Magic Crunch
My mother, Diane Sutton, was helping me into the bridal suite when she suddenly stumbled forward.
Someone had smeared strong adhesive across the red carpet.
Her shoe came off, and four of her toes poked through her torn stocking.
My father, Martin Sutton, rushed over to help her, but as soon as he turned, everyone saw the sticky note on his back.
"Clearance! 99 cents!"
The room fell silent.
Chiara Lombardi, Enzo Valli's assistant, couldn't hold back anymore. She burst out laughing, then said, "Look how embarrassing they look! I hereby declare the 100th test officially underway!"
I froze. "Wasn't it already over?"
Three years ago, Enzo told me he wanted to marry me.
His father, Don Marco Valli, respected me as an attorney but believed my family background made me unfit to marry his son.
So Marco and his advisor came up with 99 tests and put Chiara in charge of them. They hoped I'd eventually give up and call off the wedding myself.
Over the next three years, Chiara replaced my toothpaste with mustard, swapped my shampoo for depilatory cream, and even released rats into my room at night.
Whenever I felt like I couldn't take it anymore, Enzo would pull me into his arms and murmur, "Nora, just hang on a little longer. Once the tests are over, I promise no one will ever hurt you again."
He could not openly defy the procedure the advisor had set, but he never once bothered to ask what Chiara had put me through.
As long as we got married in the end, what I endured along the way didn't matter.
Last night was the 99th test. I thought the nightmare was finally over.
Then Chiara announced, "You passed. But your parents haven't! You're going to be the Donna one day. Your parents represent the Family too. If they can't handle something this minor, what good are they?"
I turned to Enzo for help.
He ruffled my hair as if soothing a petulant child.
"Do as Chiara says. Just hang on a little longer."
I'd put up with this for three years.
I was done enduring it.