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(Alicia)
I wake with a start, the incessant buzzing of my phone against my thigh having done the trick. I ignore it, let it buzz to its little heart’s content. Whoever it is can leave a message.
But now that I’m awake, I take note of my surroundings. Oh hell. What did I do?
The room smelled like old beer and too-much perfume and something warmer, darker. Six people lay scattered across the furniture, asleep in that awful, sudden way that follows too many drinks and too little care. I knew two sets of breathing: Shannon and Phoebe, Ruben and Dimitri. The other two were strangers, unfamiliar weights and a human scent that didn’t belong to our crowd.
They’d been close together, careless and collapsed. Phoebe’s face rested against a stranger’s chest; Shannon was half-rolled beneath Dimitri; Ruben had an arm flung across someone else. The scene said the night had been loud and messy. It said things I didn’t want to commit to memory.
I reached up and discovered a sticky smear across my collarbone. Someone had spilled something, left heat and residue where skin should have been. I gagged, grabbed a stray bra from the arm of the couch and wiped at it with one hand while keeping my tank top clutched open with the other. I’d stayed clothed, as usual. These cargo pants are so tight they need peeling off, anyway. That was a small mercy.
The buzzing starts up again, but I leave it safely in its side pocket against my thigh while I sit up and rub my face. I may have partied a bit too much, and this lot clearly did too.
I slid from the couch on bare feet and padded to the door. Where the hell are we? The corridor outside smelled of stale smoke and the echo of the night. At one end a door gave to an emergency exit, then to an alley and sunlight. I pushed it and let the brightness punch the dark out of my eyes.
The bloody phone starts buzzing again. I fish it out of my pocket and stare at the screen. Hell no.
Without answering, I put the phone back where it came from and look around. At the end of the alleyway cars are zooming up and down a busy street. My feet take me in that direction.
I really should try harder not to end up in situations like this. Sighing, I look up and down the street for any clues as to where I might be. Juniper and Close, the street signs on the corner said when I looked that way. Another sign on the wall next to me read 'Mike's Bar'. Not a place I’d planned to remember.
I fish my phone out again and type in the location. I’m in an area downtown that I’ve never been to before. Just going by reputation, this is not an area I should be in either. It’s one of those spots we tend to avoid because its right on that murky line where several supernatural species’ borders meet.
I think about going back and waking my four acquaintances, but then I hesitate. It’s better for me if I make a clean getaway before they wake up. There’s four of them, they’ll be fine, I tell myself and open my Uber app. Time to go.
My phone buzzes another five times on the drive over to my place. It vibrated like a tiny, insistent animal the whole way home. Every time I glance at the screen, note the caller, and ignore it. I don’t have the energy to deal with my father’s lackeys right now. He can wait. Nothing can be that important.
Safely back home, I strip and almost run into a scalding hot shower. The shower was a small baptism. Hot water hammered the night off my skin and out of my hair until the water ran clear and I could tell myself the world had been washed of it. I pulled on soft tights, an oversized hoodie, Uggs and the armor of indifference. I plan on binge-watching something. But first, breakfast.
I really, really want bacon and eggs, but I really, really don’t want to go through the effort of making it myself. And I am too hungry to wait for a food delivery service, so I settle for cereal and milk and start planning what pizza to order for later.
Halfway through my bowl of cereal there is a loud knock on the door. Sighing, I put the bowl down and went to open it. My mood sours as soon as I see who is waiting outside.
“Princess Alicia. You have been summoned,” the dour-faced man in the three-piece suit says before I can close the door in his face. He is flanked by two heavies. They are clearly not going to take no for an answer. Maybe I should have answered those phone calls, or at least have listened to the messages without deleting them.
