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<Dear Sophie,
I thank you with all my heart for the delightful ideas contained in your virtual gift to me.
Unfortunately, I have to point out a serious error in your description. When the champers overflowed and some ran down your front, it would be inevitable that some would take the alternative route, over your perineum, via your delightful puckered entrance, and be wasted running down your back. Fortunately, I would have arrested its path by catching it and easing it into your passage of darkness and delight. I would have encouraged its pathway therein and made sure of a little waterfall to delight you.
XXX
Your Intrepid Tannhäuser>
I sat for a long time over this. How dare he? I’ve asked that before. He dare! I’ll fox him, though.
<Dear Intrepid Tannhäuser
I fear I
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