Crawling Chaos

Umbra and I just left Inkopolis via speedboat and were sailing all the way to Manehattan. I looked at Umbra rubbing my butt cheeks "you really love my ass do you?" I asked "of course I do sweetie your ass similar to a pillow" he said then he slapped my left butt cheek "ohh… you cheeky. Anyway why are you in love with me?" I asked "why sweetie… because you're the friend out there that can do sexual activity and I like it okay" he said. I looked at Umbra and his hand away from my ass so I immediately grabbed one of his hands "Umbra don't stop playing with my ass, my anus likes it" I said, Umbra smiled and kept playing with my butt cheeks. I grabbed my binoculars and scouted the ocean "any enemy forces sweetie?" Umbra asked "no sign of any enemy forces at the moment so we are in the clear Umbra" I shouted "okay sweetie" Umbra replied. Next he removed his inkling shorts to reveal his Night Rider V-String Underwear I looked at Umbra in his Night Rider V-String Underwear "he