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Breijelle Clein is really living the best of her live. Having a supportive friend and family but her dad wants her to marry the billionaire man. Vrion Pskear, a billionaire. He doesn't want to marry a woman he doesn't know but he can't do anything because he wants to do that for his parents. In their long association in the same house, the two gradually fall in love with each other

Si Sabria Antonella Sienna ay lumaki sa isang mayaman at magarbong pamilya. She's the heiress of their family who owns the biggest shipping lines and logistics business in the country. Pero dahil sa problema sa negosyo ay kinailangan niyang isuko at talikuran ang lahat ng kaniyang mga ari-arian, kabilang na ang lalaking pinangakuan niya ng kasal. Meanwhile, Magnus Laurent Del Rio is a quarter Italian business magnate who owns a world reknown tech company, multiple chains of hotels and restaurants, as well as numerous businesses in the industries of cosmetics, food manufacturing, furniture manufacturing, airlines, and construction. He is a business prodigy and a young STEM genius that at age 18, he already had the highest net worth ever recorded in the Philippines, making him the youngest billionaire in the country. But apart from all of those successes, he only desired that one special thing that he believed to complete his bustling life — that is, a marriage with Bria. Kaya naman, nang hindi matuloy ang kasal nila ay para siyang pinagbagsakan ng langit at lupa. Still, so many questions remain unanswered. Why did Bria not ask for help when she faced bankruptcy? Why was it so easy for her to break up with him knowing that he can willingly offer his help? Why did she choose to break his heart? Didn't she love him enough to stay? Ang mga tanong na ito ang balak iwasan ni Bria habang nagtatrabaho siya sa mansyon ng mga Del Rio bilang isang maid habang ang mga tanong naman na ito ang balak bigyang-kasagutan ni Magnus. In the midst of their confusion and angst against one another, could really a spark of lust and desire for answers bring back their love that had been cut short 10 years ago?

Banned by her agency, betrayed by her fiancé and best friend, and orphaned by her loving mother is too much to take. through suffering, betrayal, and pain, Vanessa Dizon stands firm and overcomes all her difficulties. She wanted revenge but it only led her down to an unexpected path. Is this the path of happiness or another ordeal?

[WARNING: This story is a reverse harem and contains extremely explicit scenes. Read at your own risk.] Nikole Castellaneta is rich, stubborn, domineering, and a brat. Being an only daughter of a billionaire, she always gets what she wants. When her boyfriend cheated on her, she immediately got a new apple of the eye, Cross—her father's business consultant. She heard Cross doesn't have a penchant for virgins, and he never liked her. Little did he know, Nikole would do everything to bed him, by hook or crook. But her ultimate problem—she is inexperienced. Then she created a harem to enhance her sexuality. Nikole recruited Clive, a CEO of an architectural firm, and Julian, her bodyguard. She wants to learn the bedroom etiquette for Cross. Her best friend, Kaden, is totally against it. But she proceeds anyway. She hopes that her heart is ready, too. Because the consequences are unbearable to handle…

Anong gagawin mo kung isang araw ay bumalik ang isang dating kaibigan na matagal mo ng hindi nakikita? Sa halip kasi na matuwa ay mas lalo pang nagalit si Kenan Rey Santos matapos makita sa harap ng bahay niya ang best friend na si Caleb Roy Tan. Dalawang taon niya itong hindi nakita matapos biglang umalis papunta sa ibang bansa. Sa anong dahilan? Nang sinadya nitong sirain ang pangarap niya. Na mapasali sa basketball team ng school na siyang daan para makapasok sa gustong University. At sirain ang relasiyon na meron sila ng babaeng matagal na niyang gusto at nililigawan. Sa muling pagbabalik nito sa buhay niya. Ano kaya ang gagawin pa nito para lang muling sirain ang maayos at masaya niyang college life.

The only rose among the thorns ang peg ni Eclair Lockwood-- Limang magkakaibigan ngunit nag-iisang babae. Madalas na tuksuin at husgahan ng nakararami dahil sa kilos at kanyang pananamit. Alam ni Eclair na wala siyang kontrol sa iniisip ng iba pero hindi iyon ang kumukuha sa atensiyon niya... ...Eclair made a vow with her four best friends that they won't ever fall in love with her and they will stay as COMPANIONS. However, this oath is meant to be broken by Kyle-- who confessed his feelings towards her that made everything changed.  Dumagdag lang iyon nang malaman niyang may lihim ding hindi mailabas-labas si Vince, Arvin, at Richard.  How will she choose a guy if she doesn't want to open her heart to anyone else? Does she have to choose? Who will she choose? Paano na ang kasunduan nila?

