Yes to Tacos
During the holidays, my boss wants us to choose between a holiday bonus and tarts.
I don't like tarts at all, so I'm the first one to vote for a bonus. But the intern, Davin Holt, who's in charge of gathering everyone's votes and opinions, is quick to pin me on the hall of shame in the company's group chat.
"Fabian, we mainly celebrate the holidays just to experience the atmosphere, you know? Isn't it too materialistic of you to vote for a bonus instead?"
The department head tags me in the group chat as well. "Fabian, our company prioritizes the team spirit even more."
In the end, everyone except me chooses the tarts.
On the day of our holiday team bonding event, Davin bought everyone nut tarts.
He knows that I'm allergic to nuts, and yet he still forces me to eat the tart in front of my boss just to show that I have team spirit.
"Fabian, I bought the tarts with everyone's bonus. You can't just rain on our parade by rejecting them, right?"
The next thing I know, I begin having difficulties breathing. At the same time, patches of red rashes break out on my skin.
But Davin shoots me a look of disgust. "Dude, must you really spoil the mood while everyone else is having fun?"
Desperately, I rummage through my bag for my allergy medication, only to see more tarts in its place.
The sight of me looking so wretched makes Davin roar in laughter.
"Medicine can be harmful to you, you know! You should have more desserts instead! That's why I've changed all of your medication to tarts!"
Already, I find it more and more difficult to breathe. So, I text the CEO of this company on the spot.
"Mom, my allergy is acting up! I'm at…"