Comics Strip Funny Novels & Stories

“Limited edition painting. If you wanna buy it, you gotta place a bid. Or, get them for free if you sign up for the club.” He shrugged, feeling victorious. The people were silent, unsure of what to say. Malorie stepped forward, still gaping at the painting. “You…” she began. “It’s marvelous, isn’t it?” Cain boasted. “It’s...marvelously bad!” Malorie exclaimed. “What the hell is this?” She pointed at the painting consisting of stick figures in different colors. The shapes were off, looking like an artwork by a kindergarten student. “This is comic art!” Cain claimed. “This looks as if a child drew it!” she hissed. “This isn’t how you make a comic strip!”

"But a small one. I started drawing recently. I don't make much money." "Still that's great!" I almost squeal in excitement. "Woah! You know what, I'm a comic lover. You are awesome! Tell me the names of the comics you've drawn. Let me see if I've read any." He lets out a cute giggle. "There's no chance you've read any." "Is this one ongoing?" I ask, looking at the cartoon girl on the tab. "What's it's name?" I couldn't control my excitement and curiosity anymore.

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

Honestly when I say what we do out loud it sounds ridiculous. ‘We … we race each other as to who can drink a pint of milk the quickest,’ she looks at me like I just told her we turn into aliens, before she burst out laughing so loudly it echo’s around the emptying courthouse. I catch Todd looking my way seeing him frown he knows I told her, Stephanie struggles to breath as she laughs so hard she snorts, a sound I have never heard her make but now I’m laughing at how ridiculous she is. ‘Did you just snort?’ I tease as she laughs some more she clutches her stomach.

Before Mia’s call, I was getting ready to go on stage, but my mind was racing with thoughts about quitting. “I'm really tired of this stripping job. I want to do something better with my life. But what? Getting a good job is not working for me now, not with all the requirements needed to get these jobs. But I can't keep stripping. I need something honorable”, my mind raced, desperate for a better alternative.

I gasped between giggles. Red wiped tears of laughter from her eyes. “It wasn’t really awkward. Like I said earlier, I strip for everyone, not just the men. And those ladies… they are mostly wild. Doing all kinds of things to our bodies…” I raised an eyebrow, still chuckling. “With that kind of body, who wouldn’t get carried away?” Red giggled and struck a playful pose. “We always have to stay in shape so we don’t lose our income. As a stripper, your body is your greatest asset.”