Novel & Cerita Butters X Cartman

“Okay, so what? It just means I need to get her out of my system. I didn’t get what I wanted, and I still want it.” Carter frowned. “Maybe. But if you just want sex, you could find lots of other women to fill that hole.” He chuckled at his dirty pun. Anthony stared down at his beer, surprised that he only had a little bit left of this one. He’d never been a huge drinker, at least not to the point of getting drunk, but tonight apparently all bets were off. He was talking to Carter like they were teenage girls in a romcom and he was chugging down beer like it was water from a desert oasis. What the hell was wrong with him?

It pissed him off. “Listen up, Larson. My name is Carl Mann. Not Eric f**king Cartman. Call me by that name again, and I’ll f**king tear you apart!” Carl snarled angrily. There was nothing he hated more than being referred to by that terribly insulting nickname. Zayn smiled. “Whatever you say, Cartman.”

*chuckles* "Boom, baby! It's a double whammy for second and first place! Give it up for Cortland Carter and Mr Cash Savings, and Austin Myers with Sports Vanna! Congrats, champs!" The announcer sets off a storm of giggles with his witty remark - "Cortland and Austin clinch the victory, but it's a major blow for all the single ladies out there. Mr. Carter is officially taken, as he's roped himself a gorgeous cowgirl. Yee-haw! Congratulations, lovebirds!"

I heard a commotion coming from some of the office girls across the room which broke me out of my mind swirl. “Have you seen Mr. Hottie out there with the super sports car.” One of them gushed. Please don’t let this be Logan. I thought. The girls were all gushing over some guy outside. I looked over one of their shoulders and sighed. “Leah, isn’t that the guy who was at the bar last week?” One of my closest colleagues asked me a little too loudly, to drop me in it. “Yeah, that’s Logan Carter.”

Carter asked, as he put his hands on the white slut's head and began doing just that. "Yeah, have your balls bounce off her chin," Barbie encouraged, loving seeing a white whore gag on her man's massive missile. Karen tried to not gag, but as all nine inches tickled her tonsils and his big black balls bounced off her chin she couldn't help but back off and cough. "Did anyone tell you to fucking stop?" Carter questioned, as he slapped her across the face with his dick. "Sorry," Karen apologized, tears forming in her eyes, not from sadness, but from gagging, "you're just so big."

Carter's brows furrowed, and he quickly denied it. “No way! Look at Vera—does she look anything like some rich heiress? She reeks of poverty.” He scoffed, his voice dripping with disdain. “I’ve heard some rich old women have pretty twisted hobbies. Maybe Xena just has a thing for younger company—” Before his disgusting words could land, I flicked my eyes toward the guards. Without hesitation, they moved. Carter’s voice barely had time to break into a protest before one guard seized him by the collar and lifted him off his feet like a ragdoll.

Gray pulls out a seat for me and I sit down. " Welcome Mr Carter. What should I get you ?" A waitress addresses us , eyeing my partner. I roll my eyes and watch how she tries to flirt with Gray. I give her my order. Gray didn't order for anything except a bottle water. " So tell me why are you allergic to peanut butter ?" He smirks and wink. How did he know that ? " How did you know that ?" He let out a quiet laugh and smiles. " I'm a genius."

CARTER I walked back to class with my head to the floor. I still had half a day to face this cruel world before I went home. My brother was having guests over tonight and I wanted to be home early for him. We had chemistry and I was sure Mr Martins would already be in class since the bell had already rang. “Thank you for joining us, Mr Carter. Please, let us know if you find us worthy to stay with.” The class laughed and I realized the only empty seat was beside Ramsay. Screw my life.

He paused for a beat before his voice dropped an octave, "Mr. Carter, aren't you crossing the line? Do you actually think I'm just some nobody you can boss around?" "Keep it up, and you can forget about showing your face at the expo today!" Kenny shot back, ice in his voice. "Is that so?" Arturo's brows furrowed in challenge. "I'd love to see you try to stop me." "Are you sure about that?" Howard halted, pivoting to face Arturo with a steely gaze. "Buzz off, kid. This doesn't concern you," Arturo snapped, his temper flaring. Crack!

Anderson finishing tuning and rock’s out. “Killer,” I throw up my hands in a rock out pose and I headbang to his beat making everyone laugh. Everly joins my headbang and Anderson plays it up. His hair makes so much sense as he bangs with us, playing a metal riff. “Enough rockstar, it’s my damn turn,” Carter balls up some paper and throws it at Anderson’s head. Carter got a new skateboard and air brush paints. He look up at his Dad and I, then nodded his head in appricatation. He is not one to show off.