Birthday Memes For Guys Novels & Stories

Gay Me: His birthday is coming, did you know? Lucas: Ya ya. Bitch is turning 21 before us! Me: I know, right? I think you should get him a hamster. Lucas: I would get him a brain. My phone gets a notification right then and so I change the chats. My eyes light up when I see Officer Damian's name on the top of my chat list. Officer Damian: :) Cute.

Tonight, you will feel things you've forgotten you could feel. Tonight, five men will give you everything you've been missing. Happy Birthday. — Thomas

He teases and I giggle. " How can you do that? Today's your birthday and you didn't tell me." " Birthdays for nerds. Nick and I don't like talking about it." " Yeah? Birthdays aren't for nerds. Birthdays are for celebrating. Especially with people close to your heart." " And I got you, so." He says.

He's definitely thinking about it. I found a picture of Mark and his dad, redrew it and defaced the jackass John. It was really fun. I seem to be doing what I did when I was younger before I could write. I of course still do that online journal thing, but sometimes it feels better to draw it out. I'm better at drawing now so it helps remember things more clearly. "I don't want to do anything big." Mark says on our drive home from a movie. "Come on, it's your birthday." I plead. Mark's birthday is in less than a week and he doesn't want anything. He gives me a look. "Why not go out with Jackson, Charlie, Levi, and Brandon." I remembered the names of his groomsmen.

"I still think it should be cocklong." I slapped my forehead in vexation. "Whatever." He smirked. "So when's your birthday?" "12th July, yours? And get me a gift, a nice one." "30th October. Sure I'll give you red lingerie, you can let me unwrap you as my return gift." I gave him a flat look. "No gifts and no return gifts." "You are a Scorpion." Janice commented, looking up from her phone. He paused, looking at her and nodded. "Um I guess?"