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The Mood Goddess Selene, immortal ruler of the werewolves, abandoned her celestial throne to live among her children, yearning to understand their pain and lead with compassion. She only wanted to be a better leader for them but what she got was cruelty and injustice. With her memory lost and no wolf. The Goddess lived as a slave until she was sold from pack to pack as a breeder, as she was the only one who could fall pregnant in the last nineteen years since she left the realm. When her memory returns and her wolf awakens, will she punish her children or will she have mercy on them.

(Mengandung unsur 21+) Jelita Kanaya adalah seorang pengacara yang cantik, seksi dan menggoda. Hingga suatu hari ia bertemu dengan seseorang dari masa lalunya, Dexter Green seorang CEO Alpha Green Company, yang menjadi penyebab dari trauma Jelita untuk menjalin hubungan yang serius dengan lelaki. Hubungan mereka yang tidak akur di masa lalu karena pengkhianatan Dexter, membuat Jelita membenci pria itu. Dan ia bertekad tidak akan pernah terjebak lagi pada pesona dan aura memukau dari lelaki yang juga pernah menjadi tunangannya. Namun apa jadinya jika ternyata Dexter belum bisa melupakan Jelita, padahal pria itu telah bertunangan dengan wanita lain? Dan bagaimana Jelita bisa mengelak, jika Dexter benar-benar menggunakan segala cara untuk mendapatkan Jelita lagi? Kisah akan dimulai dari saat pertemuan pertama antara Jelita dan Dexter, menghantarkan kepada sebuah persimpangan jalan hidup, pilihan dan takdir. IG : @blackauoranovels

“She was sold to the palace as a slave. But her blood was what brought the Lycan King to his knees.” Veya was rejected by her fated mate for being a broken wolf. She thought her life was over, until her father sold her as a slave to the most ruthless Lycan King in history. King Rael Arkhelen Vor’Serrax was infamous for his bloodlust. Loyalty meant nothing to him; women were nothing more than tools to tame his brutality. He was supposed to destroy Veya in a single night. But the moment her scent reached him, the beast within bowed to her, while the King’s pride rebelled. Veya was no ordinary slave. She wielded what little privilege she had as a weapon to survive, and it only made the King’s obsession burn hotter. When the truth came out—that she was the last descendant of the Shadow Wolves—her place in the palace shifted. From a means of release to a threat to every royal concubine. From a palace slave to the sweet poison the King couldn’t let go. But the danger was far from over. An enemy from the past returned, carrying a coup that could strip them of everything. Including the brutal love slowly blooming from their deepest wounds.

Twin Alphas' Celestial Luna is the second book of the Twin Alphas trilogy. If you haven't read the first book, Twin Alphas' Abused Mate, I would recommend reading that first as this story follows on directly. Pine Lake pack is on the verge of war to save their way of life and their pack from long time nemesis and Alpha of the neighbouring pack, Alpha Kendrick. With the help of Witches, a half millennium old Vampyre and the knowledge of the existence of powerful Dragons, the fierce Twin Alphas of Pine Lake and their gifted Celestial Luna might just stand a chance of surviving the war that has been prophesised to change the world. If the fates and Moon Goddess would only stop dealing them devastating after , they might be able to find the last piece of the ultimate battle plan. Liberty has already overcome so much, only to be knocked back down in the final hours. The return of her mates' sister brings about a new era for Pine Lake pack and alters their course to a degree nobody is prepared for. A journey of ascending Alphas, controversial mates, secret societies, heart ache, promise and hope.

Elara Moonwyn once believed love could soften even the most feared alpha alive. She was wrong. When Alpha Darius Blackmoor accused her of betrayal, Elara had no chance to defend herself. The Blackmoor pack chose power over truth, and the man she loved turned cold and cruel. With her heart shattered and her trust destroyed, Elara fled the pack in silence—carrying a secret that could have changed everything. She was carrying Darius’s child. Years pass. Elara builds a quiet life far from pack politics, raising her daughter, Mira, in secrecy. But Mira is not an ordinary child. Her wolf power begins to awaken—wild, rare, and impossible to hide. When her abilities draw the attention of the Blackmoor pack, Elara’s past comes crashing back. Darius Blackmoor is no longer the same alpha he once was. Hardened by regret and haunted by mistakes he cannot undo, he is forced to face a truth that shatters his world: he has a daughter. An heir he never knew. A child born from the mate he wronged. As enemies close in and pack leaders demand control over Mira, Elara must decide whether she can trust the alpha who broke her. And Darius must prove—through actions, not words—that he is no longer the ruthless ruler of before, but a father and mate willing to kneel, fight, and bleed for his family. Because redemption is not claimed by strength alone. It is earned through love, sacrifice… and forgiveness.

