"Hey Abigael, did you gain weight?'Cause those jeans make your ass look fatter than Nicki Minaj's,"
That statement ushered in a wave of laughter that rippled through the sea of students in my Calculus class.The aforementioned girl pulls the hem of her knitted grey sweater down her torso in an attempt hide her overly exaggeratingly huge butt to no avail,which only seemed to fuel the laughter of the ruthless crowd. With flared cheeks and a sharp glare, Abigael sags down to her seat before burying her face inside a Math book.
"Gosh, you are such an asshole,"Not everyone was flattered with my idea of a joke as Hazel's glare pierced me like cupid's arrow as she reprimanded me for that insensitive comment aimed at Abigael's behind.
"What, her butt is gigantic!" Another storm of laughter tore through the class like a tornado which abruptly subsided once the classroom doors burst open. The smirk that had decorated my face slowly dissipated as my gaze followed the graceful aura of Mrs.Dawson as she sauntered inside the room. The clicking of her stilletos against the marbled floors echoed throught the quietened room that held its breath in anticipationof the knowledge of today's Calculus lesson. The neutral expression that adorned her face was the perfect giveaway that portrayed her no-nonsense attittude. With her books plopped on the desk in front of her , she grabbed the whiteboard marker , uncupped it before and turned her back towards us as she wrote on the milky white board Quadratic Equations.
I don't hesitate to lower my gaze down her frame as I silently appreciated the shape of her lush derriere hugged by her tight paint suit which triggered a devious smile upon my youthful face.
"Okay,"Mrs.Dawson faced us, placing the whiteboard marker on her desk. "Everybody turn to page seventy four." The sound of pages rustling through infiltrated the graveyard silence that had impregnated the room. A cough is heard from a distance .The screeching of a chair against the floor follows before Mrs.Dawson clears her throat reeling our attention back to her.
"Today we are going to look at Quadratic Equations so if you have any questions feel free to raise your hand anytime," An idea flashed across the embers of my mind. " I'll be more than willing to help."
Her stare swept across the room and I darted curious glances around picking up an air of complete lack of interest that had hijacked every students' faces. No dared to raise their hands albeit the fact that Calculus was a boring subject.Without rational reasoning, I bit the bullet and raised my own hand.
"Yes,Maxwell,"Her attention was on me."You have a question?"
Heads turned to face me as I shared a smug look before clearing my throat to amek it sound all deep like James Bond's.
"Are you free this evening 'cause I'd like to take you out to dinner,"
As expected , a chorus of hoots and snickers rippled through the room triggered by my daring and bold question. Leaning back on my seat, a satifactory smirk on, I watched as Mrs.Dawson conjured a forced smile,folding her arms across her chest as she addressed me with her infamous judicial stare. Soon the noise would simmer down to hushed whispers as the air thickened with expected tension with me sharing a rather intense staring contest with the vivacious woman.
"Is that all you had to ask?"She inquired, her eyes shifting to a darkened look.
"Well I mean,I'd like to discuss what type of room service you'd prefer but I best leave that discussion for when we are alone," Another round of hooting and hollering erupted mixed with pleasant surpised looks from my fellow classmates as I punctuated that statement with a sly wink.
It was known around school that I was a class clown,no lesson was ever boring when I was present. I knew how to liven the mood with shock factor,I wasn't scared to bring my intrusive thoughts out in the open. I'd been sent to the principal's office countless times because of it.But that didn't seem to quench my thrist for attention.This was my disease and seeing how unimpressed Mrs.Dawson was I couldn't resist the smirk from creasing my lips.
And it didn't hurt that she was my best friend's mother.
Everybody has crushes from time to time.It is our daily bread and not a foreign idea in our developing minds.Some people crush on their boy best friend and girl best friend, some crush on their next door neighbors ,other crush on Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez , while other crush on their best friend's mothers.
I was the victim to the latter.
It was just a simple harmless crush that I hoped would vanish like Houdini's but had stubbornly refused to disappear. Like gum it stuck, lingering by like smoke inside a chimney As of now, I had decided to take advantage of my feelings to her and toy with this woman who was easily twice my age in hopes that she would give me detention. Besides, it was my darkened desire to have a woman with power bossing me around.Who wouldn't want to have a powerful woman dominating them?
"I will see you in detention," That was very predictable.
"I look forward to it ,Mrs.Dawson," I adopted a good boy persona as I watched the rest of the class egg me for it. With a stern look , the woman dove right back into Calculus as I envisioned on what detention would be like with Mrs.Dawson.
Like a date.
Just her and I. My wet dream come true.
After an hour of the brutally boring Calculus lesson, the shrill cry of the bell was like our saving grace, sending students racing for the door quicker than a lion charging against its prey.
"Remeber, the assignment should be sent to my email before midnight.Failure to do so will result in punishment,"She informed amidst the ruckus of students departing the room.
