Divorcing a cheating spouse is already emotionally taxing, but adding the goal of marrying a billionaire? That’s a whole other level of plotting. First, you’ll need to handle the legal side of the divorce—gather evidence of infidelity if your state allows at-fault divorces, since it might impact alimony or asset division. A good lawyer is non-negotiable; this isn’t the time to DIY. Once you’re free, the billionaire part requires a mix of strategy and luck. You can’t just stumble into their circles—high-end charity galas, exclusive clubs, or even niche hobby communities (think polo, art collecting) are better hunting grounds than dive bars. But here’s the thing: billionaires didn’t get rich by being naive. Authenticity matters. If you’re only in it for the money, they’ll sniff that out faster than you can say 'prenup.' Cultivate interests that genuinely align with theirs, or you’ll end up like those gold-digger memes.
Now, let’s be real—this isn’t a rom-com. Even if you succeed, the lifestyle comes with strings: insane scrutiny, possible power imbalances, and the eternal question of whether they’d still love you if you lost everything. I’ve binge-watched enough 'Succession' to know money doesn’t fix emotional baggage. Maybe focus on building your own empire instead? At least then, you control the narrative.