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Chapter 34 – Regulation Cucumbers

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Noah

"For the last time, we're not naming it."

"Gerald."

"No."

"Look at the little guy's setup. The bottle caps. The boot display. He's a Gerald."

"He drowned a dog, Dax."

"Geralds contain multitudes."

It's eleven at night and I'm crouched on a dark beach holding a grocery bag of cucumbers, and the Alpha of Northgate is trying to name the thing we came to kill.

This is my life now.

I did this to myself, one bad decision at a time, and the worst part is I checked the weather for tonight like it
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