Black Humor Example

Dahil sa kahirapan ng buhay, pinasok ni Erina ang iba’t-ibang trabaho para lang matustusan ang kaniyang pangangailangan araw-araw. Binubuhay niya nang mag-isa ang kaniyang sarili simula no’ng umalis siya sa puder ng kaniyang ama. Naging maayos naman ang takbo ng kaniyang buhay pero nagbago ang lahat nang dumating at nakilala niya ang binatang si Wayne Louie Anderson. Isang bilyonaryo, kilalang personalidad sa larangan ng negosyo, at nagmamay-ari ng mga tanyag na resorts at casino sa Pilipinas at maging sa labas ng bansa. Subalit, walang kaalam-alam si Erina tungkol doon. May isang pangyayari na nagtulak kay Wayne para ilihim ang kaniyang pagkatao at palabasin na siya ay nawawala. Ito’y naging daan para makasama siya ni Erina sa iisang bubong at naging daan para makilala at magustuhan siya ng dalaga. Magbabago kaya ang pagtingin niya sa binata kapag nalaman niya na ang tungkol sa totoong pagkatao nito? Isasantabi kaya niya ang galit para sa pag-ibig? O paiiralin ang galit at pagkamuhi, at sumuko sa iniibig?

Isang arrange marriage ang naging kasal nila Diane at Sevy. Nag iisang tagapagmana si Sevy Montefalco sa Montefalco group of Companies. Kung gaano ka yaman si Sevy Montefalco, ganun rin kahirap si Diane Monteseno. Apo ng matagal na hardinero ng mga Montefalco si Diane at ng bago maaksidente ang mga magulang ni Sevy nakatadhana na si Diane na ipakasal dito. Pero paano kung ang kasal na yon ang magiging dahilan ng pagkawasak ng puso ni Diane at ng kanyang matinding kalungkutan?Kasal nga siya pero ni minsan di naman siya kayang pakisamahan ng lalaking kanyang pinakasalan. Hanggang sa umabot sa puntong ibinaliktad ng panahon ang kanilang sitwasyon. Si Diane na nangungulila sa pagmamahal ng kanyang asawang si Sevy ay naging partner niya bilang Fuck buddy. Paano tatakasan ni Diane ang lihim niyang pagmamahal Kay Sevy? Mananatili ba siya bilang Fucking buddy?O mananatili siya bilang asawang nagmamahal kay Sevy?

Five years ago, Sienna Blake had a whirlwind romance with Damian Cavendish, a ruthless billionaire known for his cold heart and untouchable power. But when she discovered she was pregnant, she left without a word, knowing he would never choose love over his empire.   Now, fate throws them together again when Sienna is hired as the interior designer for Damian’s newest luxury hotel. She does everything to keep their son a secret—until Damian discovers the truth.   Betrayed and furious, Damian demands full custody. But as they are forced to spend time together, sparks fly once again. Old wounds resurface, and Damian begins to wonder: did he make the biggest mistake of his life by letting Sienna go?   When an unexpected enemy threatens their future, they must decide—can they trust each other again, or will their past destroy them for good?  

(This is a dark romance. 18+) King Sven laughs again, one hand fondling the breast of the woman on top of him. The pain in my chest becomes unbearable, and I wince. His eyes flicker with something dark and satisfied. He knows exactly what he’s doing. “Spending a week in prison hasn't tamed your tongue, I see,” he says, the teasing edge in his voice making my skin crawl. “I want to take my time with you… savor you to the fullest. I know I’ll enjoy breaking you.” “You’ll have to kill me first.” “Who says I won’t?” — In a world where Fae are hunted and treated less than an animal, Olivia and her mute twin brother, Kyle, have spent nine years hiding their true identity within the Shadow Moon Pack. Pretending to be lowly Omegas, they blend into the pack, constantly fearing discovery. But when a simple mistake exposes Olivia's Fae heritage to the sadistic Alpha King Sven—a ruthless hybrid known for his hatred of magical beings—their lives spiral into chaos, even worse they discover they're something more.

Everyone hates Liana Waters. Since she was born, her life had been nothing but a series of unfortunate events. Her parents abused her, her pack hated her and her mate rejected her for her sister. To make matters worse she was now a murderer. She thought running away would be easy but it wasn't, she was brought back to the prison and almost beaten to death. Tired, devoid of hope, she wished the Luna goddess could take it all. That was until she found an opening. While her sister was plotting to end her life, Liana went on a suicide mission. She put her best leg forward and offered herself as a potential bride to the cursed Lycan King, Alaric during his mating ball. A king who has no joy. But when her ex mate came running back, Alaric broke his fingers and threatened, “She is my Luna, my wife, near her again and you would be losing way more than a few fingers.”

