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Don Petty is a man of ironclad principles. When he makes a promise—no matter what it is—he'll definitely honor it.
So when his ex-girlfriend, Taylor Stapley, shows up clutching a stack of long-expired relationship coupons, he honors each and every one of them.
"This is a 'Movie Time' coupon. You promised to watch this re-release with me."
So he abandons me, his fever-ridden wife, to spend the entire night at the movie theater with her.
"This is a 'Let's Go On a Trip' coupon. You promised we'd take a trip every year."
So he ignores me, his heavily pregnant wife, to watch the stars with her in the desert.
"This is a 'Companionship' coupon. You need to come keep me company when I'm feeling down."
So he promptly walks out on me, fresh out of surgery after a miscarriage, to be with her.
That is the last time I make a scene. With bloodshot eyes and tears streaming down my face, I cling to him, begging him to stay.
But Don simply yanks his hand away with a frown.
"I need to honor the promises I've made," he says irritably. "That is a matter of principle! Don't be unreasonable!"
But he seems to have forgotten that he's broken every promise he's made to me.
Not long after I'm discharged from the hospital comes the anniversary of Mom's death. And once again, Taylor cashes in another coupon and takes him away.
This time, I don't bother stopping him.
This marriage that's long past its expiry date, I don't want it anymore.