Chapter 271

The Devils' Return. The Untold Story.

In one of Taylor’s glorious returns after months away from Charlie, he took her repeatedly.

Charlie’s Inner Devils? They lost it. They orgasmed so hard, so many times, they got spiritually drunk.

They floated up to heaven.

Shockingly.

Despite being devils.

Cause of death: Orgasm-induced spiritual drifting.

The heavens, confused but sympathetic, gave them another shot at life.

An angel appeared in a blinding light.

Angel: ‘You have a new mission—a new host.’

Inner Devil: ‘What? Excuse me? We’re Charlie’s thoughts!’

Inner Devil 1: ‘Yeah! We belong to Charlie! We’ve seen things, okay?’

Angel: ‘Your purpose has been fulfilled. Over-fulfilled, in fact. Someone else needs help. Desperately. You will now… transmigrate.’

Inner Devils: ‘Transmigrate—WAIT, WHAT?!’

PUFF!

Just like that, they were gone from Charlie and gone from Taylor.

When they woke up the next morning, they were echoing inside...

Freya King’s thoughts.

Inner Devil: 'NOOOOOOO!'

Inner Devil: ‘Not a thirty-one-year-old virgin! We’re gonna die again—this time from boredom!’

Inner Devil 2: ‘Did Adrian King bribe heaven?! How is this our fate?!’

They screamed so loudly that Freya nearly scheduled an MRI. But being the badass CEO she was, she shoved the voices into a metaphorical cage.

Inner Devil 2: ‘Who cursed us?! Was it Freya’s guardian angel?’

Inner Devil: ‘Freya’s guardian angel? LMAO.’

Inner Devil 2: ‘SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ONE???!’

Inner Devil: ‘Well, yeah. If you’re thirty-one and still a virgin, your angel probably resigned.’

Inner Devil: ‘We’re doomed.’

Inner Devil 2: ‘Mark my words. We are going to die again.’

They cried. Loudly. For two hours.

Freya thought she had allergies.

When they finally stopped sobbing, Inner Devil 2 said, ‘Okay. Let’s be real. We’re stuck. So, let’s awaken the devil in Freya.’

Inner Devil: ‘Good luck to us. She’s got standards so high, NASA couldn’t reach them.’

Inner Devil 2: ‘Still, if heaven sent us here, maybe we are the right devils for the job.’

Inner Devil: ‘I mean, technically, we work for Satan, but I guess God outsourced us.’

Inner Devil 2: ‘WHAT?! Even God is desperate for Freya!’

Another hour passed.

Inner Devil: ‘Fine. Let’s help Freya find her inner freak—and maybe, her Mister Perfect.’

Inner Devil 2: ‘Yes! And then maybe... we get to experience sex again!’

Inner Devil’s eyes gleamed. ‘And knowing Freya, the guy she ends up with is gonna be a total hottie.’

Inner Devil 2: ‘He better be bigger... and fatter!’

Inner Devil: ‘Omg! I’m blushing!’

Inner Devil 2: ‘Let’s do this!’

Inner Devil: ‘Yeah, well. No choice.’

They were ready to help Freya live the wild life she had been missing.

But only a day passed, and they realized... this mission? It was going to be hell.