Teach him a lesson

(Sammy)

Okay, truth be told, there I was standing just an inch from the lady who insulted me and called me a bitch. She had such guts to call me names as if I was the man who dumped her. For a second, I had the urge to snap her in half and teach her a lesson to remember me by, but like a generous, beautiful and kindhearted person I was… I slowly backed away, keeping my distance because if I stayed closer to her then there was a chance I was going to lose it and make her forget her name.

“He…he loved me so much…we were in love, and he took me to Paris” the lady dropped on the floor and started crying dramatically, I was surprised how she switched from being a little mean witch to being drama queen 2.0 and seeing the tears she was wiping from her face, my eyes widened in shock not sure why I even had such thoughts of beating the little ostrich to a pulp

“There, sweetie…all men are jerks… I'm sure David loves you”I lowered down but not so much and pretended to pat her on the shoulders, b