(Alicia)As the days blur into weeks, I throw myself headlong into training. Because what else is there to do when your life’s been handed to you on a silver platter by the gods?I throw myself into hand-to-hand combat, the kind where rules are just a suggestion; modern warfare with enough firearms to make any gun enthusiast blush; and then the classics: bows and arrows, daggers, and my personal favorite, the sword. A girl’s gotta have a hobby, right? And all this just to appease Athena’s blessing.But the real challenge? That’s Aphrodite’s gift. I’m still not sure whether to thank her or curse her for it. About three months after I turned 18 and was just getting used to my gift from Athena, this extra marking appeared out of nowhere, signaling my second Elven blessing. Naturally, I freaked out and did what any sensible person would do. I told Darren. His blessing is from Marvi, one of those lesser gods who specializes in keeping secrets, so I figured he was the safest bet.Darren, be
(Alicia)I’m in my apartment warming up an uninspiring mac and cheese when the thought hits me. Someone in my family must marry a woman from another species too. That’s how the exchange works. You give one away, you gain one.And just like that, my curiosity is piqued. Which of my half-brothers are being compelled to offer up the chance to find true love by binding themselves to a stranger for ten years…?Surely, it wouldn’t be crown prince Daniel who’s currently betrothed to one of councilman Galewing’s daughters. If I had to place a bet on it, it would be one of the twins… but which one? Archer, being a minute or so older than Angus, is the official ‘spare’ and therefore too precious to have tied to an inter-species marriage. Which means it must be Angus.Whipping out my new phone I type off a quick text message to him. R U IN IT TOO? THIS 200-YR SWAP?My phone pings about ten minutes later, as I’m licking the cheese sauce off a spoon. It’s a series of emojis, from the full-on cryin
(Alicia)I frown. What was he on about? I just wanted to go on with my anonymous little life among the humans. That’s what I want, what I’ve always wanted.He leans forward eagerly, a glint in his eyes.“Alicia. You are a stunningly beautiful Elven princess who had been doubly blessed by the gods. No one, not even your perfect sister, is that lucky. You are the best warrior that no one knows about or will see coming, and the key to every sensual or fertility dream in this realm. That’s more than one weapon in your arsenal. And handing that over to the enemy, to the one group of supernaturals most hated by the father who had always shunned you... Isn’t that an opportunity?”I stare at him as if he’s lost his mind.“You could be hung for less! Shh! And besides, how exactly do you weaponize that?”He scoffs at me, rolling his eyes and shaking his head. “Sometimes I can’t believe that you were blessed by both the goddesses of love and of war. Think, Alicia! You have a tactical war brain l
(Alicia)Wtf? Bride swap? I vaguely remember something about the 200-year bride swap being taught as part of our history lessons. I wrack my brains trying to remember exactly what it was about while I wrestle the Long Island Iced Tea back out of Darren’s clutches. He was looking at me like I’m a simpleton he needs to educate.A memory flashes from the back of my mind, the kind you dredge up on quiz night, that you didn’t even know you know, yet somehow you know. The 200-year bride swap. It was this archaic idea to foster harmony and tolerance between the supernatural species. A princess from each kingdom, or if one wasn’t available then a very high-ranking official’s daughter, had to marry the King or other high-ranking official from another species. They needed to stay married for at least 10 years to ensure peace-treaties stay in place for the next 190 years.Which was a complete farce, because what is truly to guarantee peace after the 10 years are up? Or, if the couple managed to
(Alicia)“What did you say?” My voice was quiet. The kind of quiet that you’d be wise to pay attention to.“I said you can’t ruin that dress with a slit. It needs to fully cover you!” She replied, a defiant look in her eyes. But she didn’t tell me what I wanted to hear.I turn to the human girl with the dressing pins. “Excuse me, dear. Would you mind giving us a moment of privacy?” I ask politely, and she nods and leave the room.I carefully step off the dais, a feat given the absurd tightness of this dress. Then I kind-of shuffle as best I could towards stick-insect Chiara, stopping a few feet away from her in a non-threatening gesture. Then my hand whipped out at lightning speed, clutching around her throat. Surprised, her eyes pop wide behind the black-rimmed glasses that she surely doesn’t need.“Who am I going to marry?” I ask in that same quiet tone of voice.She squeaked, and I relaxed my grip enough for her to form words.“The… The king of Wolfsreach,” she managed, and my mind
(Alicia)The call from the woman named Chiara comes as I’m once again reduced to eating cereal. I ignore it, along with her next four calls and messages. I’m busy with training, and some part of my brain really wants to ignore the previous day and all its implications.The woman is pushy and clearly a bit miffed that I’ve been ignoring her. Womp-womp.She drones on about dress fittings and flower choices like she’s planning a human wedding. Am I getting married to a human? I only half-listens as she mentions how she’s got this schedule that she’s sharing with my email account and that I ‘better not miss any of the appointments’. But I’m fully awake when she ends the call with ‘Oh, and the King asked me to mention that Luka sends his regards’.A white-hot fury makes me almost sling my phone against the wall, but I rein that anger in quickly. Not here. Not now.Feeling like a naughty schoolgirl who’d been hauled to heel by a schoolmaster, I check my emails. Yes, there are all the neatly







