The Man Who Never Needs to Knock
I have to go on a business trip for a week, so I get a cat-sitter to come over and feed my cat Muffin while I'm away.
But on the second day, when I check the live footage from the living room surveillance camera, I see my fiancee, Kate Swanson's childhood friend Samuel Lambert enter the password for the front door and walk into the house. Then, he throws a grape into Muffin's bowl.
Samuel Lambert raises an eyebrow in the direction of the surveillance camera. "Hey, Jonathan. Muffin is a smart one, isn't it? It's not touching the grape at all."
Then, as I watch in horror, he unplugs the surveillance camera.
I feel my heart sink, and I immediately ask the cat-sitter to head back over and ch