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Ang tunay na nagpapatawad ay taos-puso, bukal sa loob, at hindi pilit. Ang pagtanggap sa patawad nang walang pag-aalinlangan ay magpapalaya sa masakit na nakaraan. Ngunit paano kapag nabulag siya sa galit? Galit na nakalalason, galit na mapanganib, at galit na patuloy kinukulong sa pagkatao. Makakalaya kaya siya? Sinong magtutulak? Sa anong pagkakataon?

My African American Mom married a rich Japanese man. As I moved the skeleton of my new bed next to the window, I felt a gaze focused on me. Outside my window, was the house next door. The house shape was similar to ours, so it also had a window facing mine at the same level. Standing there on the other side was a skinny Japanese boy. As soon as I laid eyes on him, he stiffened, then shyly smiled and waved. His hair was all over the place, seeing him in his tanktop I thought to myself that he must've just rolled out of bed. But wasn't it the afternoon already? The boy says something but of course I can't hear him with my window closed so I slide it open. "Eto....hi." He tried in English. If someone were to tell me later I'd come to care about him deeply, I'd find that hard to believe. For as long as I could remember I've always felt empty. And that emptiness, I hid on instinct.

ANTONIO She's mine. She has been mine for a long time, she hasn't just accepted it yet. But it doesn't matter, I'll make her understand, Freedom is overrated &My Cage is what she's made for. I'll protect her with my life, keep her safe from the world & make her demons bleed. I'll give her the world on a silver platter, I just want her to choose me. To be Trapped with me forever & ever despite everything I've done, because one thing I'll never do was to let her walk away from me. She's the one who battered down my walls & made my heart beat for her. Now I'll go to any lengths, do anything & everything to keep her by my side even though in the end she might hate me for it. I'll be the devil, monster & villain, only for her. ERICA I never thought doing the right thing would hurt so much, but it did. The moment I left his side, the man who hurt me, I felt nothing but pain. My heart longed for the man who was obsessed with keeping me safe even though he killed men without batting an eye. And against everything, I wanted to unravel his deep dark secrets & love him in places he was hurt. No matter how much I fought, I was his. I belonged to him in every way that could be possible. He made it so. To be honest, I never had a chance, he was playing for the win & I lost. Maybe I was right to think that I could never have the happily ever after, & he wasn't giving me one. Because his love was all Dark & Twisted. (This's the second book of DuoSeries.Readers are advised to read First book-'CAGED-A Dark Billionaire Captive Romance'before this book.) #RevengeSteamy #DominantBDSM

Lin Luoran is a 27-year-old girl from a rural family. She doesn’t have a college degree, let alone any money. After cheated by her boyfriend, Lin Luoran accidently finds a mysterious space in her heirloom. At first, she only tries to use the magical spring water in that space to grow medicines like ginseng to help out her family. However, Lin Luoran never thought that she would become the last female cultivator in the world. The family of cultivators have not been seen on earth for thousands of years. Lin Luoran strives to cultivate herself in the metropolis, to complete her first-ever journey to immortality. As for love… What will happen to Lin Luoran, a girl that is so different? Let’s open the book and find out.

Andriette Flynn is a known rule breaker in the campus. She is someone who doesn't conform on other people's ideas of how things should be. Nothing seems to matter for ger anymore. However, things changed when she transferred to her new school.

Paano kapag nalaman mo na may pagkakautang ang iyong magulang sa iyon Ex-boyfriend? Anong gagawin mo? Ganito ang nangyari kay Jasmine, ang kompanyang inalagaan ng pamilya nila ay nalaman nalang niya na nabaon na pala sa utang. At sa taong hindi niya inaakala na magkakautang sila. Her Ex-boyfriend Jarred Raqueza. Wala siyang nagawa kundi ang kausapin ito. Para maisalba ang kompanya nila, ay nagkaroon sila ng kasunduan ni Jarred Raqueza na magiging katulong niya ito sa bahay niya. Wala siyang nagawa kundi ang sumang-ayon. Anong mangyayari sa kaniya? Bilang isang Engineer magiging katulong siya. At akala ni Jasmine magiging maganda ang trato sa kaniya. Pero hindi pala. Dahil ang layunin ni Jarred ay maghiganti sa kaniya.

WARNING: Typos and grammatical errors ahead! To save their company, Lawliet needs to marry one of the most sought-after bachelors in Asia, Mr. Rio Yvl Folkvangr. Lawliet fled, having had enough of her parents' expectations. Rio used the chaos that followed her sudden departure to put pressure on her and force her to marry him for the sake of their businesses. She is the family's only child and heir; therefore, she has no option but to follow them. Will Lawliet be able to release herself from his grip? What would happen if the forced union filled with false emotions led you to eventually fall into the devil's traps? What if your affection for one another ends up tearing you apart? Are you willing to forget the scratch that the demon brought you and accept him again?

It's started with a bet. A bet to make this woman fall into his bait. At first, everything's doing fine, it was supposed to hurt her, it was supposed to fooled her, it was supposed to crumpled her heart... but he was wrong, instead he is the one who gradually falling into his own bait. He thought he would win because it was his game. He should be the one who is attracted but why does he seem to be the one who is attracted? Who are you kidding, Leon? He fought the feeling because it wasn’t right. That's not serious, he just finds her attractive and that's all but the more he gets to know her the more he falls. He is losing day by day... Until the truth revealed and she hated him wholeheartedly... he shouldn't have hurt her... he shouldn't have crumpled her heart... he wish he had said that before, but if he admit his purpose will she still accept him?

si louisse ay ipinagkasundo sa anak ng kaibigan nang kanyang ama. Subalit Hindi nito kayang pakasal Ang binata.Dahil sa gusto Muna niya makapag- aral at maabot Ang kanyang pangarap. Ngunit sa kanyang pagbabalik.Doon niya mapagtatanto na mahal Pala niya Ang binata. At Ang binata Ang magpapahirap sa kanya.Dahil sa gusto niyang ipadama Ang sakit na kanyang naranasan noong iniwan siya nito.Ngunit sa huli pala ay sila Rin Pala Ang magkakatuluyan NG binata.

Four dead students, one dead politician, one dead secret agent. What do they have in common?—Four punctured wounds in the neck and a strange burnt mark in each dead missing body. With a trusted team member missing, a partner who nearly died because of a trap, a stressed team leader, and a traitor in the team, how will Agent Night be able to solve a crime with an unidentified suspect? Will this case be the light to her dark past? In this line of work, there is only one end. You either live or die.