Suck Me Dry

Theodore “Have you already looked into the newspaper today?” I close my eyes as I lock the water tank of my coffee machine in place. Sighing, I hold my phone to my other ear while my mother continues to lecture me about my laziness. As if I wouldn’t look for a job daily, and collect my regular humiliation between job interviews I fail and discussions with my bank. Fucking hell. I would love to hang up, but I have to endure her mobbing behavior as I need her monthly allowance to not have to sell my motorbike. And the job at my friend's bar only covers my daily portion of a can of ravioli. “Yes, Mom,” I say, but she just continues to speak, now talking about the neighbor’s boy who just started working at a hospital. The assholes always have it better. “Good for him, Mom,” I comment, pushing the button for my only luxury at the moment. “And Fredrik is getting married. In Italy!” she gushes and I take a deep breath, rubbing my eyes. “How lovely,” I groan, but she i

Theodore I lean with my teeth against my glass, my lips sucking at the droplets lingering around as Alex stands in front of me. “You are pulling my leg,” he says, crossing his arms. I point my finger at him, moving my thumb as if I was firing a gun. “No, it was the absolute worst,” I say with a sigh as I disconnect myself from the glass. He repositions on his feet, signaling one of his customers to wait for a second. “They knew who you were. They had your CV. I can’t believe the CEO didn’t look at it before he called you in. What a wanker!” “Total wanker!” I confirm, taking a big gulp from my beer, emptying it. “I need another one, Axshl.” He laughs, taking the glass from me. “You are so drunk, but after you told me, I can’t possibly tell you to slow down.” “Right! The hell you can!” I say, clicking my fingers. “I’m the greatest loser of them all!” Stumbling from my bar stool as he brings me my beer, I regain my balance with a little dance. A few drunkards left in the bar cl

Theodore I must have passed out happily after several orgasms as I get startled awake in the middle of the night. The vibrating toy that was still in me gets pulled out, and I feel a strong hand wrapping around my throat. He cuts my air shortly as he pulls me up against his chest, growling into my ear. “Is that enough for you?” “No,” I say feebly, looking at the sex toy he is turning in front of my eyes. Gulping, I watch him throwing the toy onto the bed. “I could give you more,” he says, making me tremble. “Do you want more?” I nod as much as his hold allows me to, my body shuddering in pleasure as I think of finally getting his cock and maybe even touching him. He passes his tongue up along my neck as he chuckles, “I saw you doing the same thing yesterday. So, I didn’t imagine it.” My eyes roll into the back of my head before he pushes me down, taking the lubricant from my nightstand. The squirting of the bottle reawakens all the nerves that were still sleeping in my body

Theodore I pull at my tie as I walk into the huge foyer with shiny walls and shiny floors. Gulping painfully, I increase my pace to reach the long reception. I recognize the snobby woman who also welcomed me to this place for my interview. “Good morning.” I clear my throat as my gleeful tone gets me a death glare. I wait a few seconds for her to say something but as she just continues to look at me with an annoyed expression, I decide to dare and speak again. “Theodore… Baxter. I’m the new hire for the tech support team.” I flash her a smile but she just rolls her eyes and taps on her headset. “The tech guy is here. Can I send her up to Helga or what do I do with him?” Seeing her tone and her attitude, the only thing missing is her chewing on bubble gum and blowing big bubbles while chomping on the gun with an open mouth. I clear my throat again, wanting to get her attention. “Actually, I was told I should report to Gilda.” It’s hard to keep my smile up as she shoots me anoth

Theodore It definitely isn’t him. My man of the shadows would never be like this. He is a gorgeous man. With a sexy grin, and juicy lips that have nothing for me other than kind words. Not a sadistic asshole. I scratch my head, still feeling the spot where the pen had hit me, breaking off a piece of my heart in the process. Wanker. Looking at the small notepad I got from him, I sigh absentmindedly. 1. No “funny” jokes. I still can’t believe he made me put that one in brackets. 2. Wear my phone on me all the time and keep the line free for him. 3. If he can’t reach me just once, I am fired.That must be some sick kind of game. 4. I get four hours of sleep, but he decides when. This one actually proves it. 5. If I am out, I need to let everything fall and come back to the company immediately if there is an emergency. 6. I need to show up for a monthly health check-up sponsored by the company. 7. If I fail the check-up, I’ll get fired. At least my work will be appreciate