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My adopted sister, Jasmine, lost a million dollars in a bad investment scheme. On that fateful day, a disgruntled client showed up before us, furious that his entire life's savings had disappeared overnight and desperate to exact his revenge. When my boyfriend, Connor Sanders, showed up to rescue us, both of us reached a pleading hand to him in fear, but he swatted mine away and snarled, "Rosie, cut the crap! I know you're just faking, and you better stop, or else karma will come back to you! Jasmine has a heart condition, so I'll need to send her to the hospital right away!" Faking it? If only he knew the truth—that the unfortunate daughter born with a congenital heart disease was, in fact, me! On the day of my funeral, my boyfriend Connor wept upon my grave and blinded himself out of remorse. From that day onwards, Connor "Hawk-Eye" Sanders would live in eternal darkness.

Isang babae na pilit pinag-aagawan ng magkapatid. Buong akala ng kanilang magulang na isang disente at nakapag-aral ang babaeng kinababaliwan ng kanilang anak. Ngunit isa itong bayarang babae na pinagpapantasyahan ng mga kalalakihan sa White Coast Stripper’s Club. Maria, tunay na mahinhin ang itsura ngunit may nakakaakit na labi at mga mata na pumukaw kay Victor at Vladimir. Dalawang binata mula sa bigating pamilya sa Pilipinas ngunit magkaiba ang pananaw sa buhay. Tila nag-iisang babae sa mundo ang turing kay Maria kung pag-agawan siya ng dalawang magkapatid na handang magpakamatay para sa kanya. Pero paano kung nagpakabulag si Maria sa pera at tunay na tinalikuran ang lalaki na kaya siyang mahalin kahit may pagkukulang ito sa pera? Pagsisihan niya ba ito, o ito ang hudyat upang mailagay ang buhay niya sa peligro?

Paula is a highschool student who lives with her grandmother in a simple life. She has a rich boyfriend who cheated on her secretly. And when she found out that her boyfriend has another girlfriend, Paula can't accept it and she planned to took a revenge on them. But it's not easy for her to fight a high-level people. Afterwards, an old man approached her and asked her if she could pretend to be his grand daughter, Kendall. Kendall got into a coma because of the car accident and even the doctor's didn't know if when she would wake up. Kendall's grandfather did not tell Kendall's parents who stays abroad about the accident happened to Kendall the reason why he ask Paula to pretend as her grand daughter in front of her families and in front of all people and he offered Paula a large amount of money. At first, Paula did not accept the offer of an old man. But she desperately needed a money at that time for her grandmother who was ill. After a moment, Paula decided to accept the offer of an old man and she started to act like Kendall, a college student who has live in a wealthy life. And Paula took this chance after living a life of Kendall to get a revenge on her Ex boyfriend. Will Paula succeed to get a revenge? Or will she gave up because she still has a feelings on her Ex boyfriend?

Kade Von Aragon, CEO of Aragon Airline, hates to be on limelight. Aside from the fact that he doesn't want any public attention, he hates the media because for him, they don't know how to respect other people. They're always invading one's privacy. On the other hand, Rizel Rodriguez works as a journalist and the one who's in charge in covering the life of the mysterious Kade Von Aragon. A lot of media companies want to have an article regarding the said bachelor but no one has ever done it because of how elusive the man is. But what will happen when he finds out that a certain journalist is following him and to make it worst, she's the daughter of his dad's mistress?

Allison Whitney didn’t have much time left in this world, and she knew it very well. When she discovered that she had cancer, she coincidentally ran into her ex-husband six years after their divorce. Although Matthew Laurier had someone else in his heart now, he decided to accompany her throughout her illness, to support her until she went into remission. Unfortunately, Allison also knew very well that Matthew was no longer in love with her like he used to be. The treatments soon proved to be ineffective, so she eventually passed away with regrets in her heart. But then, when she opened her eyes the next moment, she discovered that she had traveled back into the past, to the time before she divorced Matthew. Determined to make things right this time, Allison vowed to never leave Matthew again and take advantage of this second chance to live a happy and healthy life with him.

The third installment of the Trio Legacy Series. Lucifer still has Nyx as his captive, Hermes under his thumb, and the entire supernatural community on edge as they try to find where he is hiding. JoJo, Jacob, and Alexander are drowning without their mate. Nathan is stagnant, unable to move on beyond trying to find a way to get to Nyx. Ryder, Nate's youngest brother has gotten his wolf, powerful and unruly, three years before he was supposed to. With war looming at any moment, these hurting and scattered wolves have to get themselves together long enough to save themselves and the rest of the world.

Mauve Scarlet, a Human has been married to Alessandro Simmons, the Billionaire Alpha. However, their marriage was a façade of Alessandro keeping the position of his wife secured for his first love. However, breaking the third promise of not falling in love, Mauve fell for the Strongest Alpha despite being a human. After three years of contract marriage, Mauve found herself standing before his first love, who happened to bring her mate. Will their contract marriage still survive or will it be nullified after three weeks of his first Love's appearance?

Fransisca Ryle is forced to seek a job at the prestigious company owned by Alexander Smith due to the urgent need for funds to cover her seriously ill mother's medical expenses. She secures a position as Alexander's secretary, but she also has to endure the cold demeanor of the CEO and his infuriating girlfriend, Veronica. Unexpectedly, a one-night stand between Fransisca and Alexander leads them to realize that love is blossoming between them. As their relationship deepens, Alexander rekindles his relationship with his ex-girlfriend, leaving Fransisca feeling betrayed and humiliated. She decides to leave Alexander's life and vows to seek revenge in her heart. How the next?

My mother hated me, to the point that she wished I were dead. I knew I deserved to die. Sixteen years ago, if I hadn’t insisted on going out, my brother wouldn’t have died while trying to save me. Eventually, both of us got what we wished for. I got brain cancer. She had become a stranger to me as I forgot everything and went to die in blissful ignorance. Then, she went mad.

Tidak siapa pun tahu apa yang akan terjadi di masa depan. Satu minggu, satu bulan, satu tahun, atau bahkan satu detik kemudian adalah misteri. Begitu juga dengan apa yang terjadi padaku. Aku tak pernah tahu bahwa aku akan mengenalmu. Tak pernah menyangka aku akan masuk ke dalam kehidupanmu. Tidak pernah sekali pun terpikirkan bahwa pada akhirnya, kau adalah milikku.