"Maxwell,I'd like to have word with you,"Another hooting was heard from the departing students, prompting me to roll my eyes at how juvenile they sounded. Having shoved the last of my books inside my book ba, I slung it over my shoulder before approaching the teacher desk where Mrs.Dawson had settled behind. She was busy marking some tests , grading them with a red pen and I couldn't help but peek as she awarded Shane O' Brien a D minus.
You gotta study harder, Shane O'Brien.
With just us two left behind, I had to savor these rare moments between us.Who knows when I'll be alone with her like this?Sharing the same air?Except for today's detention.
Another minuted rolled by with her refusing to acknowledge my presence as she vigorously marked the tests,I found myself whistling a Chris Brown song to pass time, much to her annoyance.
Slamming her pen down,Mrs.Dawson faced me with a critical stare, propping her elbows on top of the desk,fingers clasped, resting her chin on them.I stopped the whistling, she remained mute, a judicial look dancing inside those immaculately sapphire eyes , venomously ripping me apart, piece by piece, as she analyzed every fiber of my being. My hands slithered inside my jeans pocket, shifting my weight from foot to foot.
"How's your father?"That was an unsolicitated question that had me blinking my eyes with confusion.
"Why would you want to know?You know darn well that he's married,"I jokingly informed with a smug look." You've seen the ring on his finger ,right?Unless he's at the bar trying his luck in scoring for potential lovers."
Another beat of silence passed between us and I watched her unmoved by my rambling.
"Are you done?'She asked.
"It depends,"I let out an exhale."are you up for a coffee date?We could talk about how crappy marriages can be, I mean, you'd know about that since you don't particularly share the same bed with your husband anymore."
That was harsh and rude and uncalled for , even by my standards but then again,as I said , I always let my intrusive thoughts get the best of me.I knew about Mrs.Dawson's painful divorce with Mr. Dawson and bringing it up was uncalled for. However, no emotion was detected in her face, not even a glare whatsoever.
"You know your father told me that if you ever disrespected me at any cost I shouldn't shy away from punishing you,"
"Then I guess you'd have to punish me,"
" Maxwell,"She pushed her glasses back up the bridge of her nose."You do realize that I have power over you."
"That's not rocket science,Amanda,"I watched her blink in surprise at the audacious call of her first name.
"I might decide to fail you in this class thereby risking your chances of ever graduating and that is saying something since I know for a fact that you aren't academically gifted,"A flicker of bitterness rushed down my cosciousness before nonchalance overtook it. Who needs graduation when you've got a CEO father with a successful business venture.
"I'm sorry ,Mrs.Dawson,"I feigned remorse.
"No you're not,"her perfectly manicured hands reached for the red pen."Either way , I shall be seeing you in detention today at 4 o'clock sharp."
Having registered the fact that her white crisp shirt had its buttin halfway undone , I allowed my eyes to sneak a glance down her blouse,mesmerized by the spectacular view of her cleavage behind it.
"I look forward to it, Amanda,"
"It's Mrs.Dawson to you,"
"Yeah , I'm gonna stick with Amanda,it sounds so much better rolling off my tongue,""Next!" The lunch line swiftly moved as lunch lady Doris slapped her spatula full of overcooked pasta on our lunch trays.Her bored expression and blank eyes revealed her lack of motivation on being stuck on a crappy , dead end job like this. Serving hundreds of students everyday was one of those nightmare you wish to never experience and my pity towards lunch lady Doris was greatly influenced when she slapped the soggy noodles on to my tray, some splashing on to my shirt. The mole sprouted on her left cheek made me shudder as I walked over to the ketchup dispenser over by the far end of the cafeteria. Zac, my best friend, trailed behind me before setting his tray down next to mine as I pumped some ketchup inside a white tiny cup. "I can't believe you asked my mom that insensitive question ,"He scolded me , watching as I filled the tiny cup with the thick red liquid."She's my mother for pete sake!" "Like I didn't know that already,"Setting the tiny cup inside my tray, I moved asid
"You're thrity minutes late,"Was the scalding statement that greeted once my school-exhausted body strolled inside the classroom for my after school detention. "My apologies,"I gave her my best fake regal head bow , my voice intoned with heavy sarcasm and indifference. "I might decide to keep you here till seven p.m,"Her arms crossed over her chest as she regarded me with displeasure. Seeing her winter skied eyes morph into the darkest of the darkest shades of blue , a glaring evidence of her unspoken wrath , I knew I'd gotten under her skin, just as I had prophesized. "If it makes you happy, I will stay until eight or even eleven p.m , I mean, it's not like I have anything better to do at home anyway," A satisfied sigh pushed past my lips once I saw Amanda clench her fists into tight balls.Her anger was my reward. A bulging vein cut through her forehead, depicting the volatile anger bubbling under her skin my bothersome personality wrecking havoc inside her inner peace. I tri
