Lola Pop
On my wedding day, 12 confetti cannons go off as the bridal car pulls up to the venue. My fiancee, Giselle Warren, accepts the cash gift Dad offers her—but she refuses to step out of the car.
Assuming the amount isn't enough, Dad quickly reaches into his suit jacket for another envelope, but Giselle shakes her head. "That won't be necessary."
Then, with every guest watching in stunned silence, she pulls out a bag filled with electronic tracking monitors. They're numbered 1 through 63, each tag labeled with the name of a relative on my family's guest list.
"Tell your family to put these on right now," she says coldly. "Otherwise, I'm not getting out of this car."
Dad forces a nervous, accommodating smile. He doesn't know what the devices are—he just knows this is the most important day of my life. He reaches out to take the bag.
My fists clench, and I step in front of him, blocking his hand.
Giselle's face hardens. "Last month, when Shawn invited your family over for dinner, an expensive watch and 20,000 dollars in cash went missing from his room!
"This is the most important day of my life. If your redneck relatives start swiping bottles of wine, hoarding party favors, and stealing from my guests today, I won't survive the embarrassment!"
Shawn Warren is her foster brother. They aren't related by blood, but she defends him like family.
Dad's face flushes a deep, painful red, but he still places a trembling hand on my shoulder. "Just let them wear them. Don't upset your bride on your wedding day. Your mom and I will explain it to the relatives. Don't let this delay the ceremony.
"If they haven't done anything wrong, wearing them won't hurt."
I watch Dad's shoulders slump in humiliation as he turns away.
Without hesitation, I pull out my phone and dial the venue manager.
"Cancel the reception. The wedding is off."