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A childhood visual of the old witch from the library Hansel and Gretel book pops into my head and only increases the giggles I exude. “I hope not, I’m barely grown, and she might add me to tonight’s menu. I’m too big for an oven!” I point out between snorts of stupid laughter and Meadow caves and starts giggling too, lightening our whole mood. I guess the tension and the heavy weight of this journey has us strung out enough, that even a lame joke like this has enough power to break the strings and have us erupt. It’s needed, between us, this bonding over awful jokes.

Inside there are black candles, several scrolls, and a thick pitch-black book. Of course, it is the book that gets my attention. I took it and inspected it if there are dents, torn pages, or mites. Fortunately, although the book looks old, it also looks new, feels new, and smells new. It has gold writings on it, Death of God. "Death of God?! How did this get to here? I am sure if Mama saw you, she's gonna burn you," I said laughing at my own jokes. See, I am not just unlucky, I am also corny and crazy.

she said. “Yeah. Exactly. Like she had a book in her.” “Okay, that’s some legit weird spooky shit right there,” she said. “How so?” “Nah, just someone in a bookstore said that to me recently. That I had a book in me.” A quick shrug. “Weird.” “Damn right it’s weird.” Margo smiled. “I know, right?” “Right! I mean, a bookstore? For real? Are those even a thing anymore?” ***

“And you are being reckless. One of us has to be intelligent.” The tension between us thickened, but neither backed down. Finally, Alexa exhaled and opened the journal. There was silence as nothing happened. No smoke, no glow, and no curse. It was just paper. Alexa blinked once, then flipped a page, another, and then she burst into laughter, loud, sharp, and unrestrained. This made me frown. “What?” I asked, looking at her. Alexa doubled over slightly, clutching the book as her laughter echoed through the room. “Oh… this is gold,” she muttered in her laughter.

Growling I sit up then hold the book "What's your problem, I know you're not fake so why are you hiding " " am not" The moment the book spoke I quickly let it go but it didn't fall off my hand, it remained in the air. " you..... just.... speak" stammer I crawl backward on the bed "How is a book speaking" " what do you expect lady, you have been making so much noise am forced to wake up "Two eyes open, a mouth shape forms then a nose, the book blinks then exhales loudly " It feels great to be awake again, I thought they are no more innocent women for me to eat "

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Luca drawls, his voice just loud enough for Elijah to hear, “what do you call a werewolf that’s also a librarian?” I glance at him, intrigued but suspicious. “I don’t know. What?” “A fur-midable opponent for anyone who returns their books late.” It’s so cheesy that I can’t help but burst out laughing. Luca grins wider, clearly satisfied with himself. I cover my mouth, trying to stifle the laugh, but it’s too late. I’m doubled over, shaking with amusement, the ridiculous joke breaking through all the tension that had been swirling around me. And that’s all it takes.

She picks up the book she was reading and holds it out to me. I glance at the cover and immediately burst out laughing. It’s the same book Rich was reading in the car earlier, the one about the priest and the devil. My laughter catches their attention, and Lilly raises an eyebrow. “What’s so funny?” she asks, clearly confused. “It’s nothing,” I say, trying to contain my laughter. “I just I think I’ve heard about this one before.” Lilly smiles. “It’s pretty wild. You’re in for an interesting night.”

Jasper says sarcastically while Rowan was laughing beside him. "They love your bum, Jasper." Silas commented while chuckling. "I know. I love my bum too." I laughed alongside Martha. "So! To answer @lizzieshepard's wonderful tweet about my ass, I have a big bum because... my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun. Suck it!" Jasper answered while he slaps his own butt. I burst into laughter with the shrieking crowd. On the corner of my eye, I see Milo eating a banana peacefully who was also laughing at Jasper as he was watching him.

I stared at him before laughing so hard that tears started to roll down my face. "What's so funny?" "You." "I'm funny?" "Yeah. Remember when you said that I was different?" He nodded. "I am." I walked to the kitchen and opened a cupboard. I retrieved a large book and walked back to him. "If you read through this and you're okay with it,no problem. You can be my friend."I gave him the book. "Guidelines to being Tess Harvey's friend," he read the title aloud. "Are you kidding me?" "No, you can drop it if you want."