"Is this underwear clean?'My older sister, Roxie, bent down o pick up a stray Calvin Klein underwear that sat atop of my desk next to my bottle of lotion before lifting it to her nose for a sniff. "EW!" A horrified shriek escaped her voice box , tossing the piece of garment as far from her as possible, watching as it landed on my bed frame and proceeded to vigorously wipe her hand with the wet wipes that she tore open from my desk. My shoulders shuddering violently with each breathless giggle that arose from my reaction , my stomach muscles contracting painfully at my uncontrollable laugh. "You're disgusting!""I'm a boy," I defended in between laughs, reaching over for said underwear and bringing it up to my nose for a smell inspection. The unmistakable whiff of ball sweat made my eyes watery. Still, I negotiated on the possibility of me wearing them tomorrow before washing them. "They're still wearable," I shrugged, scrunching the dirty underwear before skillfully tossing it
A heated argument tore between last night's dinner meal and thi morning's 'scrumptuous' pancake from inside my stomach as it mourned loudly, both meals fighting for their place in there yet failing. I was certain that I'd be visiting the nurse's office today , maybe then I'd get a pass from attending Mr.Latowskie's biology lecture on Genetics. "I'm very disappointed in you after receiving that phonecall from Amanda yesterday concerning your behavior , Young man," I had momentarily forgotten the supposed 'talk' I was having with my dad as he so generously drove me to school.I had heard that very same talk with him on countless issues he had with me because of our disagreeing opinions. We never saw eye to eye on anything .It was our dynamic. His thoughts differred from mine and that always seeemed to bring us in a disagreeable mood. This morning, he lectured me on how I was to treat Amanda ,how I should behave around her, and all those words uttered by him were drowned out the wind th
My test was slapped on top of my desk, revealing an F etched at the upper right corner of the rectangular, blindinglly white paper ,encircled with a red pen and spiced up with a frowny face.My eyes dart upwards to meet with Amanda's scrupulous stare , a hint of disappointment dancing inside her electrifying midwinter eyes . But this wasn't unconvectional of me to fail her tests. In fact , I was certain that she almost always prophesized a below average grade when marking my test papers so much so that I'd become a chronic failure in her eyes. Still, she couldn't mask away the disappointment whilst handing me my paper. "I see you have a very unbreakable bond with 'F' in this class,"She spoke sarcastically with a hint of discontentment."Actually I graduated from an E to an F ," I informed, a smirked stretched across my face. "Right,"Scoffed Amanda , registering an air of indifference around me."So you broke up with 'E' and moved on to 'F'. That seems like a healthy relationship, doe
"I'm sorry , Amanda, but I never pay attention to anything you teach in this class,"I crassly put in watching as the rest of the class jeer bemusedly at my audacity." My apologies for being too blunt in my confession.""Well, Maxwell-""It's Max , Your Highness. Not Maxwell," I cut in , letting her mouth hang mid sentence.That brought a devious smirk on her plump lips ,eyebrows twitching in amusement. "No, I prefer Maxwell. Besides, that is your name , isn't it?"This was her vengeance towards me for calling her by her first name.Given the history of my disdain to the utterance of my full first name , I opted the shortened version of it. Max as opposed to Maxwell. Everyone who's ever rubbed shoulders with me or elbows or whatever knows how much I fumed at the mere mention of my full name. She was one of the few individuals who was informed on my strong dislike on the mention of my full name yet here she was violating that boundary. The callously crooked smirk that had been dancing
Whoever placed a dead bird inside my locker was declaring war with the wrong person. The lifeless carcass plopping down next to my feet as soon as I yanked the metal door open brought a terrified from Emerald who by then was standing next to me the whole time. A raven ,its jet black feathers shining like a wet obsidian rock , a putrid smell stabbing my sinuses in an unwelcomed assault . The stench of death.A yellow note had been tied on its dry scaly feet.Cautiouly bending down, I plucked the note from its lifeless leg, supressing a gag as I brought the note to my eyes , meeting with the world's most ugliest handwriting decorated on it. Enjoy the present :PIt read and my lips creased in a smirk. I knew the owner of that atrocious handwriting anywhere. So she's still mad at me, isn't she? Although, I hate to admit , her handwriting wasn't all that bad and it pains me to admit that. Zac shows up to my locker just in time to see me and Emerald staring at the morbid creature ,its to
"Are you sure you want to shove a dead rat inside Charli's locker? I mean, you know how extreme she can get, what if she decides to shove a live snake in your backpack? "In a panicked expression, voice laced with jittery concern , Nico kept asking , a cute Stuart little like mouse cradled inside his cupped hands ,tiny squeaks escaping its tiny mouse mouth. The once flooded hallways had been emptied, an eerie atmosphere settling around us as our footsteps bounced against the metal rowed walls in a frightful echo. Missing seventh period to execute my petty and juvenile revenge on that goth freak seemed far more reasonable and significant than squeezing my butt on a wooden chair, listening to Ms.Beedy explaining William Snorespear's boring sonnets. Something about the seventeen hundreds' literature just doesn't seat right with me. Saying Doth instead of do and mine eyes instead of my eyes just seemed ridiculous to me. Like why try to act like you're better than us? Just 'cause I opt