Welcome Agent B

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"Nothing much. I think my name is Zhi Ruo, somehow that name is stuck in my head. And from my state and the weapon I possess, I might have been a swordswoman."

{That's about right. I would put you through a two month lesson period to learn the culture and basics of most worlds. The curriculum includes intensive studying of selected fields, virtual and practical, from creche to postgraduate level, people's mannerisms and polishing your martial arts.}

She had a raw personality, full of violence. It was afraid that if it's host was this rash she would definitely not spare a thought in killing every unlucky person that tried to cross her.

"Okay. Can we start now? I want to be done with this fast!" Zhi Ruo demanded getting even closer to the sphere.

What maniac would be so eager to learn so many professions and complex species behavior under two months!? Won't she complain about how short the time is for such a goal so this esteemed being can have the upper hand for once. Hmmph, I give her two days into training before she breaks character.

{Of course host, the sooner the better.}

It floated above eye level and rested on her head transforming and the whole space in general.

Zhi Ruo was now dressed in a white flowing unisexual hanfu appareal (more like a noble male White hanfu...for proper visualisation), laced with intricate golden embroidery and tepid silver lining. Wearing a silver forehead crown with a huge piece of tanzanite resting at the middle. All traces of blood had disappeared with a hint of minty lemon lingering in the atmosphere.

The once pristine white space assumed a dark shade of blue and eluded calming and cool vibes with several squares of data floating around. Zhi Ruo was sitting on an oversized bejeweled throne like chair, sewn evenly with red velvet, with a fluffy white armrest and a golden skeletal frame (wood is gold). Faced with a gigantic transparent blue screen, she looked like a warrior, the kind that even a worthy opponent would cower from meeting her icy gaze.

The system gazed at her proud of its work who knew she had such a high standard of fashion sense. There was a celestial goddess right in front of it, with beauty and aura on par with the prettiest women it had ever seen. She cleans up quite well.

{Does host like her outfit? I went through your thoughts and got exactly what you liked. Please praise me honourable host.} The system said sounding like a loyal puppy as it had gone all out in decorating her.

She smiled evilly. So this deceiving scum was reading her mind all along coercing her into accepting the missions.

{Oops}

"It's perfect. You did well" Zhi Ruo placated without a tone of appreciation in her words.

{Tch, host is insincere. Let's get on with the lesson} The system said feeling wronged as it floated into the big screen.

Lesson One: How Host Should Stop Herself From Killing a White Lotus on Sight.

Side lesson: Advanced Maths.

"This should be good." Zhi Rou whispered to herself as she got immersed in the teachings.

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                   Two Months Later

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"What rubbish is this!!!. What Dog shit, twisted author wrote this crap?" Zhi Ruo thundered with anger in her voice.

{Host please calm down. Stop using curse words, it won't be allowed in some worlds we would visit.} The system cried, trying to reason with its enraged host.

"What bullshit are you talking about? You should know curse words stick like glue. If you didn't want me to speak such, then why were you always saying them throughout our lessons, huh?"

{That…}

The lessons specially designed for Zhi Ruo didn't go as planned for the system. Contrary to its expectations, Zhi Ruo was capable of learning all it could bring to the table within a month because of her extremely high mental strength. 

It was stressed out, giving into every demand of Zhi Ruo to the point of going outside the set curriculum. With these factors against it, it started to lash out with curse words every now and then to let out a bit of its fury.

Who knew host was such an overachieving attentive student?. Why can't she be a bit lazier, like the hosts of my peers?. I hope I will be able to keep up with her in the future.

With a month to spare, Zhi Ruo had submerged herself into manga, movies, lots of webnovels and mostly things that appeased her eyes. And each time she read a book there was always one complaint or the other, constantly grumbling but kept reading to satisfy her curiosity. But this time she has had about enough.

"Why would he leave his loyal consort for this scheming bitch? Is he blind, can't he tell his beloved concubine is a fake?" Zhi Ruo rambled on with no signs of stopping.

"Consort Feiyan, is literally the reason he could even become emperor, now he is being one sided because some new ass's father could help him expand his territory. Tch, he is worse than scum."

{Novels are written this way because readers like a cold, strong, motionless main character with goals only to be at the top turning a blind eye to what's really happening around them. Such stories sell well that brings about the creation of abused cannon fodders to make the plot more dramatic. Host would be able to deal with these kinds of trashy main characters once she starts her mission, and this esteemed being is ready to back her up all the way.} The system replied in a tone much like Zhi Ruo's. it too hated cheating bastards the most.

Zhi Ruo smiled satisfied as she put the book back into the big screen, looking as graceful as ever like she hadn't thrown a tantrum just a moment before.

"I'm done with that. Are there any missions available yet?"

{Aiyya, i was just about to tell host. You have been given a B ranked mission in the small world in a 

Dramatic School Romance : <<His tough love>>.

Does host wish to accept?}

"Some high school story? I was hoping to be transferred into the harem of some ancient chinese emperor" Zhi Ruo pouted "It's better than staying bored in this place though." She added as she clicked yes.

{Transporting Agent Zhi Ruo to the selected world…

May host please get ready, the body to be occupied might be in immense pain...

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DING!!! }

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