I woke up, not in hell, but in a dream which shocked me enough, because demons don't usually have dreams, they wake up in hell when they fall asleep, but what was weirder was that it was just me, and I was already in my altered form. I was on all fours, paws with fire for fur, and balls of fire for eyes, I was a hellhound. This was by far my favorite form to take, even if I only took it on rare occasions which is probably why I loved it because it hurt to shift into it, so I barked out into the night sky, feeling satisfaction over disturbing the creepy silence. I heard howling somewhere behind me, and I didn't want to stick around long enough to find out what it was, so I took off running towards the forest and got far enough in so that I couldn't hear the howling anymore. I walked to a small pool of water and started lapping up some water, that's when I heard the howling again, it was closer but still far away that it wasn't in the forest, so I let my curiosity take over and walked c
When I woke up, Jack wasn't in our room and I was still wearing yesterday's clothes, so I got up and put on fresh jeans and a white v-neck, before throwing on my hoodie and heading out to get some grub. Jack was sitting with Jade and Nicki near the armory, with Miguel and Ashley half-listening in while working on moving the guns into storage, I was curious but I was more hungry. I put a skillet on the stove, cranked it to a 6, and cracked some eggs on it with two burgers, while they started cooking I grabbed a red onion and cut some slices for my sammich. Jack walked in and grabbed a soda from the fridge, passed me a Diet Coke, saw that I was cooking, and got excited."I want a sammich too, dude."" 'Don't beg' I believe were your exact words, were they not?""Fuck you! I'm hungry!""Make yourself a sammich then, just wait 'till I get out," I said and put some bread in the toaster, waiting for it to pop I called Nicki over while Jack waddled back to where Jade was sitting."Morning Ja
"If you're in the area, I think I have an idea to have some fun ;)" I sent a text to Alex as we crossed the border into Arizona, we made a pitstop in New Mexico and had almost half of their police force chasing us. "PULL OVER NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON FOR A LONG TIME, BUDDY!!" The sheriff, I could only assume, yelled over the megaphone, I had two things I could do and both of them were fun, I just didn't know which one I wanted to do. "Hey, Jack, heads or tails?" "Heads, why?" He said and I turned around, flipped off the cops, before cupping my hands around my mouth like a megaphone. "NAH!! I WOULD RATHER NOT!" I yelled at the cops, they were still following us, so that didn't work. I felt my phone buzz in my jeans and pulled it out seeing that it was a call from Alex, so I held up one finger at the cops in a 'Hang on one-second sort of manner and answered the call. "You've reached Satan's parlor, this is Jake, how can I be of service?" "I can think of a few ways, but first tel
Welp, the good news is that we got home in time, the bad news is that I forgot that Alex was there and I was not mentally prepared to answer any of my family's stupid questions."Jack~.""What?""Can you just teleport us up to our room? I'm way too tired to talk to anyone right now," I said and he started laughing, I was always the intimidating one until I got tired, that's when I got more emotional or random, it depended on the mood I was in."Yeah, come on let's get you inside, sir sleep a lot," he said and grabbed me by my shoulder, teleporting us up to our room, and giving me an opportunity to fall directly onto my bed. Even when I'm muffled I talk loud enough for people to understand what I'm saying, so I won't spare you the details of having to google a "Muffled bottom to English" translator, you probably wouldn't want that in your search history."Get me a Diet Coke, Jack?""Yes your highness, would you like anything else?""Yes, when you get back just lie down, your thighs are
We met up with Miguel and Ashley, who had taken the truck, about two miles from the bank and started deciding how we would get everything done. Ashley had brought our bags to carry the cash out of, custom-tailored to not blow up in case it was shot at, and enough ammo for the big gun for us to get in, get out, and still have ammo to let Jack fire back at anyone tailing us. Derek was with Jade and Johnny with Nicki who was working with a friend of Miguel to get the EMP set up. Supposedly it had a small enough range for it to only affect the electronics inside the building, Jade and Derek had the same job that Miguel and Ashley had: Keep the cops and any reinforcements they bring in busy while Jack and myself got the cash, today was 'transfer day' which meant they were getting all the cash from this year ready to a more secure safe somewhere in the middle of nowhere, so it was today or never. We pulled up to El Oro and Jack followed me into the bank, while Ashley got in the gunner's sea
I sped down the I-35 westbound towards Costco with my earbuds in and Green Day playing, this was the life: wind in my hair, music imploding my eardrums, nothing was more relaxing. Jack said he was gonna give Alex a bit of his cut since we didn't account for her in the initial divvying up of the cash, and I had given a portion of the mine to Miguel's friend since I didn't need as much, we had a god damned safe in our safe house with enough cash to buy California so being short a couple hundred thousand wasn't gonna break my heart. Pulling into the parking lot, I started the task of the century: finding a parking lot at 10:30 at night, luckily there was a lot to choose from. After parking my bike and opening a wormhole to let Jameson out to watch over it, and stretch his legs, I headed towards the store."Umm excuse me, sir?" Came from the bitch who took her job way too seriously."Hmm?" 'Seriously, you're not working for the secret service, you're a check-in clerk at a fuckin' Costco,
We sped home and luckily made it home with twenty minutes to spare, and rushed inside to see Derek pacing back and forth, he didn't look too happy about us being home that late. I was about to explain when he slugged me across the jaw."I deserve that, but try again and I'll slit your throat.""I've been stressed out over this, so quit your bitching about a small punch and go get Johnny, lead him to the garage and we'll see how this goes," He said and walked towards the garage with a heavy pace, normally I would go off at him but I didn't care enough to, so I walked over to Johnny's room and grabbed him by the arm."Hey! Where are we going?""Your presence has been requested at the garage," I said and continued tugging him along, "If you don't come, that's your choice, but I'll just throw you over my shoulder and carry you there anyway, so don't bitch right now.""Jeez, did Derek slug you again?" He asked as I opened up the garage for him and followed him in."Yes, and there he is," I
"So, you've never gone out with anyone before?""Nope, I've pretty much dedicated my time to either the gang or having fun by myself, with guns, diet coke, or video games," I said, watching the lake, it was oddly peaceful for something that wasn't real."What video games do you play?""Apex legends, I used to play overwatch before they added satan herself, Skyrim, and Fallout 4.""'You can't stop the Octrain!'""'My name is Bloth Hoondr, you can call me bloodhound'," I said, imitating the accent that he used with my hand over my mouth."I love that game so much, I play Octane if you couldn't tell.""I could tell, no one quotes Octane without playing Octane," I said, laughing when I remembered a game that happened when I dropped and immediately got my favorite weapon fully kitted. I explained to her how the game went, how I had gotten into a firefight with 3 other squads simultaneously."That sounds like hell.""I'm glad I was recording, I'll have to show you it sometime later.""Sound