Who Wrote So Long And Thanks For All The Fish?

Raymond Chandler's 'The Long Goodbye' is one of those noir classics that lingers in your mind long after you've turned the last page. The protagonist, Philip Marlowe, is the quintessential hard-boiled detective—world-weary, principled, and sharp as a tack. He's the kind of guy who'd rather take a punch than compromise his morals, and that's what makes him so compelling. Then there's Terry Lennox, the charming but troubled friend who drags Marlowe into a web of deceit with his sob story about a messy divorce and a dead wife. Their friendship feels genuine, which makes the eventual betrayal hit even harder. Eileen Wade is another standout, a femme fatale with layers—beautiful, intelligent, and trapped in a toxic marriage to the alcoholic novelist Roger Wade. Roger himself is a tragic figure, a talented writer drowning in his own demons. The way Chandler weaves their lives together, with Marlowe caught in the middle, is masterful. And let's not forget the cops, like Detective Bernie Ohls, who adds that gritty, bureaucratic realism to the mix. Every character feels like they've stepped out of a shadowy alley, dripping with personality and hidden motives.

I get asked about fade upkeep all the time, and for a burst fade bajo the short version is: plan on trimming roughly every 2–3 weeks if you want that crisp, carved look to stay sharp. Hair grows at different speeds for everyone, so people with faster growth or thicker hair might need a squeeze in at the 10–14 day mark to keep that clean semicircle around the ear, while others can stretch to three or even four weeks if they like a slightly softened, lived-in fade. Low or 'bajo' burst fades sit close to the ear and show regrowth pretty quickly because the contrast is so tight. If you want to preserve the pattern, ask your barber for a neck and edge touch-up between full fades, or keep a small trimmer at home for quick maintenance. I usually stick to a two-week cycle when I need to look polished for work or events; otherwise I let it bloom for a more relaxed vibe. Either way, regular neck cleanups and a little product keep it readable longer, and I enjoy the subtle change as it grows out — it feels like the haircut stages through personalities.

For a character with that unmistakable long nose, I usually start hunting in the obvious and the obscure at the same time. First stop is the official route — check the character’s official website or the studio/publisher’s shop because licensed plushes, figures, and apparel often appear there first. If there’s a big brand tie-in, sites like Amazon, Hot Topic, or BoxLunch sometimes carry exclusive tees and collectibles. I also scope out specialty retailers like hobby shops or toy stores that stock licensed merchandise. If the official path fails, I go secondhand and indie: eBay and Mercari for rare or vintage pieces, Etsy and Redbubble for fan-made art and niche items, and conventions or Facebook collector groups for trades and personal sellers. A reverse image search on Google or TinEye is a secret weapon — it helps verify the item and track down sellers. Watch for bootlegs: check seller feedback, product photos, and packaging details. I’ve found some gems by setting eBay alerts and following hashtags on social platforms, and honestly, scoring an unexpectedly perfect plush feels like winning a mini lottery — super satisfying.

If I had to point you straight to the most trustworthy places where reviewers praise long-lasting bouquets from Avas Flowers, I go straight for platforms with photos and timelines — those are the gold mines. I personally check Google Reviews and Yelp first because people upload pics showing day-of-arrival and then update a week or more later. On Trustpilot and Facebook you also get some thoughtful, longer-form reviews where customers describe how long the bouquet stayed fresh. What I look for in any review is concrete phrasing like 'still fresh after 10 days', 'lasted through two weeks', or progress photos captioned with day counts. Those phrases tell me the reviewer actually followed the bouquet over time instead of just posting on delivery day. Beyond the platform, the most helpful reviews are the ones that mention specifics: whether the stems arrived in water tubes, how the bouquet was packaged (boxed vs. loose), and whether the seller included trimming and care instructions. Reviewers who say the stems were trimmed and hydrated on arrival and that they changed the water and recut stems every few days almost always report longer life. I also pay attention to which flower types people mention — carnations, chrysanthemums, spray roses, alstroemeria, and eucalyptus tend to withstand neglect better than delicate tulips or peonies in warm weather, and reviewers often note this. A number of folks in community threads (Reddit and Facebook groups) post timelines — like day 1, day 7, day 14 — which are super useful for judging longevity. If you want to surface these long-lasting-testimony reviews quickly, search review sites for keywords such as 'still fresh', 'day 10', 'two weeks', 'wilted', or 'survived'. Prioritize reviews with multiple photos and mention of care steps; ignore single-sentence five-star posts without details. I’ve found that balanced threads — a mix of glowing long-term reports and a few short-lived complaints — give the clearest picture of what to expect. Personally, I find the photo-updated reviews most convincing; seeing someone’s bouquet on day 12 makes me feel confident about recommending certain arrangements. Happy hunting — I hope you find a bouquet that keeps cheering you for weeks.

Curious how long 'Horizon Zero Dawn' eats up your time? I’ve paced a few playthroughs and the timeline really depends on how much you let yourself get lost in the world. If you barrel through just the main plot beats, you’re looking at roughly 20–25 hours. That’s the barebones path: key missions, a handful of pivotal boss fights, and the story’s core beats without lingering on side quests. If you sip the game more slowly and pick up a healthy chunk of side quests, hunting grounds, and machine overrides, plan for something around 35–50 hours. That’s the sweet spot where you experience character moments, tribal lore, and the gorgeous landscapes without feeling compelled to clean every corner. Add the 'The Frozen Wilds' expansion and tack on another 6–10 hours for its story and encounters. For the completionists who must master every machine, craft every outfit, and finish every shrine, my saves ballooned toward 60–100 hours depending on how meticulous I was. New Game+ and difficulty runs extend that even further. Personally, I loved dropping into the world for dozens of hours — the pacing and discovery kept me coming back.

