Becoming My Ex's Mother in Law
It was nearing 10 o’clock at night, and Noah and I were relaxing on our bed, scrolling through social media on our phones. I nearly choked on the popcorn I had just stuffed into my mouth when I saw a headline regarding Bob:
COUNCILMAN BOB BARBIER DISGRACED IN VAMPIRIC CONSPIRACY
“Noah!” I exclaimed, elbowing Noah in the ribs. “Noah, look!”
“Ow! What?” he asked, glancing up briefly from his phone.