Preach On

The Devil had entered a church.The king of hell climbed the pulpit and now he was going to speak.The congregation before him awaited what they thought would be a heart felt preaching or testimony from this handsome gentleman who had made a surprise visit to their humble place of worship.

He spoke,"Hello humble people of Earth,I am here today to give you a bit education about judging others.You see,your pastor chose these fine ladies before you to serve as scape goats to be punished for doing what even he had once done".The crowd was in a sudden disarray at what he just revealed.Asmo was pissed off more than before.These hypocrites,they acted like they didn't know their darling Preacher was as human as anyone could be.Some of them were his buddies from back in the days and they also involved themselves in the acts they were about to shame others for.Asmo wanted to roast them all but he restrained himself and took a more subtle approach.

"Don't get me wrong, you can change from you