Best Filipino Jokes

Being the head of the family, kay Marco na atang ang responsibilidad na palaguin ang kumpanyang itinaguyod ng pamilya pati na rin ang pagpapalaki sa nakababatang kapatid na si Beatriz. He had worked hard, played all his cards wisely para marating ang kung anumang narating niya ngayon. Aside from being the CEO of Fuentabella Conglomerate, together with his two mates ay naitayo nila ang FHM Management. He then finally decided the inevitable, to settle down because part of him longed for something warm like the sunshine. How cheesy it may sound he wanted something like what Beatriz possess. Love and family. Everything was doing fine. He's waiting for Poleen to be ready until he get a taste of her. Her sweet, innocent Cielo. Consuelo Sta. Maria, ang dalagang napiling ipakasal kay Stefano Hernandez. Ang naturang kasal ang magiging kaganapan sa matagal ng plano ng parehong haligi pamilya. She give it a try, kung para sa abuelo niya ay gagawin niya ang lahat. Stefano seems nice sa kabila ng pagiging stiff at aloof. Until their paths cross, the remarkable Marco Antonio Fuentabella Would she succumbed to heat everytime Marco initiates it? Paano na ang nalalapit niyang kasal kay Stef? Would she commit?

"Then, be my bed warmer.." He said. And because of Love she is willing to risk everything she has. Including her heart. Rowy still agreed to be Dylan's substitute for Alexa- her friend and Dylan's First love. Even though she knew it was wrong, and it would destroy her heart along the way. And now, Alexa came back, and she let Dylan free. She left, and hoard a FACT that it could be a source of resentment in the future. But maybe she will just cross the bridge when she reaches there, for now she wants to get away from the pain, and forget the bitterness that the world has thrown at her.

Rubie Jane Estrada is a simple but very beautiful woman. Before his father died he revealed the truth about Rubie's mother. Rubie decided to go to the city and find her mother, while Rubie was traveling she met Kester Tacuel who helped her. At Rubie's workplace she met Daryl Hermosa who became friends and eventually fell in love with each other. Rubie met his grandfather and his mother, his grandfather welcomed him and let him live in his mansion. Rubie's grandfather discovered the relationship between Rubie and Daryl, so he forced Rubie to divorce Daryl and marry the granddaughter of his friend Kester Tacuel. Rubie's Grandfather succeeds in getting Kester and Rubie married. Who will Rubie stay with? What if he learns a big secret that will change his life. Will Rubie love her husband?

Si Veronica ay isang simpleng babae na buong buhay ay inilaan sa pag-aalaga kay Nanay Belen at sa kanyang kinakapatid na si Barbara. Si Barbara ay maganda, matalino, at palaging nakukuha ng gusto niya, ngunit sa likod ng kanyang perpektong imahe ay isang spoiled brat na sanay sa pagmanipula ng mga tao. Habang nag vi video call si Veronica sa kanyang boss na half-Filipino, half-Italian na si Anthony Rossi ay agad niyang napansin ang kagandahan ni Barbara. Nabighani ito kaya't dali daling pumunta ito ng Pilipinas bitbit ang kanyang 6 years old na anak na si Bianca at ang kanyang pilipinang ina upang kuning magmodelo ng kanyang merch at magtayo na din ng kumpanya. Inisip niyang seryosohin ang pakikipag relasyon nito ngunit nang masaksihan niya kung paano nito tratuhin ang sariling ina, naisip niyang hindi ito ang babaeng para sa kanya. Nang magkaroon ng problema si Bianca sa eskwelahan, napagtanto ni Anthony na kailangan nito ng isang maternal figure. Sa isang praktikal na desisyon, inalok niya si Veronica ng isang kasunduang kasal—hindi para sa pagmamahal kundi para samahan si Bianca. Ngunit sa kabila ng kasunduan, isang damdaming hindi nila inaasahan ang unti-unting umusbong dahil sa kabila ng ka walang personalidad na itsura sa panlabas ng assistant ay may nakatago itong ganda at higit sa lahat-mabuti itong tao. Nang malaman ni Barbara ang tungkol sa kasunduan, gumawa ito ng eksena—sinaktan ang sarili at muntik nang kitilin ang sariling buhay. Sa gabing dapat ipagdiwang ang engagement nina Veronica at Anthony, isang rebelasyon ang yumanig sa kanilang mundo—buntis si Barbara, at si Anthony ang sinasabing ama. Totoo kaya ito? O isa na namang kasinungalingan upang wasakin ang kanilang pag-iibigan?