I can't help but geek out over the hockey flow — it's one of those styles that looks effortless but actually wants a little intention. For a classic, wearable flow I aim for about 6–10 inches (15–25 cm) at the longest points: that’s usually the crown and the back. The idea is for the hair to sit past the ears and either kiss the collar or fall to the top of the shoulders when it’s straight. Shorter than about 6 inches usually won’t give you that sweeping, helmet-buffed look; much longer than 10–12 inches starts to feel more like a mane than a flow, unless you want a dramatic version. Sides and layers are where the cut makes or breaks. I like the sides to be blended but not buzzed — somewhere around 3–5 inches (7–13 cm) so the hair can tuck behind the ears or sweep back without looking boxy. Ask for long, textured layers through the back to remove bulk and create movement; point-cutting or razor texturizing helps thin thick hair so it won’t balloon out. The neckline should be natural and slightly shaggy rather than cleanly tapered — that soft, lived-in edge is part of the charm. Styling-wise, I keep it low-effort: towel dry, apply a light sea-salt spray or creamy texturizer, then either let it air dry or rough-blow and brush back with fingers. If you wear helmets, add an extra half-inch to the crown so the flow re-forms after sessions. Trim every 6–10 weeks to maintain shape, and be open with your barber about how much helmet time you get — that little detail changes the exact length I request. I love how the right length turns a messy mop into something that actually feels stylish and sporty.

If you're grinding hard clue scrolls in 'Old School RuneScape', the time to finish one can swing a lot depending on what steps it tosses at you and how prepared you are. Hard clues generally come with a handful of steps—think map clues, coordinate digs, emote steps, and the occasional puzzle. Some of those are instant if you’re standing on the right tile or have the emote gear ready; others force you to cross the map or even head into risky areas like the Wilderness. On average, I’d say an experienced tracer who’s got teleports, a spade, and a bank preset will knock a typical hard clue out in roughly 3–8 minutes. For more casual players or unlucky RNG moments, a single hard clue can easily stretch to 10–20 minutes, especially if it drops you on a remote island or requires running across several regions. One of the biggest time sinks is travel. If a coordinate pops up in a tucked-away spot (some coastal islands or remote Wilderness coordinates), you either need the right teleport, a set of boats, or a chunk of run time. Map clues that need an emote might only take a minute if you’re standing where you need to be; they can take longer if the map is cryptic and sends you on a small scavenger hunt. Puzzles and ciphers are usually quick if you use the community wiki or have a little practice, but there are those rare moments where a tricky puzzle adds several minutes. If you chain multiple hard clues back-to-back, you’ll naturally get faster — I’ve done runs averaging around 4–5 minutes per casket once I had a bank preset and a teleport setup, but my first few in a session always take longer while I round up gear and restore run energy. Practical tips that shave minutes: bring a spade and teleport jewelry (ring of dueling, amulet of glory, games necklace, etc.), stock teleport tabs for odd spots, use house teleports or mounted glory teleports if your POH is handy, and set up a bank preset if you have membership so you can instantly gear for emotes or wear weight-reducing equipment. Knowing a few common clue hotspots and having access to fairy rings or charter ships makes a massive difference — teleporting straight to Draynor, Varrock, or a clue-specific tile is game-changing. Also, keep a couple of spare inventory slots for clue tools and a decent amount of run energy or stamina potions while you’re doing longer runs. Bottom line: expect anywhere from about 3–8 minutes if you’re optimized and comfortable navigating the map, up to 10–20 minutes if you hit awkward coordinates or are underprepared. I love the variety though — the little micro-adventures are what keep treasure trails fun, and nothing beats that moment you dig up a casket and wonder what goofy or valuable item you’ll get next.

I used to think mastery was a single destination, but after years of scribbling in margins and late-night page revisions I see it more like a long, winding apprenticeship. It depends wildly on what you mean by 'mastering' — do you want to tell a clear, moving story with convincing figures, or do you want to be the fastest, most polished page-turner in your friend group? For me, the foundations — gesture, anatomy, panel rhythm, thumbnails, lettering — took a solid year of daily practice before the basics felt natural. After that first year I focused on sequencing and writing: pacing a punchline, landing an emotional beat, balancing dialogue with silence. That stage took another couple of years of making whole short comics, getting crushed by critiques, and then slowly improving. Tool fluency (inking digitally, coloring, using perspective rigs) added months but felt less mysterious once I studied tutorials and reverse-engineered comics I loved, like 'Persepolis' or 'One Piece' for pacing. Real mastery? I think it’s lifelong. Even now I set small projects every month to stretch a weak area — more faces, tighter thumbnails, better hands. If you practice consistently and publish, you’ll notice real leaps in 6–12 months and major polish in 2–5 years. For me, the ride is as rewarding as the destination, and every little page I finish feels like a tiny victory.