take this thing back. It's frightening. I'm a public figure"

In a swift second, she pulled out her slippers from her leg. I didn't need to be told twice. I moved back, taking retreating steps backward.

"You're despicable! How dare you think I did this? You.. it's all your fault. If I hadn't argued with you on Mishap day, I would've been normal" She pointed at me, throwing the slippers at me. I jumped to the side, dodging it.

"Mishap day? Mishap day is a myth." I frowned 

She scoffed, folding her arms. "Well, look at us" Her eyes cast down to her private part. 

"How.. how are you sure that it's mine? What if it's someone else's?" I pointed at it. She glared at me in disgust.

"I can send you pictures. Or just share them online so your hoes can help me identify" She spat 

Oh Lord 

"No! You will do no such" I pointed at her squarely. "We can work this out"

"We.. we can?" She sighed, her shoulders slumped. 

I nodded, moving closer step by step. A bit unsure about if moving closer to her was the right thing. "We can -"

"Cut it off" She suggested

My eyes flew open. "Are you insane?" 

"That's the only thing I can think of" She scratched the back of her head.

"No. No, we can't do that. That's my pride!" I pointed at it.

"Don't point at my private part like it's yours" She eyed me up and down

"Well, that's because it's MINE" I yelled

She opened her mouth to say something but nothing would come out. "Don't.. don't look at mine then. Don't even touch it"

"Well, it's on my body and I can do whatever -"

"Ahhhhh" She closed her ears, shaking her head. She didn't want to hear anything else.

"You both are all barks and no bite." An elderly lady suddenly made her presence known, looking between both of us.

"Who are you?" I sized her up and down.

"She's my grandmother and she knows" Eva said, diverting her attention to the lady. "Nana"

"How could you let someone else know about - whatever, do you have a solution?" I just needed a solution to this madness 

"I know a lady and I've contacted her" She said, walking towards a flower.

Eva and I sighed simultaneously. "We can go now" I suggested, looking at Eva who nodded.

"It doesn't work like that. You both have to pass the first stage" She said, plucking a flower.

"First stage? Nana, please be serious" Eva moved closer to her.

She glared at her. "I'm serious. The first stage is to live through it. It can't be that bad"

"Live through it?" I scoffed. "I can't live through having a vagina! I have a date in two days time and I would be needing my cock" 

"Thought dates have to do with eating and chatting and getting to know each other. Didn't know you kids now need your private parts for that" The old lady shrugged.

"I'll pay you anything. Help us. Help your grand child" I pointed at Eva. Eva nodded in agreement.

We were both agreeing on something. That's a first.

"Please, Nana." Eva pleaded. 

Before I could speak again, something weird began to happen. I could feel something creep through my skin. My eyes met Eva's eyes - she was probably feeling it too 

All of a sudden, my trouser felt full. On instinct, my hand moved to my private part. It was back!

My cock was back!

"It's ... It's back" I smiled at the lady.

"Not for long" She said 

"What do you mean?" Eva's smile dropped when she heard that.

"This is the first stage." She smiled at us. "Recognition." She moved to Eva, patting her hair. "You both have recognized that you own the genitals"

"So?" I asked 

"Now you only get to be normal when you both are together." She placed her hand on my shoulder.

"What?" We both yelled

"Yes. It's what this is about. You both need to stay around each other to be normal. You stay apart, you go back to your mishap" She chuckled before walking away

"Wait!" I yelled after her but she wouldn't stop. 

Eva stood still, not uttering any word for a while. "Nana is always right. Except you want to test the theory"

"What is she? Some psychic?" I eyed Eva in disgust. 

"I can't handle this" Eva shook her head, walking away.

Fear crept through my skin as she walked farther. "Don't. Don't move!"

Eva paused. "You felt it too right?"

Ignoring her question, I spun her around. "I have a deal" 

"A deal?"

I nodded, exhaling before dropping the bomb.

"From now on, you must be by my side. Every. Single. Day." 

She raised my eyebrow at me before scoffing in disbelief.

"You.. you can't be serious" She shook her head at me.

"I'm fucking serious, Pumpkin" I held her hand. "Time to tell our parents the truth about us"

"Huh? What truth?"

"You'll see"