Si Maria Marites Majarott ay isang introvert na babae, siya ay NBSB at nahihirapang makihalubilo sa mga tao not until Ernist Hemingway 'the boy next door' comes to the rescue. **** Si Maria Marites Majarott 'Mari' ay nagtatrabaho bilang isang manunulat sa isa sa pinakamalaki at pinakasikat na kumpanya ng paglalathala sa bansa. Sa katunayan, isa siya sa pinakamabentang may-akda sa kasalukuyang henerasyon ngunit itinatago niya ang sarili sa pin name na MMM 'Malibog at Maharot na Manunulat'. Siya ay isang Erotikong manunulat. Gayunpaman, kung gaano kalapad at kalawak ang imahinasyon niya patungkol sa kanyang genre ay napakasalungat nito sa totoong personalidad niya. Isa siyang tao na pinangingibawan ang pagtuon sa kanyang sarili. In short introverted and innocent like bullshit. Kaya nang tumuntong siya ng trenta ay naging desperada ang dalaga't gusto niyang maranasan kung ano ba ang pakiramdam ng madidiligan ang bulaklak niya, subalit paano? Wala naman nagpapakilig sa kanya? N'ung halos susuko na siya't handang tanggapin ang madilim na kapalaran ng bulaklak niya. Saka naman may bagong saltang kapitbahay siya na si Ernist Hemingway na mayroon pinakamagandang ngiti na nasilayan niya sa buong buhay niya. Ito naba ang nakatakdang pumitas sa malapit nang malalantang bulaklak niya?

When a stubborn, narcissistic, grandiose and spoiled brat heiress meets the charismatic, aloof and grumpy local ranchero. Matthieus Morris Monferrer is still struggling with grief since his fiancée passed away two years ago. Weeping in darkness and dealing with guilt has been his heaviest burden. Way to healing process is hard to find until his best friend left his annoying fiancée in their farm. Nahalinhinan ng yamot ang lungkot na dumadagan sa dibdib niya sa araw-araw na nasa paligid niya ang spoiled-brat na si Mary Ann Aperin. Sa isang iglap ay naging isang malaking tinik ito sa kanyang lalamunan dahil sa ugali nitong pakialamera at reckless. Her kind is one he loathed the most. The spoiled-brat woman is the total opposite of his deceased fiancée. But how would he admit to himself that by dealing with that troublesome brat everyday had been the magical way for him to heal? And then all at once, in a heartbeat, seems like all the love songs were about her already. Ngunit dumating lamang ito sa buhay n'ya para buuin ang kanyang puso at wasakin itong muli.

Familiá Altamirano Series #1 Kelsea Maurice Altamirano, the firstborn of the prominent and wealthy Altamirano family, is the epitome of kindness, elegance, well-mannered, empathy, and grace. Her dream is to study at Johns Hopkins medical school in Maryland and be a renowned Pediatric surgeon. Before entering med school, She wanted to experience a blasting night out, just like what people her age do. So, she found herself in a club, drowning herself with alcohol with her best friend. It's only supposed to be a night full of fun, enjoying her last day in the country, yet it seems like a storm has fallen into her life when she finds herself lying beside a stranger the next morning she wakes up. Wearing nothing underneath the sheets, Kelsea was horrified by the thought that she just gave her virginity to a complete stranger. What even shocked her the most was when she found a diamond ring on her finger and marriage documents on the table. So, what she did was run away. However, fate gave her the greatest misery when she saw him again after eleven years, knocking on her door, asking her to accept him as her husband and to work out their marriage. ╰┈➤ WARNING: R16. This story contains strong words like curses, prejudice, explicit sex scenes, and other disturbing concepts. In short, mature content that is not suitable for younger readers. Read at your own risk. Written by: Fushiaxpink_ © All right reserved

Ang pangarap lang ni Chandria, na makaahon sa hirap at makatulong sa magulang sa pamamagitan ng pagtulong Niya bilang maid, sa lugar na pinagtatrabahuan ng kanyang mga magulang. Wala rin siyang oras makipag-boyfriend o magpaligaw, dahil kailangan niyang tumulong sa kanyang mga magulang. Isa pa, iaarange merraige Siya sa anak ng amo ng magulang Niya, dahil nga ito sa buo o malaking pagtitiwala sa kanila ng mga amo ng kanyang mga magulang. simula nun Nagbago ang lahat o Ang Buhay niya Nung pumayag Siya I arrange merraige sa anak ng amo ng kanyang mga magulang. Buhay prinsesa na siya at 'di na kailangang magpakatulong para kumita ng pera. Pero hindi niya inaasahan na magiging mahirap Pala Ang sitwasyon Niya sa anak ng mga amo ng magulang Niya, dahil tutol ito sa arrange merraige na desisyon sa kanila ng magulang nito na amo ng mga magulang ni chandria. tutol ito dahil mahal Niya lang si chandria bilang kababata Niya. Subalit sa paningin ng magulang Nung lalake, isa lang itong madaling sitwasyon para Kay chandria doon sa anak nila. Hirap si chandria na umakto na sosyal, dahil 'di naman siya lumaking mayaman. at ni Hindi manlang nagawang iappreciate Nung lalake Ang ginagawa sa kanya na pakikisama ni chandria sa kanya. Siya si loyd, ang best friend at love interest ni chandria na ipinagkasundong ipakasal kay chandria ng mga amo ng magulang Niya. guwapo, matalino, pero malamig ang pakikitungo nito Kay chandria, mula nang lumaki na Sila ,dahil napabarkada ng sobra SI Loyd. Paano makaka-survive si Chandria kung ang pagiging asawa Niya Kay loyd ay hindi tanggap ni loyd,at ano ang alam niyang paraan para tanggapin sya ni loyd. Magugustuhan pa kaya siya ni loyd? Mamahalin din kaya Siya ni loyd tulad ng binibigay na pag mamahal Niya Kay loyd.