"Ahhhhh! What the freaking flick is this?" I screamed.
My mother was the first to bolt inside my room, followed by my grandmother. They both stopped abruptly when their eyes collided with IT.
"What... What happened? What.. what's that?" My mother's finger trembled as she raised her finger up.
"I don't fucking know mum. Please get it away from me" I cried, pushing it away. It wouldn't leave. It was stuck.
Oh goodness!
Oh my goodness!
I was gonna puke.
This can't be happening to me.
"I warned you, Cara Mia" My grandmother said, folding her arms as she stared down at me.
"Now's not the time for that mama. This is a real ... Oh God! What are we going to do about this, mama?" My mother asked, casting a pitiful and disbelieving look at me
I was dumbfounded. A huge bile rose up in my throat, restricting me from talking. My vision began to blur from the tears that were building in my eyes.
"I don't know. I've never been in such situation." Granny said, folding her arms.
The tears streamed down my face
This had better be a bad dream. I told myself.
"We have to do something!" My mother threw her hand up in frustration. "She can't walk around with this... this thing." She pointed at my thigh.
"There are hermaphrodite, Hannah. She'd survive" My Granny said, nonchalantly. I knew she was just mad that I didn't keep to her words.
I freaking thought Mishap Day was a myth. Oh goodness!
"I gave birth to a girl with a vagina. Not a girl with a large freaking cock."
The minute mother said that out loud, I realized that firstly, I wasn't dreaming and secondly, I wasn't seeing things.
I.. I had a fucking cock.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" I screamed out at the top of my lungs.
My head was spinning, pounding, protesting. I couldn't comprehend shit.
"Shhhh" My mother placed her hand on my mouth, shushing me.
I shook my head, falling on the bed. "It's just a bad dream, Eva. It's a -"
"It's not a dream, baby" My mother said, tapping me.
"At least it's just the cock you took and not the whole body" My Granny said, chuckling.
"This is amusing to you?" I frowned at her. How was she laughing when I was at the verge of losing my damn mind.
I knew I should've gone back to apologize to him. What do I tell him? Will apology even help at this point?
"Okay, I'm out. This shit is too funny to me" My Granny said, making her way to the door.
"Mother..."
"My friend is coming with her son today. She wants you to meet him. You know..." She trailed off.
I shook my head. "I can't live with this" I jumped out of the bed, looking into my night shorts. The cock dangled as I moved, frightening me to my bone marrow.
Who did this to me?
Of course it was Jordan Cashmere. That fucking bastard.
"We'll find a way, baby" My mother scratched the back of her neck. She was clueless.
"I need.. I need to find Jordan" I shook my head, shuffling around my room as I sniffed uncontrollably.
"Who's that? Baby, My friend .."
"Mother I can't meet anyone in such condition!" I yelled without thinking twice. I shut my eyes, exhaling sharply. "You have to understand me mother. I have to find someone. He might know something."
My eyes fell to the cock. Firstly, how did this guy carry something huge like this?
If it wasn't on my body, I would've done justice to admiring it but just so you know, it was huge and filled with thick veins.
If.. if I was with his cock... Wait! Is this even his cock?
"I'll leave then" When I heard her voice, I felt bad instantly. It was low, defeated even. I spun on my feet immediately.
"Mother." I called out to her. She halted, smiling sadly at me. "10 minutes only."
Her lips raised up in a smile as she ran to hug me. "Thank you so much, Eva." Her body suddenly went rigid. "You.. you should handle that"
I almost laughed when I realized that it poked her.
"I ... I am scared,mother" I admitted.
"We'll find a way around it. There has to be a way." She tapped my shoulder before scurrying away.
At least one of us was happy.
I picked up my phone immediately, about to dial my best friends number but decided against it. It was too embarrassing.
"There's a way." I nodded to myself in an attempt to calm myself down.
Sighing out loudly, I ran into the bathroom. I made sure I didn't look down as I took my bath. Thankfully, I had tight underwear that weren't my size. It was firm enough to hold it intact.
"They're here!" I heard my mother yell from outside.
"Coming!" I yelled back, pulling the baggy trouser up my legs.
When I was done dressing and was sure that everything was intact and not out of place, I stepped out.
"So uncomfortable" I shrieked, adjusting the cock. I wanted to cry and run back to my room. I turned on my heels about to follow my heart but then Mother happened.
"Come say hi, Eva" She said.
Smiling nervously, I turned around to face her. Reluctantly, I began to drag my feet on the ground until I got to where she stood with her visitors.
"He..hello" I forced a smile on my face
"Oh dear! She looks a lot like you" The lady, my mother's friend, said. She opened her hand for a hug, moving closer
"No!" My mother and I yelled simultaneously. Mother let out a chuckle, scratching the back of her neck.
"She doesn't like hugs" Mother covered up for me.
"Sometimes" I added, nodding my head. P
"Hey, I'm Adam" A guy who I hadn't noticed spoke up. My eyes moved slowly until they met his.
"Eva" I said, rubbing my hands on my trouser. It was sweaty. I was hot.
He smiled at me softly, stretching his hands out towards me. His smile was so mesmerizing. Charming too.
I took his hand, shaking it. "Nice to meet you" He said, bringing my hand to his lips.
Then I felt it twitch. Holy shit!
