Chuck Norris Birthday Meme Novels & Stories

I whimper. “Oh god, Honey, when is your birthday?” Grandma exclaimed. “Umm It’s November 17th Why? I asked, confused. “Crap! Honey, we need to hurry and get to the pack! Let's grab a few things of meat and different sweets and let's hurry!” Grandma freaks out.

It's Grandpa's birthday banquet, and yet my fiancee is working late again, missing her one chance to meet the family. My brother and his wife, still bitter about me taking the project from them, don't waste the opening. "What good is all his money when his fiancee can't even show up on a day this important? She clearly doesn't take him seriously." "That's why Archer's the smart one. He landed himself Claire Donovan, of all people. Even her throwaway gifts start at seven figures." I'm about to fire back when the familiar name stops me cold. My eyes lock onto the bracelet of dark wooden beads the butler carries in. It's identical to the one my fiancee just spent a fortune on a few days ago.

That message read: ​ “XI•VIII•MCMXCVIII = 11 Aug 1998” ​ It was her birthday. ​ THE END

She said, defensive. “Yeah, you are right! You are a student!” Holding her arms across her chest, Scarlett looked Chuck up and down, and said, “up and down” at him, and said, “Well, Carlos’s birthday is coming up, what present are you going to get him?” “There are two months left. What are you in such a hurry for? Haste makes waste, isn’t that the saying?” Chuck said. To her surprise, Chuck remembered the date of Carlos’s birthday. Chuck was a careless, forgetful person as far as Scarlett was concerned, so this was a pleasant surprise.

She shakes his head closer to the fire. "SORRY SORRY SORRY!" He yelps. "SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME." She yells. He takes a breath and stays silent. "Malcom Vandenberg... Fifty seven years old-Wait a second! You almost made it to fifty eight! I couldn't forget your birthday in a week. December thirty first... New Year's Eve. Fun fact, you have the same one as my father! Amazing day for a birthday, don't you agree?"

she chuckled bitterly. “HAPPY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY TO ME”.

“Fuck!” Mom laughed and Tony chuckled a little. How did I forget my birthday of all days? I remember making plans for my birthday, saying I'd throw a party and invite all my friends over but look at me, I forgot. I couldn't laugh, I couldn't cry. I was just astonished and opened my mouth in awe.

“Happy birthday, Hal!” Jordan threw herself onto her brother, wrapping her arms around his neck as if she was still a baby. Halton laughed. He almost forgot. It’s August 18th. The day his wrecked life started. "It’s dada’s birthday?” Angela asked, tilting her head cutely. Jordan scooped her up in her arms and placed a kiss on her squishy cheek. “Yup! And we gonna celebrate it with some snacks. Right, bro?”

I replied with a hint of sadness in my voice “Today was the boys’ birthday?” “Oh my God really. It completely escaped my mind” Wow. He forgot “Wish them a happy birthday on their behalf. I'll send them a gift okay?” *Jacob, whe…when is my birthday? Do you still remember?” “Uhhh..Hazel it's really foggy. Uhmm November 24th?” “Jacob?” I called him tears almost escaping from my eyes “ You forgot, it's August 2nd” Maybe I'm just bad with men in general

Is it me or us that they're cursing? We took a seat in front of Madam's sofa first. Madam Nessy seemed to suddenly recall something. "Yes, Aunt Daley, it's your birthday today?" "Of course, I'm incredibly old because I forgot my birthday," she says. Nanny remarked. "Birthday? Damn! Of course, I forgot Nanny Daley's birthday today." Is this Nanny's birthday? "Wait, Man, I'm going to phone John and Flyn and tell them to go out and get some food and cake." Stephen removed his phone from his pocket and placed it on the table.