JUST BEST FRIENDS
“Thou royal highness, I beseech thee to dip thy golden hand into Jonathan's genital area and stroke his one-eyed dragon for a minute, and I implore that thou doest it with haste, master.”
Betty hissed out loud. “It's not as if I am afraid to do it o, but you could've given me someone better na,” she complained crabbily, eyeing Alice badly. “Out of all the fine men here, you gave me a local baboon. Pathetic!”