"Emissary! Emissary! You do know what that means right!?" Alayna stood in front of Christopher stamping her foot in a fit of anger glaring as Christopher who stood looking dumber than a brick with his finger in his nose and dazed look in his eyes, enduring Alayna's tirade of anger.
"Make friends."
"Close enough! So tell me... What is it you are doing now?"
"Making friends."
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"HOW IS DUELING THIS ASSHOLE MAKING FRIENDS!?"
"Well someone out there must want Tard dead."
"Tars his name is Tard... AAH Damnit Tars! And while that's all fine and dandy, but what friend does that gain you!?"
"You'll be my friend."
"I already am your friend! Wait when did I get demoted to just friend!?"
"Okay fine I'll allow you to be my lover."
"Wha- We already agreed that I was a fiance! Bottom of the totem pole, but still on the damn thing!"
"See I've already made you a fiance. Let that show how good I am at making friends!"
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"Did you fall on your head as a child?"
"Well there was this one time I-"
"AAAAGH Stop talking! Okay... So as you know Tars is the eldest son of the Trost family. You remember that much right?"
"Uhuh."
"You remember the Trost family are nobles right?"
"Uhuh."
"You remember they serve the king right? You know the person you're supposed to be making friends with!"
"Why would I make friends with him?"
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"Excuse me? Isn't that the purpose of this trip?"
"What? Where did you come up with such a ridiculous idea?"
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"I'm so lost right now."
"Pffft I think Alayna has finally found her match of special." Tars voice cut in. The two were carrying on their little side argument standing in the center of a large group of vampires. Tars front and center listening to them.
"Hey Tard we're talking here. I'll be sure to smack you around in a minute so do us and even your own men a favor and shut your cock holster for a bit."
"Wha- Coc-? ... Tars.. My name's Tars! Is it really that difficult for you to remember!?"
"Nah I just think When you told me Tard earlier it had a better ring to it."
"I NEVER SAID MY NAME WAS TARD!" Tars began stomping his feet throwing down his helmet in frustration. He was seething! Smoke was damn near blowing through his nostrils each time he exhaled. His eyes were bloodshot ready to pop out of his skull.
'If this duel doesn't start soon I may just strangle one of my subordinates as relief!' Watching the two of them argue, and repeatedly fuck up his name Tars was getting quite close to reaching the end of his tether so to speak
So Christopher had heard in the past all about the duel of honor from Alayna. Before they had met Christopher discovered her mouth had apparently landed her in a few... Okay a lot of them. Lucky for her, she's as adept at killing as she's at pissing people off. From what she told him is they were the closest thing they had too a sacred ritual. It dated back to the worship of Martelise, which as it happened was the only god they still worshipped in The Darkness.
The duel of honor was essentially used to settle any arguments. A might makes right sort of deal. Simple kill the opponent and Tada! You are the right party and the gods forgive you for all of your transgressions. It wasn't quite like the Vikings or other cultures where the victor was seen favorably by the gods. In this case from what Christopher could surmise it was the gods half assing their duties and just allowing it to slip, doing a Fonzie version of a god going "Aaaaay You're alright."
"I mean come on think about it. All I have to do is kill this guy and everything's good? Don't suppose I could do that with the King and take the throne could I?"
"Shockingly the Kings are appointed by the goddess therefore that law is null and void with them." Alayna sighed. While it was annoying the rest of their people were subject to such outlandish laws. If the King were subject to such a law. There would be a new king every other day and a pile of heads stacking up outside the gates.
"Are you two going to just talk all day? Did the cocky human get cold feet? Not much of a surprise there. Or are you delaying hoping someone will come to your rescue?" Tars called out taunting Christopher and Alayna.
"Shut up be and be patient Tard. I figured your mother must be quite manly and was hoping she would come and rescue me. Tell me does she have a bigger dick than you and your father?"
"You son of a bi-"
"Calm your tits Tards. I'm coming I know we don't want your mother showing up and proving my theory so let's get to this." Collen sighed leaning side to side his arms raised over his head stretching.
"I'll tell you what. I am a benevolent man, therefore I'm willing to allow you to attack first. I won't move from this spot until you move to strike first."
"Hoo you're so gracious Mr. Tards. I shall repay your kindness with an honorable fight!" Christopher held his palms up in mock awe. "You're a shining example of the great Darkness. It's a shame you must tarnish yourself dueling a filthy human such as myself."
"Although it's true you are the filth of this world. I must do this for the honor of our kingdom." Tars announced striking a combat pose unsheathing his sword.
"Would you like for me to close my eyes while I'm at it? Hell I bet I could fight you with them closed!"
"Oh please do! I am but an inept human!"