I fell in love with the most mature teenager I had ever met. She is a top student, gorgeous, caring, and has a good heart. She is the daughter of the Senator. Her name is Cara Brigette Olsen. And she is my student. Who will turn my life upside down?

Marami ng beses na nasaktan si Yesha dahil sa pag-ibig, just because she can't give herself to any of her former boyfriends. Yes she is still a virgin, at the age of 22 she's still a virgin, and out of despised and also with the help of the influence of alcohol she gave herself to a complete stranger, a handsome stranger that turned out to be her handsome and gorgeous boss!!!

Deandra "Andra" Michaela Anzaldo lost her parents after just the weeks she was born so she was left in the care of her not-so-good aunt. But regardless of that, she still grew up as a kindhearted and hard-working person but the people around her always remind her and always make her feel that she is just a piece of bad luck in their lives and nothing else. An incident happened that made her leave her aunt's house and that also led her to meet and live on one roof with her Hot Teacher – Mr. Francois "Franco" Adrian Del Mundo. Why, out of all the places she could go, she suddenly went to Del Mundo's Mansion? How did she get there? Has everything been easy for her living with her Hot Teacher? Would they grow closer and have feelings for each other? Is Andra willing to risk everything? And what will happen if her schoolmates and other teachers find out that SHE IS LIVING WITH HER HOT TEACHER?                                                            ****** DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, businesses, places, events are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fiction manner. Any resemblance to an actual person, living or dead, or actual event is purely coincidental. WARNING: Please be advised that this story contains sensitive content, mature themes, and strong language that are not suitable for very young audiences. You have been warned. Don't read this book if you're uncomfortable with the above content.                                                             ******

Romano "Ram" Santiago is a well known businessman, kilalang kilala siya bilang isang magaling na negosyante at lahat halos ay kaya niyang paikutin sa kanyang mga kamay, hanggang iwanan siya nang kanyang pinakamamahal na nobya, at sa sobrang kalungkutan na nararamdaman ay nagawa niyang sumama sa isang prostitute a prostitute that turned out to be a virgin. Paano ang perpekto niyang mundo ay magugulo nang dahil sa isang prostitute na nagngangalang Atilla Salvador.

Napilitan si Eliza na ibenta ng kanyang Tita Linda sa isang guwapong bilyonaryo para may perang gastusin sa ospital ng asawa nito na naaksidente dahil sa kanya. Wala siyang kaalam-alam na ibebenta pala siya. Akala niya no'ng una ay magtatrabaho lang siya sa guwapong bilyonaryo na si Alexander ngunit hindi pala. Kulang na lang ay malagutan siya ng hininga matapos niyang malaman na binenta pala siya ng kanyang sariling tita. Wala naman siyang nagawa kundi ang tanggapin na lang ang kanyang naging kapalaran. Dahil sa binenta na siya ng kanyang tita sa guwapong bilyonaryo na si Alexander ay lahat ng gustuhin nito ay kailangan niyang gawin kagaya ng pakikipag-sex dito. Ano kaya ang kahahantungan niya kasama ang guwapong bilyonaryo na si Alexander? Paano kung maging impyerno nang tuluyan ang buhay niya kasama ang guwapong bilyonaryo na ito? Is there a chance for her to escape? Paano kung magkaroon silang dalawa ng relasyon ni Alexander na guwapong bilyonaryo? Aalis pa ba siya sa piling nito o habang buhay na lang mananatili tutal una pa lang ay pati puso niya ay nabili na nito?

In Bannister Academy, there was an ultimate bully named Cahleen Seth Monteserio that was admired by everyone despite of his bad attitudes. However, Shantal Farah Lindzbergh the scholar of the Academy was never attracted to him. They were like cats and dogs that always fight whenever they see each other. But behind those actions that they flaunt to each other, there was a hidden chemistry that was going on between the two of them. The bully that was known as the clever one will change his life for the girl who captured his heart. While the simple girl that was nothing to worry about was having a hard time on a guy that caught her attention. He, secretly adores her. She, undeniably loves him. It was the beginning and end of everything.