Butts On Things Novels & Stories

"This is useful, Mama. The ants need to know which parts they can bite and which parts they can't. They can only bite the feet and hands. Oh, I think the butt too." "Butt?" Alice failed to contain her surprise. Sky nodded firmly. "If someone accidentally sits on an ant, I don't think it's a problem if the ant bites his butt. So, that person knows that they've been sitting carelessly." Edmund could no longer contain his amusement. While laughing loudly, he patted his wife's buttocks. "Be careful, My Wife. Don't sit on the ants." Alice took a deep breath. She was afraid that her cheeks would turn red if her imagination was not immediately compressed.

A PLACE FOR BROKEN AND DISCARDED THINGS The sheer size of Save-A-Bunch Furniture impressed Shane Carroll the most, initially. He hadn’t expected it to be so large and sprawling. Also surprising, it was a re-tasked high school, which was unexpected in itself. Such a modestly-sized town as Clifton Heights not only having two in-use schools but also an unused high school on its outskirts. Converting it into Save-A-Bunch also impressed Shane in its utilitarian efficiency.

The second item made me pause, a black rubber butt plug, two inches wide and five inches long. I had taken bigger things before, like that time at the barbecue with the very well-endowed guy who had waited until others had fucked and filled me before slowly working his huge cock inside. I hadn’t sat or walked comfortably for days after that. Still, seeing the plug now made me take a deep breath.

5cm stretch! For amateurs, this might be too much. However, Joe was anything but an amateur when it came to butt sex. As a certified bottom, his asshole was well trained, and it might be a tight fit, but Joe was more confident about fitting all ten balls inside him on the first try. They didn’t look like they would vibrate a lot, but it would count as a win if they did. With so many beads, he would only imagine how stuffed he would feel. The turkey for thanksgiving wouldn’t even feel as full as him after he swallowed all ten balls.

Even if I had no idea what they were or their uses. “That is a buttplug. Nipple clamps. And be careful with that…” Before those words could drop, I stumbled on another object. Some large, some small. Round edge. Like a mic. Vibrating like hell. Terrified, I dropped them as if they were hot coal, walking away as quickly as possible. “Those are vibrators. They give maximum pleasure.” I nodded, dragging my feet along. “Those are suspenders. They are good when it comes to dangling from the ceiling.”

When I walk away, he slaps my ass, “That ass is going to be real pretty here in a little bit.” I put a little extra sway in my hips as I glance back over my shoulder and give him a seductive smile. Well, at least I hope it looks seductive, anyway. When I reach the area with all the items, my eyes go wide; there are so many to choose from! I start with the items that I have no idea what they are used for and look scary as hell; I put them in the do not use pile. I find all the whips because I am not ready for that kind of pain just yet. Once I’m done with that pile, I start with the canes, and put all of them in the soft limits pile, along with the tens machine. I do find a hook that I can on

“Oh my god!” Domitus chuckles, and walks behind me, wrapping his arms around my waist. “I got some things for your extracurricular activities,” he whispers in my ear, making me shiver as his hands move to cup my ass. Inside the drawer, there’s vibrators of varying sizes, something I think is called a butt plug, what looks like a riding crop, and handcuffs. “You…are you going to use all of those on me?”

"The next set of toys I'll pass around are for anal play." "Anal play," April says, her face turning bright red. "Nothing's going up my butt, thanks." "I love it in the ass," Andrea says. "Seriously, if you haven't done it, you don't know what you're missing." "She's right," Janet says as she scrutinizes a pink butt plug like it’s a diamond. "It makes everything more intense." “I like it,” I say softly. “Then you need to buy these,” Andrea says, tossing a vibrating butt plug at me with one hand, while she waves a cocktail glass in the other.

I just set them back on the hook for now and kept walking, my heart beating a little faster. I moved to the toys section next. Rows and rows of vibrators. Some were small and bullet-shaped, others longer and curved. There were ones that looked like they could be worn inside, and a few with rabbit ears. I picked up a sleek purple one that felt smooth and expensive in my hand. Then a smaller one, discreet enough to maybe travel with. My fingers hovered over a display of butt plugs—small ones in soft silicone, some with pretty jewel bases. I picked up the smallest one, turning it over in my palm. It was light pink and looked almost innocent.

Come on, it's not my fault. "My butt" "What makes you think I would even stare at your butt?" "Um duh, cause it's so beautiful. My days of butt workout is finally paying off. You know, it's pretty rare to find a butt as perfect as mine c_" "I don't wanna hear anything about your butt, okay?" "Yeah right" He rolled his eyes "Oh, there's this time I wore a butt_" "I said I don't wanna hear it!" "Fine. Geez Cupcake, it's not my fault you have an issue with butts"