'God does he have no pride at all?" Tars almost felt pit. 'Just how pathetic are humans?'
"Haha what a loser! He's actually asking Tars to close his eyes."
"Aren't emissaries supposed to be strong warriors? What the hell were they thinking picking this man as a representative?"
"Maybe they're hoping to show how pathetic they are in hopes we will rise from the depths and conquer them."
"If they're anything like this man I don't doubt it for a second."
"Gods are all of your friends this damn arrogant?" Christopher asked glancing towards Alayna.
"Well obviously. I mean humans are trash and weak.... No offense. And say they're my friends again and see if I give it up anytime soon."
"While I would like to come up with a witty retort, yea I have to agree with that statement. Though I must say Alayna... I love you-"
"I love you too."
"But we both know you won't hold out.
"Hey! The sex is great but I could resist."
"Even after seeing Tars die? That scent of blood wafting into the air.. And what if I were to torture him to death? I got a gold coin says you're getting wet just thinking about that alone."
"Hrk." Alayna visibly lurched forward as if a brick had just randomly struck her in the head and her mind was trying to process the sudden pain. 'Damnit that bastard knows me to well!'
"Alright Turds I'm ready." Christopher announced turning his attention back to Tars who very much was currently resembling a red hot fire poker burning with rage.
"I want you to know I'm going to savor this kill for the rest of my life. Never in the thousands of years I have lived. And I mean NEVER, have I looked forward to killing a man more than you."
"Gee thanks... I think... Well whatever hurry up and close your eyes."
"Okay fi-... Are you not taking me seriously!? Draw your weapons!"
"Well of course I'm not taking you seriously Turds. I'm sorry but you're just too far below me."
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"I look forward to seeing the look in your eyes when I rip your head off and shove it up a Dragon's ass!" Tars growled through grit teeth, despite the distance between the two Christopher could hear Tars's teeth gnashing and grinding together. He was so furious spittle went flying with every word he growled at Christopher as though spitting curses, while trying to contain his growing rage each moment Christopher opened his mouth to speak.
"Gods and here I thought Alayna was kinky. "
"I WILL KILL YOU!"
"Look man not to call you a liar or anything, but you've been saying that since the first moment we met, and yet here we stand."
"A mistake I will be correcting momentarily."
"Well hurry up and close your eyes so we can begin. By the gods you would think with the thousands of years you've lived you would be much more smart."
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Tars was gripping his sword so tight it felt as though his hands may fall asleep at any moment.
'There's no point even saying another word to this fool.' Tars breathed a sigh Christopher could almost see the huff of smoke blowing out his nostrils. Finally Tars closed his eyes sharpening his instincts.
"Feel free to start at any time. No pressure if you need a few extra moments to gather your courage." Tars called out taunting Christopher with a smile.
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'Did I not speak loud enough?' Tars thought to himself having felt no movement from Christopher yet. "Errr... Are you -"
'Ah I felt a slight movement. Perhaps he's finally assuming a stance. Hmm Why does it feel so cold suddenly? Is the temperature dropping? Almost like a change in pressure.'
"AAAAAAH!'
Christopher stood smiling watching Tars stew standing like an idiot with his eyes closed trying sense when Christopher would strike.. "Errr... Are you -"'Guess I shouldn't keep him waiting.' Christopher smiled to himself crouching. 'Aaaand Here.. We.. Gooo!' Christopher thought to himself launching off the ground flying in the direction of Tars."Ha. Does he think because he jumped Tars won't notice? When he gets close the air around him will shift." Berek scoffed whispering to the men gathered around him."Gods how daft has humanity become.""I gotta admit he jumped really high for a human.""Can humans even jump that high?".."Hey he just passed Tars."Christopher cleared over twenty meters in a second flying clean over Tars. Though he was a fair distance away they could see he was smiling from where they were sitting."Is this a joke to him? Is he laughing!?"With each passing moment Chris
'Retribution would kill them to quickly... I want to see them suffer.' A malicious grin spread across Christopher's face.Alayna could almost read his thoughts from his face alone. Especially since the only sword he was pouring magic into was hate.'Gods this man is terrifying! Yet so hot!'Though if Christopher were able to read her thoughts he probably would argue she was the terrifying one between the two of them."Careful he has an enchanted sword!"Smiling without saying a word Christopher effortlessly swung the blade. One thing he was forced to admit is they were indeed vampires. Their speed and reflexes were far greater than those of a human. He was targeting a group of ten and all of them reacted far quicker and cautiously than he was expecting. Most humans would look on in confusion or just be too slow. Most of the vampires were able to dive to the side, jump over the attack, or dropped below it. Though three of them were not s
