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Chapter 59: CEO Buoyancy Crisis
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2025-05-07 16:08:45“This Makes No Sense!”
Takuto Kimura’s cry of despair echoed through the swimming pool like a siren of intellectual breakdown. He clung to the pool’s edge like a soaked alley cat, his legs kicking frantically and helplessly below the surface. His eyes were wide with panic, his thoughts racing faster than he could process them.
"My body fat percentage is exactly 18.7%," he shouted at the empty air, hands gripping the poolside as if trying to anchor himself to reality. "So according to Archimedes' Principle, my buoyancy should equal the weight of the displaced water, and yet—why am I sinking like a stone?"
Coach Tanaka, who had been trying to maintain an air of patience, crouched beside him, his face a mix of confusion and concern. "Kimura-kun," he sighed, "swimming isn’t a math problem. You need to relax."
"I am relaxing—in the most scientifically accurate way possible!" Takuto snapped back, his teeth clenched. "My heart rate is a
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