Perfect Timing
My in-laws were hit by a car crash. I called my husband, begging him to give me some money to pay the hospital bill.
He said, "Oh, if you want money, just come out with it. That excuse is terrible!"
He hung up on me. Despite how unfair it felt, I had to call him again. This time, a voice I was familiar with hit my ears. A woman's voice.
"Chris, I got a bit too much sunscreen on my hand. Can I smear the rest on your abs?"
Lovingly, my husband said, "You little troublemaker."
His parents died that night. Overseas.