I withdrew my hands immediately like his kiss burned me. This made his smile widened. If only he knew why I did it.
"I... I should get going. It was nice -"
"Not so quick. You haven't gotten to know my sons" His mother smiled, looking between us.
"I.. "
"Isabelle, she has something to handle. She'll be back" Mother said, taking her friend's hand. I took that as a cue to escape.
I had more pressing matters.
"It's just that... Jor -"
"Sorry, I was handling something" A familiar male voice spoke, making me stop on track.
"He's here! Jordan meet Eva. Eva, come here" Isabelle said
Slowly, I turned. My heart thumped loudly in my chest as my eyes moved until it met the familiar emerald green eyes.
"Eva Dolce?"
"Jordan Cashmere"
My mother gasped as she looked between us. She seemed to understand it immediately. Jordan and I stood feet away staring at each other. His eyes suddenly grew dark as he matched towards me.
"You! Come with me"
"Let me go!" I screamed at the top of my lungs as I tried to get out of the grip of the person who thought it was a good idea to ambush me in the AFTERNOON.I dragged my feet on the ground, twisting my body in his arm. I knew it was a man because his masculine woody scent mixed with a strong lemon smell made its way into my nostrils. Wait ... I knew that smell."Jesus Christ" The familiar voice spoke when he had successfully thrown me inside the car.I raised my head up slowly, struggling to move away the strands of hair which clouded my vision. "Jordan Cashmere" I growled.He removed his cap, tossing it on the driver seat which was empty. "Look, we have to -""I thought you were out of the country?" I raised my eyebrow at him. "Ahh my body hurts. You pull like a man""Because I am man?" He asked, unsure of his answer.I gagged, shaking my head. "Not with that vagina."He hurriedly placed his hand on my mouth. "Don't. Don't say it out loud""Mgnnkfd" My words came out incoherent.He
"We're fling buddies?!" I screamed alongside his family and my mother He kicked my leg under the table. I understood the signal but I wasn't going to agree to that nonsense.Why would I agree to being his fling buddy. Then how do you plan to stay normal, Eva Dolce? A taunting voice which sounded like Jordan's, sang in my headUrgh! Now he was in my head"Now that i remember, I thought you said JORDAN denied you a job interview yesterday?" My mother asked, raising her eyebrow at me."Yeah, He did. I wonder why he would do that to his fling buddy?" I smiled halfly at him, averting all their attention to him. I wasn't going to let anyone put me under the knifeHe shrugged. "I didn't want my personal life mixing with business. You know me, mother" He smiled casually at his mother. She smiled brightly, nodding her head"My boy likes to keep his private life away from his work life. This is actually an awesome news." Isabelle smiled at us. "From fling to -""Nothing" I completed. "Flings
Jordan's POVWhat. The. Hell.I couldn't live with this How did I let myself fall into the trap of a - a witch!"Take it back!" I said to Eva, holding her hand firmly.She adjusted her glasses on her face, a frown etched on her face. What was she mad at?I was the victim!"Take what back?" She spat, pulling her hands away from my grip. She succeeded because I let her. She didn't have that energy.I looked around to ensure that no one was coming. I'd be damned if anyone knew what I was holding with me. Hell nah.Not even my favourite mother. When I was sure that no one was close by, I whispered. "The vee"She stared at me blankly, not uttering any word. I groaned in frustration, rubbing my hands aggressively on my face. "You don't understand?"She shook her head. "Not at all. What's vee? Look, I have more pressing matter to address with you and -""Nothing is more important than this thing you gave to me!" I yelled out in frustration. "Oh shit, hope nobody heard that" I turned toward
"Ahhhhh! What the freaking flick is this?" I screamed.My mother was the first to bolt inside my room, followed by my grandmother. They both stopped abruptly when their eyes collided with IT."What... What happened? What.. what's that?" My mother's finger trembled as she raised her finger up."I don't fucking know mum. Please get it away from me" I cried, pushing it away. It wouldn't leave. It was stuck. Oh goodness! Oh my goodness!I was gonna puke. This can't be happening to me."I warned you, Cara Mia" My grandmother said, folding her arms as she stared down at me. "Now's not the time for that mama. This is a real ... Oh God! What are we going to do about this, mama?" My mother asked, casting a pitiful and disbelieving look at me I was dumbfounded. A huge bile rose up in my throat, restricting me from talking. My vision began to blur from the tears that were building in my eyes. "I don't know. I've never been in such situation." Granny said, folding her arms. The tears stre
"No, I can't hire you. Good-bye" He didn't even let me close the door behind me as he dropped the bombshell on me. Regardless, I closed the door properly. "Good day, Sir" I fixed my medicated glasses which were now bent due to the heart wrenching and strength draining race I had to take just to meet the slated time for my interview.He didn't even spare me a glance as he typed away on his computer. "Sir? I'm -""Didn't you hear me? I said I can not -" The words seemed to get stuck when our eyes met. I knew this man from somewhere but I couldn't place my hands on where I had seen him.We went quiet just staring at each other. The way his eyes roamed around my body made me feel nervous. He dragged his eyes from my face down to my breast and then to my leg before taking it back to my breast. Maybe his eyes couldn't move due to an illness, I didn't know but then, his eyes were now glued to my chest. No doubt, this man was gorgeous. Though he was seated and wore this permanent scowl on