After Carolina caught her boyfriend, Kyle Gomez, cheating on her, she was completely broken that night. Out of pain and anger, she invited her friends to join her for a night of heavy drinking. Talagang nilunod niya sa alak ang sakit ng kanyang nararamdaman hanggang sa makilala niya ang isang lalaki, at nauwi iyon sa isang one-night stand. The next morning, she woke up in shock. The man she slept with turned out to be none other than her ex’s uncle, Mr. Kenjie Taylor, a powerful business tycoon. Out of fear and embarrassment, she ran away and never showed herself again. She thought she had escaped him for good, but fate had other plans, Carolina later discovered that she was pregnant with his child. Naging mapaglaro ang tadhana sa buhay ni Carolina nang malugi at mabangkarote ang negosyo ng kanyang pamilya. Sunod-sunod ang dagok sa kanya, at hindi na niya alam kung saan kukuha ng lakas. When Kenjie found out about her situation, he made an unexpected offer, he would take responsibility for the child growing in her womb to continue their family’s legacy. In return, he promised to help her get revenge on his nephew and settle her family’s debts. But will this unexpected alliance blossom into love? Or will their arrangement be the beginning of something that could destroy them both?

Bianca was born a rogue—an outsider who learned early that survival meant making herself useful. When she saved Alpha Matthew Morrison's life twice, she thought she'd finally found someone who saw her value. Instead, she became his obligation, his duty, the wife he married because honor demanded it, not because his heart did. For four years, Bianca tried to earn Matthew's love through service, through healing, through being the perfect Luna and mother to their son, Theo. She told herself that someday he would see her, truly see her, and choose her. Then Mia came back—Matthew's first love, his true mate in all but name—with a terminal illness and a bucket list of dreams she wanted to fulfill before she died. . Now Matthew demands the ultimate sacrifice: Bianca must risk her life, her healing abilities, and her future to cure the woman who's already taken everything from her. When Bianca discovers that Mia's "terminal illness" is built on lies and manipulation, she realizes the truth—she was never the wife, never the Luna, never the mother in Matthew's eyes. She was always just the rogue girl convenient enough to save and use. But Bianca is done being convenient. She's done sacrificing herself for a man who'll never love her. She's done watching another woman live her life while she fades into the background. Armed with evidence of Mia's deception and divorce papers hidden in plain sight, Bianca prepares to do what she should have done four years ago—walk away before they destroy her completely. The only question is: will Matthew sign away their bond before he realizes what he's losing, or will Bianca's carefully constructed escape plan crumble when the man who never loved her suddenly can't bear to let her go?

Aah!“ Jojo groans and pushes Finn away. Her eyes open wide as she looks at him. “Finn? What was that? You are my brother!“ Finn sighs, licking his lips and staring into his eyes. “Am I?“ He asks. He tries to hold himself back from pulling her in and kissing her again. Jojo blinks her eyes in confusion. She lifts her finger and touches her wet lips. “What? You have always been my brother, right? We... we can't do this.” Finn scoffs and leans closer to her again. “Stop being so naive, Jojo. Yes, you are my little sister. But you can be something else, can't you?“ “Something like?“ The more confused Jojo asks, looking into his eyes. But she shudders again. “Brother? Why are you looking at me like that?“ Finn chuckles and holds her chin. “Like what? Isn't it because I want to kiss you again?“ He asks and leans in for a kiss. “Um… Brother…” “Ssh!“ Just at the same time, the door is pushed open, and Vera walks in. Jojo quickly adjusts her clothes. “Your fiancee is here... I'll leave,” she says. But Finn pulls her into his arms and prevents her from leaving. “I want you to stay,” he says, looking up at Vera, whose eyes are teary. “What do you want, Vera?“

Kata orang, cinta pertama adalah kutukan. Entah ke mana takdir membawa, cinta pertamalah yang akan membekas. Bekasnya bak noda merah dalam putih, sulit pudar. Pernikahan Rena dan Mahen berada di ujung tanduk setelah kembalinya sang mantan calon istri sekaligus cinta pertama Mahen, Riani. Semua diperkeruh dengan tuduhan Ratna, sang mertua, dan Sekar, sang adik ipar, yang menyatakan bahwa Rena mandul. Di saat Rena menyerah atas segalanya, Mahen justru bersikap sebaliknya. Dengan egosi, ia menjebak dan membuat Rena mengandung anaknya. Namun di sisi lain, ia tak mau berpisah lagi dengan Riani. Lalu, haruskan Rena rela dimadu demi calon buah hati yang ada di rahimnya? "Tak ada satu wanita pun di dunia ini yang benar-benar rela dimadu. Meskipun ada, aku bukan salah satunya." Rena terisak pilu, menyentuh relung hati terdalam Mahen yang dingin.

I grew up calling him Uncle. My father’s best friend. The man who built an empire, a billionaire everyone feared in business… but who always softened around me. Now I’m no longer a little girl. And when I return home, his eyes linger too long, his voice dips too low, and his touch makes me burn in ways that should never happen. He promised my father he’d protect me. But the way he looks at me now? Protection is the last thing on his mind. I know he’s dangerous. Older. Forbidden. But every time we’re alone, the walls close in and the line we can’t cross begins to blur. If my father ever finds out, it will destroy everything. But what if I don’t care anymore? Because when a billionaire this powerful decides he wants you… How long can you resist before you’re his?