Charmander Funny Novels & Stories

"Now let's go get that burger and beer, shall we?" We both laughed, the tension between us broken. As we waited for our number to be called, we chatted about our lives, our dreams, and our plans for the future. He might struggle with autism, but he was also one of the most caring, kind-hearted people I had ever met. And for that, I was grateful. As we finally approached our table, I noticed something strange. My friends, who were dining with us, were giggling and whispering amongst themselves. My heart sank as I got closer, and I could hear them making fun of Charles's teddy bear.

“Alright!” The machine had a lot of stuffed toys inside from various cartoons and most of them are Pokémon dolls. I saw a fluffy Jigglypuff, two flaming Charmanders and even a wrongfully stuffed Celebi that looked like it’s been smoking pot. But out of all of them, I really liked the Pikachu one mostly because it’s been my favorite even after many generations. “I’m telling you it’s a scam.” Xavier muttered still keeping his sentiments. Maybe it’s a scam. Maybe it’s not.

Charlie huffs. “Well, my mates aren’t freaking Yao Ming like yours! If I my pups had the genes that Zak and Brandon do, I’d look like you, too.” Meredith laughs. Charlie sticks her tongue out at Meredith but then laughs too. There isn’t much that you can say to that.

*** Charlie's POV "Blue, did you see that? Her face is hilarious!"- I think, my laugh is the loudest and my stomach is aching now from laughing too hard. Her face is worst than the worst, it's already like a coloring book because of her thick make-up so what's the difference?

She winked at me, eyes glinting with that dark humor I loved. I grinned despite the shitstorm swirling around me. “You’re unreal, Walda. That magic back at the Dom blasting him with green lightning? You’re so strong, it’s crazy!” She chuckled, puffing up a bit. “Oh, I’m the best! Centuries of practice, Erasmus doesn’t stand a chance. He was only lucky it was a draw!” Charlie trotted over, tail wagging, his tri-colored fur catching the light. “Good morning, princess!” His voice purred in my head, all flirty and warm.

The second he saw me half asleep, rubbing my eyes with sleepiness, he lifted me off the ground all happy about today. For breakfast, most of them had protein shakes this morning, I, on the other hand, had sugar cereal and an apple, see I can be healthy too. They were talking about the game, it's the first and it's just a friendly game, but for them, It's were gonna crush the other team vibes. "You coming little man?" Caden asks. "Of course he's coming he wants to see me play," Jack says flexing his muscles.

Dave said, I looked down at Dave's hand that was already holding Ken's waist. It's so sweet, I love it! I looked at Ken's face, which was obviously thrilled. it's nice to hit your face with a pot! Hutangina is very excited, can I throw the salt at them? In order to reduce their sweetness towards each other. They were about to turn their backs on me but I thought of something silly, to tease my Ken. You know because... You probably don't know yet, I'll even say it, right? Char is cute because it folds up, especially when it's angry, so I'll just try it.

"I never lied. Like I said—there's something special between us." Licking my lips, I turned toward the darkness again, my voice dripping with charm as I asked, "Second question… How big are you?" "24." The response was so quick it was as if I asked a safe question. Still, I grinned evilly. "That's not precise enough for me." As both Julian and Elara looked at me in confusion, completely confused as to what I was up to, I leaned my head to the side and winked at the darkness.

laughed king Damien with a big laugh . When Charlotte came back , she found the two of them laughing with a happy tone she found it really weird . ' Maybe I am seeing things because I need some to sleep....... ' thought Charlotte holding the new bottle of ink in her hand .

"Sorry, but your sense of humor sucks, Zachary! Keyboard emoticons are cheesy." It didn't take ten seconds for the cell phone to vibrate again. "My bunny is so mean... No big carrots for you, so... :')" I sighed and laughed at the same time, choking. I knew he was doing it on purpose. Act in a scrotum way to distract my mind. After laughing until the pain echoed in my belly, I was impressed when I found that it had worked.