Chapter 29.

I have come to the conclusion that I'm not the sporty type. 

Sporting requires so much strength and body fitness. I lack those two terms.

In high school, I once joined the junior soccer team because Simone always spent too much with basketball and I didn't want to feel left out. Shane Dawson, our soccer captain, kicked me out just a week later after I kept running from the goal post instead of stopping the ball from going through the net. 

I never gave up though. 

I signed up for cheerleading auditions next. Lacey was the cheerleading captain back then and I knew she was going to take me in because I always let her copy my history homework. The audition was going successfully until she told me to do a split. 

I couldn't do a split. I wasn't about to tear open my anus because I wanted to hang out with some group of cheerleading bimbos. 

Long story short; she didn't take me in, I no longer let her copy my homework, she