Melody has been waiting for her 18th birthday for 8 long years, since losing her parents in the rogue wars. She couldn't wait to get her wolf, find her fated mate and not feel alone in the world and her pack anymore. When the day finally comes and a misunderstanding causes her mate to reject her, she flees the pack and builds herself a new life far away, only to be brought face to face with the mate who rejected her at a biannual tournament they are both competing in. Melody can't get over the hurt of rejection and considers a chosen mate to try to help ease her wolfs suffering, and finds herself in a love triangle that she isnt even sure she wants any part of. The pull of the mate bond is hard to resist, and her wolf and her body push her towards her fated mate, but her mind and her need to protect her heart pull her towards the safe and dependable option. Both men use the tournament as a way to try to best eachother and prove their worth, fighting for the highest place on the leaderboard. Love rivalries and unexpected allies only make matters worse for Melody as she has to contend with one of her highschool bullies and a sarcastic, underhanded beta who thrives on the drama her life has become. Meanwhile two Alphas pulling the strings behind the scenes put Melody in an unexpected life threatening situation and she knows the only person she has ever truly been able to rely on is herself. What she doesnt expect is for the moon goddess to intervene and change her fate, but is her new destiny any better than what she ran from in the first place?

Slave. A word I've been hearing for the past 10 years that I have completely forgot what my real name was. My money driven parents sold me to the Alpha of the New moon pack when I was only 10 in return for a large sum of money. I was nothing but a worthless human who never had her first shift and I was kicked to the lowest of the low, beaten, worked to death and cursed all day. Losing all hope in life, something still made me want to hang on a little while longer. I can feel my chest warm up with fire and I pray to God that I'm not being delirious.

They say I trapped Adrian Cole. That I drugged him. Seduced him. Forced him into a marriage to save my failing family. They’re half right. I did marry him. I am carrying his name. But the trap? That was never mine. For 365 days, I’ve lived with a husband who despises me. Who looks at me with nothing but contempt. Who whispers sweet words to another woman while I’m pregnant with his child. I’ve survived his cruelty. His mother’s disdain. His lover’s mockery. I’ve survived everything except the truth—that I’m in love with a man who will never believe I’m innocent. Now he wants a divorce. And I’m ready to give it to him. But Adrian Cole doesn’t know what he wants. One moment he’s throwing me away. The next, he’s protecting me from the very people who destroyed us both. I can’t speak. But my silence is about to say everything.

Ivy Rosalía Jones, una joven y hermosa médica que trabaja en un hospital de los suburbios, está decidida a casarse con un hombre que conoció en una cita a ciegas, a pesar de que él está paralizado. Inicialmente, el matrimonio estaba destinado a ser simbólico, con la intención de que ninguno interfiriera en los asuntos del otro después de la boda. Sin embargo, Ivy nunca esperó que terminaría casándose con el hombre más influyente del mundo. Shawn Dyxon Tate, el esposo de Ivy, no tiene intenciones de dejar ir a su hermosa esposa. Desde que ella entró en su vida, tomó la decisión de consentirla y darle el mundo que nunca tuvo.

WINNING THE NANNY'S HEART: Book 1 Madison Lopez is a simple girl living a simple life. She needed money for her mother's hospital bills. Her father died when she was still a child, and she has become the family's breadwinner ever since. She had no other choice but to work as a maid in the city to earn a lot. Dylan Carter is one of the hottest bachelors in town. He was the only son of the CEOs of the Carter Empire. He has everything he wants in life - money, fame, and love. He has been in a relationship with his girlfriend for quite a long time. But why does he feel something is still missing in his life? What would happen when the pure, innocent maid crossed paths with the hot billionaire? Will love blossom between the two? Will Dylan find the happiness he has been looking for in Madison? Are they "maid" for each other? Wanted: Mommy for the Single Hot Daddy's Kid: Book 2 Stanley Robbins was a single hot daddy. His wife left them when their daughter, Heather, was still a baby. They had never heard of her ever since. Leaving the responsibility of raising young Heather in the care of a first-time dad. Stanley had worked hard to give his daughter a bright future while establishing a reputable image in the city of Newark as its top businessman. Maxine Ballard was a simple girl living her simple life. She was living away from her family. She wanted to be independent. She hated complications. She wanted everything to be simple and smooth flowing. Until one day, a billionaire hired her as his daughter's mommy. How long can they pretend that Maxine was Heather's mommy? What if true love blossoms between the real daddy and the hired mommy?