Babysitting The Bad Boy
"Simply, you know. Flamingos and other things are on my mind. I love that they're pink, don't you? Why don't they serve as pets instead? I would adore a pink animal. Would you not?"
Smooth.
He decides not to respond as he arches his eyebrows and looks ahead, and I start to seriously consider flamingos. Do other pink animals exist? Pigs, I tell you!
Pink panthers: Are they real? I inquire of the a$$hole who has been hauling me up the incline without even breaking a sweat.
"For someone who spends the majority of her time studying, you're not very smart."
"Fuck you."
He grins.
When we reach the grassy, attractive area at the top of the cliff, Zeke gently places me back on the ground and then si