Comical Weapon Patreon Novels & Stories

Cecilia Henderson has lived her life in a bubble of privilege and purity, sheltered from the darkness that funds her father’s empire. Her world is charity galas, college degrees, and dreams untouched by violence. But when a single waltz with Zacian,the ruthless Boss of All Bosses, shatters that illusion, everything changes. Dominic Henderson, her father, is drowning under Zacian’s tightening grip. Desperate to protect his family and reclaim his power, Dominic strikes a dangerous bargain with rival bosses, setting the stage for betrayal and bloodshed. As tensions ignite and loyalties fracture, Cecilia becomes the ultimate leverage; a pawn in a game she never knew existed. But Zacian doesn’t see her as a pawn. He sees her as his weakness. And in a world where kings burn kingdoms for love, innocence may be the deadliest weapon of all.

The Velvet Pact In the golden shadow of forbidden salons, Eva, poor and invisible, unwittingly attracts the gaze of two predators. Sasha and Niko Volkov, twins of breathtaking beauty and heirs to a ruthless empire, see in her the perfect prey for a perverse game. Their offer is not a mere transaction, but a corrupted pact sealed in velvet and money: an obscene fortune in exchange for her innocence. But the price is darker than it seems. She must give herself to one of the brothers, body and soul, under the possessive and burning gaze of the other. What begins as a sale becomes a dizzying fall into the depths of desire and jealousy. Trapped in this forbidden triangle, Eva discovers that her body can be a weapon and that submission can hide an unsuspected power. In this labyrinth of pleasure and domination, the true trial will not be to choose her master, but to survive the consuming obsession she ignites in them… and in herself.

In a world full of predators, Caroline is human. A heartbreak leads her to a one-night stand, and now, she’s pregnant with a child that shouldn’t even exist. A pregnancy that puts her at the centre of a war. Salvatore is the last Lycan alive. Infamous for his rage and power, he’s feared and revered by humans and wolves alike. He was never meant to have a future, until her. Now, enemies rise from all angles: rogue wolves who want her dead, humans who see her womb as a weapon, and ghosts from their pasts who want them gone. As her body changes and her power awakens, the bond between them deepens into something neither can escape, because the baby she’s carrying will bring a new dawn or sink the entire supernatural world into eternal damnation.

He ripped out her heart like their five years of marriage meant nothing. Reborn into the past, Sovia Henric swears she will never repeat the same mistake—never fall for her enemy again. This time, she will take revenge on everyone who betrayed her. But fate plays a cruel game. An arranged marriage pushes her toward Prince Janova—her executioner. Determined to rewrite her destiny, Sovia chooses a new path: Prince Zadekiah, her former husband’s brother… the man who had secretly been obsessed with her since their first life. With her mother plotting to use her for power and prophecy looming over her existence, Sovia must decide… Will she claim her revenge? Or will she become the weapon destined to destroy the supernatural world itself?

The crown is a story of a princess who has been raised differently from others like her. She was taught to hold a weapon in her hand and wield it against any threat that comes in her way. Soon, she is crowned to be queen, and instead of finding a king to lead the kingdom, she independently breaks tradition and leads her way. Until one day, she finds herself falling for someone that could shatter every bit of power she has. Will she let love conquer and lose her reign? Or will she let power continue to grow within her veins of the kingdom? (Note: this is still in progress and I may have a busy schedule but I am looking forward to what you all have to say about this story. Let me know and feel free to speak your mind out! They mean a lot to me!)

When Aria Chen walks into inferno to forget the man who shattered her heart, she doesn't expect to catch the eyes of three identical, devastatingly dangerous men. The Kingston triplets, Dominic, Dante and Damien, are billionaire alphas who share everything. But Aria isn't just another conquest. She's their fated mate, marked and claimed in one explosive night that binds her to them forever. What Aria doesn't know: rejecting the bond means death. What the triplets don't know: their psychotic brother Damson- the fourth twin they thought was dead, has returned to steal what's theirs. And her cheating ex isn't just a mistake from her past. He's a weapon in a war she never knew she was born to fight.

Isla Morgan lost everything in one night: her family fortune, her father's health, her future. When billionaire Adrian Vale offers a way out through a two-year contract marriage, she signs without hesitation. But Adrian's mansion hides more than wealth. It holds secrets, locked rooms, cameras, and whispers of a past that links their families in blood and betrayal. As desire ignites between them, Isla discovers the marriage was never about her benefits. It was about power, legacy and a decades-old vendetta. Adrian believes she owes him everything. Isla believes she can escape. But when the truth surfaces, about her mother's past, her inheritance, and the man pulling Adrian's strings, she realizes love isn't the danger. It's the only weapon she has left.

You are mine now,” he whispers against her ear. “And I’m going to destroy everything you’ve ever loved.” But the shake in his voice gives him away. When Felix Castelli’s father was murdered in cold blood, two crime families who were once allies became enemies. Now Felix, the new Castelli boss, wants revenge and his weapon is Muna Romano, the daughter of the family he blames. Their marriage was once a promise. Now it feels like a cage. But Muna refuses to bow down. As hidden enemies rise and old loyalties crumble, Felix and Muna must face the hardest choice of all,hold on to hate, or risk everything for something new. Some empires are built on blood. What happens when two enemies discover theirs could be built on love?

She is the forbidden blood that ignites his hunger. He is the ruthless king who has sworn to destroy her kind. But fate has other plans. She is his enemy, the one thing he has sworn to destroy. But one bite, one taste, and she becomes his obsession. She fights him. He hunts her. And in a world teetering on the edge of war, their desire might be the deadliest weapon of all. ************* Celest’s back slammed against the cold wall, her breath coming in sharp gasps as Magnus caged her in, his body heat searing into hers. “You keep running, little bunny,” his voice was thick with dark amusement, but beneath it lurked something raw, something canal. “Yet, here you are. Right where I want you.”

Amara thought her life couldn't get worse, trapped in poverty, caring for her ailing grandmother, betrayed by the man she loved. But one night changes everything: a police raid lands her in jail, where she meets the last man she should ever cross paths with…. Alessandro Vitale He offers her freedom, but at a price: Marriage. A deal, a trap, and a lifeline all at once. What Alessandro doesn't know is that Amara carries a secret… a child that belongs not to him, but to his own bloodlines' rival. Their dangerous union sparks a web of betrayal, obsession, and power struggles, where love is both their greatest weapon and their deepest weakness. As past feuds resurface and enemies circle closer, Amara must decline: will she remain a pawn in the Mafia’s deadly game, or rise as the unexpected queen of an empire built in blood.