In Love With My Bully
“That is your husband? Forget everything I just said! Forgive him, worship him! Jesus, Mary, and all the saints! How do you get anything done with a man like that? He looks like… like a Greek god, you know? Adonis, but better!”
I stifled a laugh, trying to keep my amusement in check as I waved Cole over. “Calm down, Betty. I know he’s easy on the eyes, but honestly…”
When Cole was close enough to hear us, Betty straightened, looking him up and down with an exaggerated expression of awe. She extended her hand, her face lighting up with a smitten smile. “Bonjour, monsieur. I am Betty, caretaker of your…” She paused, searching for the words, fumbling slightly. “mia amore?”