A Vasectomy for Her Lover: I Sent Her Packing
While I'm waiting for my vasectomy to start, I see a popular question trending on a forum.
"What's the best revenge for a man?"
An anonymous answer is upvoted all the way to the top of the comment section.
"By stealing everything he's proud of while playing the role of his best friend, of course! To be honest with you, this is how I treat my childhood friend, too.
"Before he realizes it, his parents already view me as their biological son. The company has bestowed upon me a position that's superior to his. His wife even gave her virginity to me at the new home he had personally decorated and refurnished. His children are actually mine, and they are super clingy to me!
"Because of something I said, his wife made him get a permanent vasectomy. He actually agreed to it. At this rate, that bastard will never be able to have his own children!"
Some people are shocked, while others don't hesitate to berate the anonymous poster. But the majority of the commenters are more confused than anything.
"What sort of deep-rooted grudge do you have against your childhood friend, though? Why is your revenge going this far?"
That poster is surprisingly honest.
"Actually, it's nothing much. This friend of mine is superior to me in any way since we were kids. But he's also a smug and arrogant one who doesn't really seem to care about anything at all.
"I don't like that attitude of his, so I've come up with this scheme and stolen everything from him. Take now, for example. He's waiting for his vasectomy procedure at the hospital, while I'm hugging his wife right now. In fact, I plan on depleting this entire box of contraceptives!"
The latest photo the online poster has uploaded shows a box containing 13 condoms. As for the background, it happens to be my home.