"Okay with that all done I surrender." Christopher declared closing a satchel and returning it to Alayna."Wait he surrenders?" All of the remaining men who were fighting for the Trost clan froze in shock. Whispers immediately began breaking out among everyone trying to piece together his motive."Is it a trap?""What need would he have to set a trap for us? The man almost single handedly destroyed us!""What if it's a trap to get one of the nobles? Are you really okay with that?""Fuck better him than me! Besides if they die, they can't punish us anyhow!" Everyone was split, the majority were filled with fear of the repercussions they would face from the nobles or king."Chris please don't go through with this. As is the nobles will seek your death, relation or not they will never see you as one of us. If yo- .... You know what never mind. What you just did made it impossible for you to ever be welcomed down here. A meeting with the k
Alayna followed after Christopher in silence contemplating what he could have possibly meant. 'The people who count? That's the nobles! Everything that happens in this city must go through rounds of approval or be backed by a high ranking family!' Alayna couldn't help but wonder if Christopher had finally snapped. His every action was the polar opposite of winning somebody over to their side. He could have over powered Tars and force him to submit, bring him in on his plan. Killing him only ensured half the vampire populist would never side with him.So did Christopher get his meeting with his relatives? Did he get to defend his case? Nope. It played out just as Alayna had said, even when Christopher presented the ring showing he was technically royalty one of men rushed off speaking to a higher up and returned only to order Christopher be locked away in their dungeon."Oooh Don't worry I will keep her on a leash you say... WHEN YO
"WHAAAT!?" A voice boomed through a manor in the City of Darkness, shaking the halls and the nerves of the men in the room."I-I- I said y-your eldest son.. I-Is dead my lord... Killed by the human he was tracking." The soldier gave the man his response unwilling to meet his eyes. The lord in question was none other then Lord Ventriel Trost. Head of the Trost family, Tars and Berek's father. Lord Trost glared at the soldier, his ruby red eyes burning with rage.'It can't be! It can't be! No human could have killed my son! It's a lie!'His mind was a hurricane of thoughts trying to deny the truth that was being laid out right in front of him...!!!"There's no way my son died fighting a human.""I-I'm sorry my lord, but it's true t-they fought and t-the human attacked him with some fire magic when Lord Tars let his guard down! A-And-""RAAAAH!!" Ventriel ripped his sword from it's sheath."My lord please I- AAAAGH!! AAAAH!
"Your highness he's a human, He should have been dead the moment he stepped into The Darkness! I understand he's some form of distant relative, but he's killed our kind when we went to escort him into the city! Is that really the sort of man we should be welcoming with open arms? For all we know he's here to stir problems, abuse his position. Perhaps even to assassinate you your majesty! Now I don't know about any of you, but the risk exceeds the worth!""I agree with Lord Trost. If he would have come down here peacefully I would open with with open arms. But this? He not only murdered Tars in cold blood, but he managed to take multiple other of our children by surprise! How many nobles and retainers were murdered just the other day?""They're right your highness. Who's to say he will stop there? Who's to say he's not coming for your very life! We don't know what schemes that human bastard may have up his sleeve after we opened our doors, and our arms welco
A silhouette began taking shape as all of the magic particles began forming together. When the particles began to dim standing in front of them was a woman with pale/tan skin with black spots mixed in, her eyes darker than a moonless night, her pupils a lightning blue and black. Upon seeing her form everyone present lowered themselves even more, making their bodies almost hug the ground as though trying to take cover from gunfire shooting over their heads. Their foreheads not just touching the ground, but smashed into it."Great Marte-""No.. It's Alesia now. Did I not say that the last time I appeared before you? Has your memories faded so or are you trying your best to offend me?" She demanded her eyes sweeping over the room as cold as ice."We would never! We still revere the great maker! Others may not recognize or remember your true beauty, but we will never forget!" Almost each vampire present was an elder and had bore witness to Alesia before though it ha
Elsewhere in the Darkness."Seriously?""It must be a mistake." Gabreldi and Mikayla found themselves standing in front of two individuals they never would have dreamed of meeting. If Christopher and his group hadn't decimated their group in such a one sided manner, and told the pair where to take their people he wouldn't have believed his eyes for a moment. Prior to meeting the man, he never would've believed the truth that lay before their very own eyes."He did say he had allies down here, but I never would've imagined." Gabreldi muttered finding himself flabbergasted."Am I the only one feeling this plan may be less crazy then we first anticipated?" Mikayla mumbled."You must be some of the new friends Elise told us about." One of the people standing before them greeted the pair with a smile."I wouldn't quite say friends but we're at least on the same side it would seem." Gabreldi groaned. "I'll never befriend such a pervert.""F