Leakage

Mid-party, I also saw that parrot still hanging on the chandelier. That time I decided to ask mummy how she managed to be a fan of birds. 

“Hey mum, congratulations!”

“oh thanks son. I’m the one supposed to be congratulating you”

“no mum, I’m not referring to the marriage thingy”

“What do you mean?”

“I’m glad that you finally managed to get a parrot pet”

“heck no, I own no birds. You know I’m allergic to their feathers right?”

“Then what about that parrot on the chandelier?”

“where? I see no parrots”